New Sandlewood relaxation

[Claire D]

I noticed this place along my daily drive down Hastings on my way to work. In fact, I noticed there were quite a few of these massage relaxation joints along Hastings.

Today, I felt the need for a good massage and Richmond SL seemed too far away to go. I decided to go massage parlor hopping. I started with NSR since it was right in the middle between Cloud 9 and Diamond body care.

Walked in and was greated by an older asian lady behind the counter. Rates were comparable to all the other AMP's. I asked her to see the girls and she said "dun worry, I give you 19 year old." I stood my ground and she led me to a room and brought the girl over. Asian, looked kinda cute. I asked if there was more girls and the front desk lady said "jus a white girl, but you dun want her." The asian girl wasn't too bad and did look young so what the hey.

First thing I noticed about the place was that it was recently renovated. Newish paint on the walls, tv/dvd player with asian porn. Nice. Haven't seen that since the old New World days. Went and took my shower and the water was actually hot. After my shower, dried myself and paged the front desk to tell them I was ready.

So Sammy walks in. Long hair, cute almond eyes, cute little summer dress, nice looking legs and high heals. I love a girl in high heels.

Starts off with a really weak massage. She was basically rubbing certain spots on my back. Then she asked me in really broken english "you want massage only?" So I play hard to get and say yes. Then she says "give me tip, 60 for massage only." Afer a few minutes more of this weak ass massage, she asked me again if I wanted more. She said she wanted .6 tip for the real deal. I said no and she said "I am 19. I go to school tomorrow." I felt her up and her skin was very soft. Nice ass, and very soft legs. The skin on her ankes and foot were soft and smooth. She had really plump cheeks and no wrinkles any where that I could see. Yeah, I am pretty sure she was young. 19-22ish. No more than that.

Then things took a turn for the worse. She puts on the jiffy hat and gives a really weak ass HJ to get the little guy to wake up. Barely half awake she starts the CBJ. The little guy was ready to go back to bed. After a few minutes, she asked me to stand up to get it on. Well, after 4-5 pumps, she pushes me off and ask if I "cum" yet. Nope, obviously. She strokes me a few times and then I go in her again. After a few more pumps, she pushes me off and ask if I "cum yet".
Still nope. This goes on for 10 minutes. Then she asks if I want "BJ" instead. I said no and kept going. After 20 minutes, I get fed up as I couldn't get into the mood for obvious reasons. She also help her hand between me and her so that I barely got the half away little guy into her.
Finally off goes the jiffy hat and on a new one where she gives me another CBJ. Again, she keeps asking me to "cum".
Finally she gives me an oiled HJ and I do my thing.

I shower and get dressed. As I was about to walk out, the lady behind the desk comes in and ask if I was happy with everything. I told her no cause the girls skills were really weak. She asked me if I was weak or the girl. WTF?!?
Then she offers her services for me. EWWWWWW.

Before I leave, I ask her again how many girls work there and she says there are lots but it was a holiday and they all left early.

Place is pretty clean, but the massage tables are kinda old. Showers are pretty clean and there was hot water.

Sammy, looks cute. Long hair, nice soft white skin. She is not a spinner, as she has a bit of flab, but not much. Set of A cups with responsive nipples. Other than the A cups, she was cute. A couple of times she looked me in the eyes and licked her tongue on her lips.
Attitude bad. Only allowed to grope her ass, titties, and legs. I could not touch her bush let alone the good parts. Worst part is that she keeps asking me to hurry up, and wanted to BJ finish.
Service is weak. Lacks experience. I get wayyyyy better service from Sasha, Amy, and Jessica at SL, but none of them are 19ish like Sammy.

If only SL was as clean as NSR and the girls were this young. Well you get the point.
Would I go back, yes cause she truely is young, but only if her service and attitude improve.

 

[theoneandonlycharlotte]

Great detailed review and thanks for TOFTT!

I think there is a correlation here in that the younger, cuter, hotter girls tend to give mediocre to decent service at best. It just has a lot to do with the fact that they are inexperienced and know they usually get away with their youth and looks.

I've had the odd odd girl who was in their early 20's, gave a great massage, and awesome FS but it's rare to find here in the Lower Mainland.

For the most part, if I want a good massage and release I'll stick to the older ladies who clearly have more experience and know what they are doing. Looks matter much less, whereas attitude and the way it's done are more important.

 

[Nadja]

Too bad Bookie... next time go upstairs to Angel / Hyatt massage. I've been to Sandlewood and only Patty was worth repeating. See my reviews on this place. I was pleasantly surprised since I hadn't been to Angel/Hyatt in several months. I was regularly seeing a SP name Coco (yes, another one) who wasn't much to look at but she was good at what she did which more than made up for the looks dept. Don't get me wrong, she was still a 6.

I stopped going because after a while, I thought she was getting too 'close' (BBBJ, offered to let me CIM OK) but bald pussy was getting too risky near but non-covered CBJ. I know some SPs do this to get the juices flowing before the hat comes on, but I got a different sense from her after many, many sessions with her.

I decided to check up the lineup, and Patty was there! She moved because she said she wasn't getting the same treatment as the asian SPs downstairs (which sounds like it's still true since the mamasan turned you away from the white girl). Repeat? Hell yes. She's still an awesome SP. Also, Coco is gone. Owner said she left. PERIOD. Can't remember the rest of the lineup but it seemed OK.