My worst experience ever (body scrub)

[Hairy Arab]

Hey guys, so since i've just had my absolute worst experience yet at a massage parlor I figured I'd share it here.

Last Thursday I decided to go for a table scrub. I'm not going to mention the name of the place for reasons. So everything started out normally, I paid the fees and went to the room and laid face down on the table. In comes this girl (Teresa), with a very pretty face (an 8 out of 10), and a matching body. She starts adjusting the water temperature and she gets it right the first time. She squeezed some soap over me and started massaging it over my body. Her pressure was weak as hell and she didn't seem to know what she was doing. at this point I knew that I wasn't going to be enjoying myself, but I didn't know that it was about to get worse either, much worse.

We start to chat a bit and I learn that she's been in Canada for 6 months so far (She's Chinese), and she's studying business management. around 8 minutes into the session, she fucks off out the room for 5 mins, meanwhile I'm just sitting there under the stupid shower heads reevaluating my life choices. She comes back and literally stands around for another 5 minutes, then she tells me that she's letting me enjoy the water. So she basically wants to stand around and do nothing. I told her to continue with the body scrub very politely and she did. She turned off the water and went outside again for 3 minutes to get the scrub. We got the scrub done and when she turned the water on, it was fucking lava. I jumped off the table and she apologized, and then she tells me to get back on the table so I oblige her. The water is still lava hot so I ask her to turn the temperature way down. Now the water was cooler than body temperature, but at least It wasn't burning my balls off. Then she LEAVES again for another 5 minutes. When she came back I asked her why she keeps leaving, and she tells me that it's hot in the room, even though we turned the water way colder than it should be.

Anyways a bit more of this garbage and she tells me to turn over and she asks me if I wanted a HJ. I figured what the hell, it's what I came in for anyways, so I said yes. She finished me off and I dry myself up and she asks for a tip so I hand her $20 and she's like I want $80. So I just started laughing. She burned my back with hot water and gave me the worst possible service and she's asking for $80. then she threatened to call the police unless I paid the $80. So I told her, listen I gave you $20, if you don't want it I will take it back. then she went on for a bit about calling the police then she offered to give me a discount of $40!!! lucky me right? so she still wanted $20 more. I looked at her directly and told her that it wasn't going to happen. On my way out of the room I jokingly said to her those university fees must be really high. She followed me to the front desk and suddenly she became the perfect employee. She got me a cup of water and said good bye to me with a big ass smile. I obviously complained to the owner at the front desk. Honestly from now on I will be avoiding body scrubs. I've had way too many crappy experiences.

 

[krayjee]

Hey..Hairy Arab, may be she doesn't like too much hair on your body...lol..jkn..

 

[smallpantieshk]

Hey guys, so since i've just had my absolute worst experience yet at a massage parlor I figured I'd share it here.

Last Thursday I decided to go for a table scrub. I'm not going to mention the name of the place for reasons. So everything started out normally, I paid the fees and went to the room and laid face down on the table. In comes this girl (Teresa), with a very pretty face (an 8 out of 10), and a matching body. She starts adjusting the water temperature and she gets it right the first time. She squeezed some soap over me and started massaging it over my body. Her pressure was weak as hell and she didn't seem to know what she was doing. at this point I knew that I wasn't going to be enjoying myself, but I didn't know that it was about to get worse either, much worse.

We start to chat a bit and I learn that she's been in Canada for 6 months so far (She's Chinese), and she's studying business management. around 8 minutes into the session, she fucks off out the room for 5 mins, meanwhile I'm just sitting there under the stupid shower heads reevaluating my life choices. She comes back and literally stands around for another 5 minutes, then she tells me that she's letting me enjoy the water. So she basically wants to stand around and do nothing. I told her to continue with the body scrub very politely and she did. She turned off the water and went outside again for 3 minutes to get the scrub. We got the scrub done and when she turned the water on, it was fucking lava. I jumped off the table and she apologized, and then she tells me to get back on the table so I oblige her. The water is still lava hot so I ask her to turn the temperature way down. Now the water was cooler than body temperature, but at least It wasn't burning my balls off. Then she LEAVES again for another 5 minutes. When she came back I asked her why she keeps leaving, and she tells me that it's hot in the room, even though we turned the water way colder than it should be.

Anyways a bit more of this garbage and she tells me to turn over and she asks me if I wanted a HJ. I figured what the hell, it's what I came in for anyways, so I said yes. She finished me off and I dry myself up and she asks for a tip so I hand her $20 and she's like I want $80. So I just started laughing. She burned my back with hot water and gave me the worst possible service and she's asking for $80. then she threatened to call the police unless I paid the $80. So I told her, listen I gave you $20, if you don't want it I will take it back. then she went on for a bit about calling the police then she offered to give me a discount of $40!!! lucky me right? so she still wanted $20 more. I looked at her directly and told her that it wasn't going to happen. On my way out of the room I jokingly said to her those university fees must be really high. She followed me to the front desk and suddenly she became the perfect employee. She got me a cup of water and said good bye to me with a big ass smile. I obviously complained to the owner at the front desk. Honestly from now on I will be avoiding body scrubs. I've had way too many crappy experiences.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Where is this place and who was the retarded chick?

 

[chuckandmyself]

Hey guys, so since i've just had my absolute worst experience yet at a massage parlor I figured I'd share it here.

Last Thursday I decided to go for a table scrub. I'm not going to mention the name of the place for reasons. So everything started out normally, I paid the fees and went to the room and laid face down on the table. In comes this girl (Teresa), with a very pretty face (an 8 out of 10), and a matching body. She starts adjusting the water temperature and she gets it right the first time. She squeezed some soap over me and started massaging it over my body. Her pressure was weak as hell and she didn't seem to know what she was doing. at this point I knew that I wasn't going to be enjoying myself, but I didn't know that it was about to get worse either, much worse.

We start to chat a bit and I learn that she's been in Canada for 6 months so far (She's Chinese), and she's studying business management. around 8 minutes into the session, she fucks off out the room for 5 mins, meanwhile I'm just sitting there under the stupid shower heads reevaluating my life choices. She comes back and literally stands around for another 5 minutes, then she tells me that she's letting me enjoy the water. So she basically wants to stand around and do nothing. I told her to continue with the body scrub very politely and she did. She turned off the water and went outside again for 3 minutes to get the scrub. We got the scrub done and when she turned the water on, it was fucking lava. I jumped off the table and she apologized, and then she tells me to get back on the table so I oblige her. The water is still lava hot so I ask her to turn the temperature way down. Now the water was cooler than body temperature, but at least It wasn't burning my balls off. Then she LEAVES again for another 5 minutes. When she came back I asked her why she keeps leaving, and she tells me that it's hot in the room, even though we turned the water way colder than it should be.

Anyways a bit more of this garbage and she tells me to turn over and she asks me if I wanted a HJ. I figured what the hell, it's what I came in for anyways, so I said yes. She finished me off and I dry myself up and she asks for a tip so I hand her $20 and she's like I want $80. So I just started laughing. She burned my back with hot water and gave me the worst possible service and she's asking for $80. then she threatened to call the police unless I paid the $80. So I told her, listen I gave you $20, if you don't want it I will take it back. then she went on for a bit about calling the police then she offered to give me a discount of $40!!! lucky me right? so she still wanted $20 more. I looked at her directly and told her that it wasn't going to happen. On my way out of the room I jokingly said to her those university fees must be really high. She followed me to the front desk and suddenly she became the perfect employee. She got me a cup of water and said good bye to me with a big ass smile. I obviously complained to the owner at the front desk. Honestly from now on I will be avoiding body scrubs. I've had way too many crappy experiences.

Dude come on you have to let us know the name if the place and the provider.

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[Justin's_Beaver]

Thank you for sharing. Chinese women seem to fear hairy chests. Something cultural I think.

But wtf is this service!

I totally understand the revaluation of life circuits choices moments! Happens to me all the time!

 

[Marblehead]

Without a spa or mpa name this is a shit review

 

[northnorth]

I feel there is only 1 or 2 girls who know how to do the table shower routine. Renee/amber at shangri-la being one of them.

Not sure why the girl left multiple times, but it seems you definitely got the short end of the stick in your experience - sorry to hear

The name of the attendant and spa would be appreciated, so that these experiences can be avoided

 

[krayjee]

MPA name is there in the bracket Teresa, but no spa name, so it doesn't help much since there can be lots of Teresa in GTA.

 

[cupcrazy]

there are very few spas out there that offers table shower. Greenleaf near McNicol and something. Apple Garden near Shephard and Midland.

 

[Leviathan]

No sympathy.

Mistake #1 Could have walked away many times but too weak to hit the breaks and reverse out of there! You encouraged this behaviour by accepting shit service.

Mistake #2 no shop name to flag the culprit for others to avoid !

Conclusion: You deserved shitty service. Selfish Takers should be punished !

Lord Kray, principled and unrelenting ! I’m a giver? LoL

 

[MassageMania]

I think the spa is located at Glendinning Ave, Scarborough. I was about to visit the place. Seniors like @krayjee know this place for sure! I am not spilling out the name either as @Hairy Arab didn't do it..

@Hairy Arab
But is there anyway you can choose the attandants in this spa ? Since it is strictly legit spa, so i guess there is no option. That's why I was asking which girl gave you the best massage from this location ?

 

[Hairy Arab]

Without a spa or mpa name this is a shit review

I left out the name of the spa on purpose lol.

 

[Hairy Arab]

If you get a Teresa with an 8/10 face and body and she speaks broken English, run for you life. JUST FUCKING RUN.

 

[Hairy Arab]

No sympathy.

Mistake #1 Could have walked away many times but too weak to hit the breaks and reverse out of there! You encouraged this behaviour by accepting shit service.

Mistake #2 no shop name to flag the culprit for others to avoid !

Conclusion: You deserved shitty service. Selfish Takers should be punished !

Lord Kray, principled and unrelenting ! I’m a giver? LoL

Honestly you're right, I should've asked for a different attendant the moment red flags were raised, or just walked out. Maybe next time.

 

[Hairy Arab]

I feel there is only 1 or 2 girls who know how to do the table shower routine. Renee/amber at shangri-la being one of them.

Not sure why the girl left multiple times, but it seems you definitely got the short end of the stick in your experience - sorry to hear

The name of the attendant and spa would be appreciated, so that these experiences can be avoided

She complained that the water steam was too hot. Her name is Teresa but I don't want to give out the name of the spa. It's located in a 5 km radius around steeles/warden.

 

[Hairy Arab]

I think the spa is located at Glendinning Ave, Scarborough. I was about to visit the place. Seniors like @krayjee know this place for sure! I am not spilling out the name either as @Hairy Arab didn't do it..

@Hairy Arab
But is there anyway you can choose the attandants in this spa ? Since it is strictly legit spa, so i guess there is no option. That's why I was asking which girl gave you the best massage from this location ?

If you give them a name and she's available. There is one that does a pretty good massage but she's not a looker--I forget her name.

 

[Marblehead]

I left out the name of the spa on purpose lol.

Yes I know, so that is no help to your fellow hobbyist

 

[krayjee]

Yes I know, so that is no help to your fellow hobbyist

Ok..Ok.. ....it is Harmony Wellness center at 25 Glendinning Ave, Scarborough. It was sold last month and hope the new management is better. It's a nice big place but poorly managed. JR boss was about to buy it but someone out bid her and lost it out.

 

[foxymystery3075]

So what was his deal of keeping the name a secret?

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[MassageMania]

@krayjee is a living legend in the Spa World!