MP vs Strip Club

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I used to think that going to a strip club is a dumb idea. Why waste money on beer and lap dances when for almost as much, one could get a handjob at a cheap release place.

But then I went to a strip club where I blew $160 for 2 30 minute lapdance sessions. You might think that is a lot and I would agree with you. But in each case I got a handjob, each time with a different girl. Not it wasn't with oil and didn't have that expert touch, but you know what? It was actually kinda cool, having to watch out for the security and other peering eyes while getting whacked off. It made the whole thing more exciting. And if you know the price structure and all that I'm pretty sure you know which club I'm referring to.

But let's break it down. $80 per dance/hj. At most MP's the door fee is $40. On top of that, $20 for topless and $40 for nude and $60 for nude reverse. Now since I spent $80, that would be like having a nude massage. Well the stripper was nude too. And I got to touch her and lick her, so that's kinda like a NR almost. Though I'm not sure how sanitary that is as a whole bunch of guys' tongues were all over that too. Blegh...but whatever. My point is that no longer do I look at it as a bad value. Maybe some strip clubs have seen the competition and are starting to offer more bang for the buck.

 

[How_Would_I_Know]

.......go to SP's for happy ending. No silly little HJ's at MP's. Money is not in the equation.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sounds kinda tempting, but I rather be safe than sorry. I would pick the MP's instead of SC. I like having the privacy of our session as well as having to shower is a must for me.

 

[uchaboo]

It does sound tempting....may be BSLover enjoys the "sneaky" part of the act as well as the act itself.
If we're all talking about the same $ here, it's SPs or MPs for me, shower and possibly a back rub afterwards.... Exciting inside a SC, yes...but what a mess....

 

[CAROLE]

I did the same thing at the same club. I don't know whether you left out any tip info but I left $40. Guys on the SC forums talk about tips in these situations.

So I'd done the math, too, and I was thinking an MP was a better deal.

SC= $80 half hour, $40 tip. Got some nice cuddle/kiss/touch action. So $120.
MP=$40 for half hour (though I always go for 45 mins), and for nude and touching, $50 tip. (I haven't been to the upscale MPs, but will eventually.) That's $90.

As always, YMMV.

 

[steveh4316]

I can pretty much guess the club and don't want to know who the dancer is either but do want to find out in the negotiations if your prices included dances or was it just for the A,B or C?

At one club I paid a VIP fee, bought her a drink and got C. Did not cost any extra and I just paid for 4 dances with the deed taking place during the 3rd and 4th dances.

On other occasions however the stated fees have just been for the deed itself and a promise to make it look like a dance and there was the specification it should all be done in less than 2 songs in which case I always declined because I like to warm up to actual dances.

to the OP, I see your logic about pricing and value but hygiene,privacy and the threat of being busted remains priority for me hence MPs and SPs get my business for extra curricular.

 

[ghyukilofr]

If the session at an MP is not going well, can you bail out and just pay for the 10 minutes spent rather than the 30 minutes ordered? At an SC you can stop after one song if the "chemistry" is not quite right.

 

[Sami. K]

And if the "chemistry" is right...the twenties keep flowing...

 

[Starry]

After she's been everybody else's 'salt-lick'?
Where do they shower in between each customer?

Rosie was offered sax by a HOT Kimora Lee Simmons look-a-like at MI during this past summer. During the first dance, she says to Rosie, "Wouldn't you love to f**k this 19yr old p***y?
Rosie wanted to soooo badly, but that's not the most comfortable location to get one's 'monkey-love' on...
She said $80!
Rosie would rather be somewhere else where Rosie could give her a good body bangin'.
Have never seen her since!
Conversely, Rosie's bud asked this mulatto there (Mercedes) if she provides more, to which she replied FS for $500. THAT'S NUTS SON!!!
But, she's smoking!!!!

 

[Dmitri]

I really like variety. Always enjoy full service SP's especially for multiple hour sessions. I enjoy MP's because sometimes I just want to lie there and get wacked off. Lately I have gone to a couple of SC's (after probably 5 year's absence) and had a great time. Its all good.

 

[liamjlewis]

Here's two big diff between MP and SC.

Showers.

Privacy.

From what I've heard the womens washroom at certain clubs can be a horror show.

If you want mileage then SP is the obvious choice.

Really at the end of the day it depends on what you want in terms of service and fantasy. If you like the thrill of getting things done quickly at a SC great.

There's always a better deal somewhere why not go cruising if value is such a concern. Heck we'd all save a lot of money if we were gay. A gay friend of mine gets blown in the change room of his gym free of charge.

Also, I find on average that MPs tend to be more consistant with pricing while dancers will try to write their own rules if they think they can get away with it.

I really want to stress that it's a matter of preference. For me a HJ without oil or lube is just not the same and I'm not into the hurried spit hjs that I used to get 10 years ago that left me raw due to chaffing with my pants, zipper etc not to mention the skill at a MP tends to be better. SCs really aren't good for guys that take a while to cum.

Stangely enough I tend to go to MPAs even though SPs are a better value in some regards. But for me I always feel a bit funny about getting a bbbj and prefer the piece of mind that goes with a MPA or SC for that matter.

 

[No Requerdo]

The problem is that at a SC the chance of a HJ or extra isn't certain.

You may get a good lap dance than have to go home and jerk one out. Plus its hard to explain the smell of perfume now that smoking in clubs is banned.

With the MP you know that at the end you are leaving with the happy ending regardless how the massage was. Plus a shower to wash away the evidence.

Personally I like the MP to the SC but still get the odd dance when in a SC cause you just never know right?

 

[qwerty]

Wouldn't getting an HJ at a SC mess up your clothes? Heck, if it's a good HJ, you could mess up you're shirt too. Not cool coming home with cum stains on your new polo shirt!!

 

[Larrisa]

This was defintely at Fairbanks....ahh what happended to the good ol days///with Angel oh how I miss you...

 

[Ada]

If I go to a SC I always wind up spending more money than if I go to a MP so I avoid SCs. In a MP I get my session and I'm done. Can't really cost me more than a hundred or so tops. In a SC, dances can go on forever, and multiple ladies too.

 

[FrackinBSGman]

The SC advantage is there's plenty of time to browse before choosing. Plus, you can have a drink or two (or more). The only excitement I remember at the SC was going to the notorious clubs and seeking out "dirtier" girls (more of the PSE so to speak). Harder to find the GFE experiences at a SC to get the same mileage. The whole messing up the clothes thing didn't go over too well either. The $'s can be the same as a MP but for a lot less time usually.

With the MP you can find more GFE experiences. It's more intimate as there isn't a guy right next to you trying to get a dance or checking out if your dancer is better then his (comparison shopping for the second round). The shower to cleanup is nice and for the equivalent time the money goes farther. For the quick-draw-mcgraw type guys the SC may be better but for the guys that can last a little or alot longer the MP scene is better.

 

[Suz123]

Tell me about it a buddy of mine can get off with a normal lap dance in the span of one or two songs. Meaning he spends a max of $40!!!!!!!

 

[Alaa]

I have been an occasional patron of SCs for many years. The experience has become much less enjoyable recently and I have almost decided “never again”. I am turned off by the growing practice of dancers quoting me a menu and prices for “extras”, sometimes before I have even agreed to go the VIP, and sometimes during the first dance.

10 years ago my experience was very different. You paid the agreed price per dance and when a bit more happened than you expected you were able to believe it had something to do with a mutual attraction and was not entirely money. Some of my more memorable encounters were:

* a girl who danced regularly for me at Cheaters back in the $10 lap dance days refused to charge me more when the price was generally raised to 20. She told me that she would never charge me more than 10 and 8 years later she was still only charging me 10. She knew my limit was 100 and she said she got too much pleasure out fo it to stop at 5 dances.

* another dancer I used to see at HOL 1 on a Saturday afternoon also knew my limit was 100. After that she asked me if she could carry on at no charge to me because she liked dancing for me and because it helped her get more customers if she looked busy. The deal was that if another customer gave her the nod she would go to him, but then come back to me afterwards.

* at Seductions I told a girl who was dancing for me that I had finished because my allocated spend had been used up, and she asked me to stay for a couple more free dances and to keep on doing what I was because “she was so close to coming”. I did and she did!

* at Fantasia one day I told the dancer I was with it was my birthday (it was) and before I knew what was happening the girls were lining up to give me free dances, one from each girl, only one of whom had ever danced for me before. These were regular Fantasia style VIP dances. I could not last long enough to sample all the volunteers. I was saddened when Fantasia became "a menu place", and the part timers who ofen seemd to get as excited as the customes did, faded away leaving the field to the hardened pros.

All of these incidents and others I could mention could be attributed to good marketing. I was a fairly regular 100 dollar customer for the first 2 girls. But they sure made me feel good. Incidents like these seem to me to be almost unthinkable in the clubs today which is why I now prefer the MP scene. Over the same time frame the MPs have improved just as the SCs have gone downhill. 10 years ago Allure was in a class of its own. Now HFH and SRM means that there are at least 3 superior establishments competing for my custom, and the standards have risen accordingly.

 

[turtle-lover]

Good thread...
Can someone fill me into which SC (I'm more of a MPA guy but enjoy the odd visit to the ballet) we're talking about here? Never seen a '30' minute package but am very interested - tired of peeling the 20's for short f*$#&ing songs.
Tx,
B

 

[Fearless]

Ok..going to a SC is dumb...expensive and not a "sure" deal.
Here is my (I'll admit rationalized) reason.
If I visit an Incall place or a MP and by chance, just by chance, I run into another customer who I know...There is NO denying why I am there.
I am there to cheat...plain and simple.
If by chance I run into a customer I know at a strip club, It's easy to say "I'm meeting a client", Or having a "beer with the guys"

I know....I know...its dumb.

I like the "pick-up" fantasy too!