I've been a long-time lurker. Figured it was time to give back with my own reviews.
Full Disclaimer: I had never been to an adult massage parlor before June of this year.
Not to try justify this hobby but I can see how it can become addictive. As a serial entrepreneur, I can see how this is much easier / more rewarding and dare I even say more cost effective than dating.
No commitments, no nonsense. Just plain fun.
Shina @ Seductions – 1HR VIP
She has that appearance at first glance of someone very young. If I had to take a guess though, I’d say she’s between 23-27. She’s Truly a spinner. Her voice suits her size - its sexy and sorta of reminds me of Joey Lauren Adams from Chassing Army. I dig it. She can carry on a conversation. I have to say that the website stats and pictures are accurate. Breasts are very small. Her skin is smooth / soft, her body is firm. Massage was fun, but weak. I prefer a very firm massage. BS, PS, DFK, DATY, DATO, 69, BBBJ and FS all offered on the first visit. Opted for FS (Covered) MSOG. Damage was $120 + Room Fee.
I have repeated with her.
Ivie @ S9 – 1HR VIP
Older woman, 30’s. Very Short. I have to say, I understand the website for these places photos are generally misleading. She’s put on a bit of weight since the photos. Not chubby, just thicker than the photos suggest in my opinion. Still a pretty woman. Massage was good. She asked what I liked and followed instructions well. BS, LFK, CBJ, MSOG was included in the VIP room fee. Tipped $50 + Room fee.
Probably wouldn’t consider repeat, with so many options.
Christina @ S9 – 1HR VIP
Older Woman, 30’s. Pictures are very accurate. She’s got a great body, toned, fit. All I can say is WOW, what a woman and such fun sessions! Her massage is great, very firm. She will work head to toe. She’s also very good at teasing during the massage. You can tell she’s been doing this for a while. BS, PS, DFK, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, CIM, MSOG was included with the VIP. Have not asked for FS as I am fully content with her service as-is. Tipped $100 + room fee. Christina talks dirty in her sessions if you are into that sort of thing.
Have repeated many times.
Lynda @ S9
Older Woman, 30’s. Pictures are very accurate. Body is on the “softer” side. She’s short, and curvy, but kind of squishy. Boobs were nicely enhanced. Her massage was OK. Overall, the session was just OK. Everything seemed mechanical, and that she didn’t want to be there. I’ve read that she is an YMMV kinda attendant so maybe it was an off-day for her. One thing I want to point out is that She’s a smoker, she smells like a smoker and has smokers breath. Even through the mouthwash she used prior to our session it was present. That is a big turn off for me and was hard to get into the session as a result. BS, PS, DFK, BBBJ, was included. Did not peruse or ask for FS as I wasn’t in the mood. MSOG was an option but again, wasn’t in the mood. Tipped $50 + Room Fee.
Kimberyly (Previously Tiffany)@ SunshinSpa (No longer at Sunshine - Now working @ Minx) -- 45Min
Kimberly is an EX SP. She’s petite, she’s a spinner. She’s got an amazingly toned body with perfect naturals and has a look that I like a lot. She’s covered with tattoos so if that’s not your thing, be warned. Her tongue is pierced, nipples were pieced but studs were not in recently. She’s easy to talk to. Massage is weak or nonexistent. Covered BJ is great -- She’s sucked a lot of D and it shows, but no DT option. In my option, She’s still working more like a SP than a massage parlor attendant. She’s all about the money unfortunately and it shows. I write this, not to discount her services as they are very very good so long as you know what you are getting into. She’s a very safe girl. Her services are all covered. NO kissing, NO DATY, nothing BB at all. FS and Greek are an option. She’s tight everywhere. If you want a tiny girl that’s into greek -- she’s it. I did partake. She can take a pounding. Don’t expect a “sensual” session with this one. It’s pure business. Damage was $220 + Room fee.
I have repeated with her.
Molly @ Seductions – 1HR VIP
Younger Woman Mid 20’s. Pictures are not accurate in my option. She’s much thicker. Defiantly was not my type at all. Massage was interesting. She likes to use lots of oil. More so than a NURU massage, was like a slip n’ slide. Body slide was downright painful. Her belly button piercing was cutting into my body. I had to ask her to stop. The menu was quickly brought up. Negotiated for a CBJ for $50 to finish off the session. Showered and left. FS was an option, but I wasn’t interested.
Would not repeat.
Allegra @ Perla -- 1HR VIP
Young Woman, late 20’s. Pictures are accurate, minus the hair color. Her hair is a normal brown currently. Amazingly well kept and toned body. Curvy ass and sexy long legs. Our session was amazing. We clicked. She’s very passionate. Lots of DFK as soon as she entered the room. Massage was great and attentive – she’s also a tease. Great conservationist, I feel you could talk to her about most anything. FS is not an option, she made that very clear up front. BS, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, CIM were offered. Damage was $100 + room fee.
Would repeat.
Some Girl @ La Monny Spa
You get what you pay for? I guess. When I walked in there wasn’t anyone at the reception. After a few minutes, I was greeted by a tall, much older Asian woman with a tattoo on her calf. I was lead to a room, and the woman and I could barely communicate. Her English was non-existent. I had to point to the sign for 45 min and paid my fee. The whole place was so dimly lit that it was hard to see anything. It felt dirty. I felt dirty. Once I paid, the woman undressed. Off come the Spanx and wow I was appalled. A foul smell filled the room. I ended up walking out.
I don’t plan on going back. Ever.
Jamie @ Flirt -- 1HR VIP
Very young girl, early 20’s. Petite, toned, with a lovely ass. In my mind, she has the perfect body. Pictures are very accurate. That ass… Her nipples are pieced. She has quite a few small tattoos all over her body. The massage was decent. She was able to work head to toe and really get in there firmly with her fingers. Lots of DFK, DATY, DATO, Bum play, 69, CBJ Finish. I didn’t ask or peruse FS as I just went with the session. The session was very passionate and GFE-like. She showered with me at the end. No upsell of any kind. Tipped $70.
Will repeat again soon. Hoping for a FS option next time.
Sierra @ Flirt – 1HR VIP
Sierra is a very young, very very small woman supposedly from Capetown, SA. I question the authenticity of her photos because she is much much darker in person than in the photos. Size wise, the photos are similar. She’s tiny. Her cup-size is non-existent. She has some large tattoos down the center of her back. That said, my session with her was fun. She gives good massage. She can carry a good conversation, but as others have said in previous reviews, the hair on her body is prickly / sharp, like she has or used to shave her entire body. During a body slide you can definitely feel it. She’s a kinky, vocal girl, who’s into a more aggressive, rough, controlling session. She’s a switch, but favors being in control and it shows. She’s able to carry a good conversation. Lots of DFK, DATY, DATO, Bum play, decent HJ Finish in 69. I didn’t seek more mileage options, nor were they offered. No upsell of any kind. Tipped $70.
Would repeat again.
Sierra @ Seductions – 45Min VIP
Another small woman. Early 20’s. You can tell she was a gymnast for a long time. Very solid, toned body. Muscular, fit. A single tattoo under her arm and one pierced nipple. Natural breasts. Pictures and stats are accurate. Massage was good. We didn’t seem to click during the session. I was having an off day and couldn’t finish. It wasn’t for her lack of trying. LFK, DATY, CBJ, FS was all available.
Will repeat again.
Full Disclaimer: I had never been to an adult massage parlor before June of this year.
Not to try justify this hobby but I can see how it can become addictive. As a serial entrepreneur, I can see how this is much easier / more rewarding and dare I even say more cost effective than dating.
No commitments, no nonsense. Just plain fun.
Shina @ Seductions – 1HR VIP
She has that appearance at first glance of someone very young. If I had to take a guess though, I’d say she’s between 23-27. She’s Truly a spinner. Her voice suits her size - its sexy and sorta of reminds me of Joey Lauren Adams from Chassing Army. I dig it. She can carry on a conversation. I have to say that the website stats and pictures are accurate. Breasts are very small. Her skin is smooth / soft, her body is firm. Massage was fun, but weak. I prefer a very firm massage. BS, PS, DFK, DATY, DATO, 69, BBBJ and FS all offered on the first visit. Opted for FS (Covered) MSOG. Damage was $120 + Room Fee.
I have repeated with her.
Ivie @ S9 – 1HR VIP
Older woman, 30’s. Very Short. I have to say, I understand the website for these places photos are generally misleading. She’s put on a bit of weight since the photos. Not chubby, just thicker than the photos suggest in my opinion. Still a pretty woman. Massage was good. She asked what I liked and followed instructions well. BS, LFK, CBJ, MSOG was included in the VIP room fee. Tipped $50 + Room fee.
Probably wouldn’t consider repeat, with so many options.
Christina @ S9 – 1HR VIP
Older Woman, 30’s. Pictures are very accurate. She’s got a great body, toned, fit. All I can say is WOW, what a woman and such fun sessions! Her massage is great, very firm. She will work head to toe. She’s also very good at teasing during the massage. You can tell she’s been doing this for a while. BS, PS, DFK, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, CIM, MSOG was included with the VIP. Have not asked for FS as I am fully content with her service as-is. Tipped $100 + room fee. Christina talks dirty in her sessions if you are into that sort of thing.
Have repeated many times.
Lynda @ S9
Older Woman, 30’s. Pictures are very accurate. Body is on the “softer” side. She’s short, and curvy, but kind of squishy. Boobs were nicely enhanced. Her massage was OK. Overall, the session was just OK. Everything seemed mechanical, and that she didn’t want to be there. I’ve read that she is an YMMV kinda attendant so maybe it was an off-day for her. One thing I want to point out is that She’s a smoker, she smells like a smoker and has smokers breath. Even through the mouthwash she used prior to our session it was present. That is a big turn off for me and was hard to get into the session as a result. BS, PS, DFK, BBBJ, was included. Did not peruse or ask for FS as I wasn’t in the mood. MSOG was an option but again, wasn’t in the mood. Tipped $50 + Room Fee.
Kimberyly (Previously Tiffany)@ SunshinSpa (No longer at Sunshine - Now working @ Minx) -- 45Min
Kimberly is an EX SP. She’s petite, she’s a spinner. She’s got an amazingly toned body with perfect naturals and has a look that I like a lot. She’s covered with tattoos so if that’s not your thing, be warned. Her tongue is pierced, nipples were pieced but studs were not in recently. She’s easy to talk to. Massage is weak or nonexistent. Covered BJ is great -- She’s sucked a lot of D and it shows, but no DT option. In my option, She’s still working more like a SP than a massage parlor attendant. She’s all about the money unfortunately and it shows. I write this, not to discount her services as they are very very good so long as you know what you are getting into. She’s a very safe girl. Her services are all covered. NO kissing, NO DATY, nothing BB at all. FS and Greek are an option. She’s tight everywhere. If you want a tiny girl that’s into greek -- she’s it. I did partake. She can take a pounding. Don’t expect a “sensual” session with this one. It’s pure business. Damage was $220 + Room fee.
I have repeated with her.
Molly @ Seductions – 1HR VIP
Younger Woman Mid 20’s. Pictures are not accurate in my option. She’s much thicker. Defiantly was not my type at all. Massage was interesting. She likes to use lots of oil. More so than a NURU massage, was like a slip n’ slide. Body slide was downright painful. Her belly button piercing was cutting into my body. I had to ask her to stop. The menu was quickly brought up. Negotiated for a CBJ for $50 to finish off the session. Showered and left. FS was an option, but I wasn’t interested.
Would not repeat.
Allegra @ Perla -- 1HR VIP
Young Woman, late 20’s. Pictures are accurate, minus the hair color. Her hair is a normal brown currently. Amazingly well kept and toned body. Curvy ass and sexy long legs. Our session was amazing. We clicked. She’s very passionate. Lots of DFK as soon as she entered the room. Massage was great and attentive – she’s also a tease. Great conservationist, I feel you could talk to her about most anything. FS is not an option, she made that very clear up front. BS, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, CIM were offered. Damage was $100 + room fee.
Would repeat.
Some Girl @ La Monny Spa
You get what you pay for? I guess. When I walked in there wasn’t anyone at the reception. After a few minutes, I was greeted by a tall, much older Asian woman with a tattoo on her calf. I was lead to a room, and the woman and I could barely communicate. Her English was non-existent. I had to point to the sign for 45 min and paid my fee. The whole place was so dimly lit that it was hard to see anything. It felt dirty. I felt dirty. Once I paid, the woman undressed. Off come the Spanx and wow I was appalled. A foul smell filled the room. I ended up walking out.
I don’t plan on going back. Ever.
Jamie @ Flirt -- 1HR VIP
Very young girl, early 20’s. Petite, toned, with a lovely ass. In my mind, she has the perfect body. Pictures are very accurate. That ass… Her nipples are pieced. She has quite a few small tattoos all over her body. The massage was decent. She was able to work head to toe and really get in there firmly with her fingers. Lots of DFK, DATY, DATO, Bum play, 69, CBJ Finish. I didn’t ask or peruse FS as I just went with the session. The session was very passionate and GFE-like. She showered with me at the end. No upsell of any kind. Tipped $70.
Will repeat again soon. Hoping for a FS option next time.
Sierra @ Flirt – 1HR VIP
Sierra is a very young, very very small woman supposedly from Capetown, SA. I question the authenticity of her photos because she is much much darker in person than in the photos. Size wise, the photos are similar. She’s tiny. Her cup-size is non-existent. She has some large tattoos down the center of her back. That said, my session with her was fun. She gives good massage. She can carry a good conversation, but as others have said in previous reviews, the hair on her body is prickly / sharp, like she has or used to shave her entire body. During a body slide you can definitely feel it. She’s a kinky, vocal girl, who’s into a more aggressive, rough, controlling session. She’s a switch, but favors being in control and it shows. She’s able to carry a good conversation. Lots of DFK, DATY, DATO, Bum play, decent HJ Finish in 69. I didn’t seek more mileage options, nor were they offered. No upsell of any kind. Tipped $70.
Would repeat again.
Sierra @ Seductions – 45Min VIP
Another small woman. Early 20’s. You can tell she was a gymnast for a long time. Very solid, toned body. Muscular, fit. A single tattoo under her arm and one pierced nipple. Natural breasts. Pictures and stats are accurate. Massage was good. We didn’t seem to click during the session. I was having an off day and couldn’t finish. It wasn’t for her lack of trying. LFK, DATY, CBJ, FS was all available.
Will repeat again.