New Machine At Wal-Mart

[ememech]

..it was okay. But, I'd give you props for posting one I've never heard before.

 

[mIsTy bEeBeE]

ROFl......:

 

[xvesauluibbitoepm]

: Funny Joke!

 

[Newbie555]

LMFAO!


stupidass10charactershizznit

 

[The Benchwarmer]

: ..........

 

[mystery girl]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pavzluyk]

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."



"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . A lot che aper than a doctor."



So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal- Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."



That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.



Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:


1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)


2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)


3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.


4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.


5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!



Thank you for shopping @ WalMart