Motivation of your review? (split from another thread)

[Shoot Your Leaders Down]

Reading reviews is for entertainment and information. Writting a review is different. What is the motivation to write a review - in other words what is your agenda? Is it an experience that you cannot talk about with anyone else but are dying to share? Or, is there another reason? You write with various 'smart ass' comments trying to sound cool, but, you also include small interesting details to make your review fun to read. Why did you take the time to entertain the reader?

 

[cherry kitty]

Uhh............., perhaps being a eforum.xxx member and Sharing whatever
you feel is worthwhile !

And like you did, you gave your feedback.


..............QM'r

 

[kansasfan]

Check out my jessica@buffalo review. It goes like: "L/A/S = 6/6/6, CFS, CBJ." Like that better?

Agenda? Hey why don't you stop acting like the guy who has to look behind the big curtain thinking he's gonna catch the Wizard of Oz as a fraud. There's no agenda here. I doubt anything I said was for the purposes of promoting or dissauding Simon's, his girls, or whatever. It's just a BLOG.

"Smart ass comments trying to sound cool" - hey thanks buddy. Reading is voluntary on your part - how bout next time you see my posting, don't read it. I won't miss your participation.

"Why did you take the time to entertain the reader?" - cuz I entertain myself. When I was in my teens and early 20's, I kept a diary religiously. I have stacks and stacks of diaries full of my verbal diarrhea for those years. I like to read them from time to time. I can trace the development of my mind. I guess I just like to write and think and write, etc. If you found it entertaining, then great, it makes me feel somewhat that people appreciate my writing - it's a skill I like to hone anyway.

 

[Victor]

Come on, give it a break. George wrote a review, it's George being George. Personally, I enjoy reading the different ways of writing and communicating. It's what diversity is all about.

Good review George. Keep'em coming.

 

[Riley07]

You like to write. I get it. It's hard to take anything you write seriously with that handle you are using. Don't get offended. I have read other comments of yours. You have strong opinions about politics and religion. I find your participation in this forum "odd" - that's all.

 

[crayzblonde]

I find you as obnoxious as the nom-de-plum you have assumed for yourself.

Remember, it is you who is paying for these services. My guess is that this the only way you will ever get any. Treating these ladies with a little respect will carry you a long way. Perhaps, you are very nice in their presence, but when you get to writing about your experiences, you seem to want to treat them as objects for scorn. Could this be your true feeling of being inadequate rising to the surface?

I do not know Jojo, but I do not see how you could say anything but good about Yuki. She seems to have the ability to bring out the best in a man (I know she did for me---thank you, Yuki). Never lose sight of the fact that it is you who is seeking them out, they do not come looking for you---fat chance.

Word of advice: Next time you write of your adventures, before you submit it, read it again, and see how much of an ass you have made yourself seem to be.

Please, with all due respect, do not respond to what I have written because I would never honor your response with a reply.

 

[sean]

I like GBM's handle, and I (usually) like what he writes and how he writes it. He's a lot smarter than 90% of the people who post here, and he puts some effort into what he writes. (However, I like his political posts more than some of his pooning posts)
What do you find odd anout his participation here?

 

[mindtrap]

I am delurking, as I enjoy GBM's posts and feel the urge to come to his defence. Hello, all of you. These are great boards, from Montreal to Victoria. What a great resource! Now onto the matter at hand....


SFMIKE says:
--I find you as obnoxious as the nom-de-plum you have assumed for yourself.--

I suppose I find you as abominable as the sobriquet you have simulated for your persona. I mean.... Argh! Throw away the thesaurus and learn to write before you start throwing about words like Cyrano de Bergerac. You could take lessons from, say...Georgebushmoron?


--Remember, it is you who is paying for these services. My guess is that this the only way you will ever get any. --

Really? He sounds like he has a sense of humor. He also has a dog. These are two things that attract women. Proselytizing and nattering get you exactly nowhere in that regard.


--Treating these ladies with a little respect will carry you a long way. Perhaps, you are very nice in their presence, but when you get to writing about your experiences, you seem to want to treat them as objects for scorn. Could this be your true feeling of being inadequate rising to the surface?--

Yes. He's using humor to disguise his terrible feelings of inadeqacy. Let us stage an intervention and he will weep copiously, confessing his crime of lightly making fun of micro-girls over the internet. Comparing pubic hair to tarantulas! Let's call the human rights tribunal right away. That girl's pubic hair has been objectified and scorned!

--I do not know Jojo, but I do not see how you could say anything but good about Yuki. She seems to have the ability to bring out the best in a man (I know she did for me---thank you, Yuki). --

She's obviously not on these boards, because the best has not been brung out in you, Buddy-Ro. Perhaps you could visit her again, and you would behave better.



--Word of advice: Next time you write of your adventures, before you submit it, read it again, and see how much of an ass you have made yourself seem to be.--

I did my ready best to decipher that tortured sentence, and I THINK I know what you're saying. Does he proofread his reviews?
He obviously does. He's said he looks over his old diaries to observe his style. He knows exactly what he writes and how it sounds. You could take your own advice, but you might not like what you find.


--Please, with all due respect, do not respond to what I have written because I would never honor your response with a reply.--


Please yourself. I mean, PUH-LEASE! You ambush the guy with the disclaimer that you won't be replying to anything he might say to defend himself, and yet you use the words "honor" and "respect" to express this. You attacked him, and now you owe him the honor of listening to anything he might respectfully say in his own defence. To not do so would be .... dishonorable. Not to mention it make you almost a troll.

Look, Fellas, everyone here has their own style. Hitrack and Hatrick have Kerouac-like randomness that have won them many fans, Bobcrane of the Montreal boards had truly hilarious and whimsical posts about the massage scene, and that Hamster guy has skillz as well. Can't we say anything as long as it's intelligent? Why must we moralize here, of all places? Someone once said that every single person on this board lives in a glass house, and that is something we routinely forget.

Some of you may cry that I am a troll for coming on like this for my first post. That's a reasonable accusation to make, so I am prepared to write a compilation of my own reviews to prove that I'm deserving of legit status on this board.

I hope you are all having a decent summer. I extend that wish to you as well, SFmike.

 

[Lisa]

A fine read gbm.
Wish more could write shit with this sort of flair.

On a side note...
You guys take yourselves far too fucking seriously.
To quote Napoleon Dynamite: "Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home."

 

[Chimichanga]

I wonder why you saw it so neccessary to defend GBM in the manner you did? Hes a big boy. You've been a member here since 2004 and all of a sudden with your first post you want to protect george.

Who was that member who used the word troll in every post?

 

[Mongo]

What does it matter that he found it necessary to defend GBM.
And who gives a shit what words people use.....like "troll"
Enough of the "Throwing stones in THIS house people",
Lets all just get along and enjoy each others reviews for what they
are worth...........pure entertainment and the privilege of having
shared anothers review.
From what I have seen of late the new reviewers are getting as scarse
as hens teeth and without new reviewers and their reviews we could
possibly miss on a possible gem or two out there that I am sure you
all would love to hear about. For obvious reasons.

Also, without the great reviews, rantings and opinionated likes of certain members this place would be as dull as a sack of rusty hammer heads.
We need these "reviews" to bring the likes of Killian on board
and keep the hobby alive in a review forum.

OKay??!!............Is that easy enough for everybody to understand?
Its a review board for, christ sake get on with it.


..............QM'r

 

[miss fabulous]

Looks like I've offended the sensitivities of some here.

Frankly I saw nothing that I have written which would put Yuki in a bad light. The only thing that was remotely negative was not finding the little girl antics to my taste, however, it was not a slight against her personally but the act she puts on for clients. I find it necessary to quote myself:

"I like Yuki the person, and that counts for miles and miles with me and typically means I'll go for repeats.... In we go and she was Yuki the fresh Japanese girl and everything was real good. .... She really tries hard to please. I think I'm gonna miss her as Sunday is her last day before she flies back home. I wish I could hug her for a good hour and say goodbye and wish her the best".

Funny I think the above shows my admiration for her. There is no "I do not see how you could say anything but good about Yuki", as SFMike has put it.

While I admit that my writing was not particularly pleasant in the description of Jojo's demeanor, nevertheless, I never wrote about her services. Many have written about an SP's coldness, mechanical services, poor attitude, etc. Here I wrote about her lacking skill as a hostess. On another post, it is fitting that I should also write about an SP's lack of simple hygiene (ie: excessively long pubic hair) in the same regard. It was particularly cutting to compare 7" long black pubes to a tarantula, as it was particularly horrifying to have to silently put up with all the germs in that mess assaulting my health and a wad of cash already promised waiting in my wallet.


You mean like the way you are so nice to them in their presence, and then you go on a public board and start telling tales about your outside experiences with them? So what's worse - what you deem as scorn or a general broadcast about an SP's life outside business? Anyways, thanks for the kindly lecture on respecting women and how it can "carry me a long way" - I presume it to mean, coming from you, that I can get more out of them. That's respect I suppose, isn't it.


As I am sure our dear friend SFMike is well aware that he is paying. I do recall a quote by SFMike about the incredible economies he's been able to achieve at micros, saying how paying $120 CDN really only amounts to about $85 USD, and implying how he can stretch his pooning dollars. When I read that post, I failed to make any remarks but held back. Now he's created the opportunity: these girls pay their bosses about $50 per session. When you decide you've gotten incredible economies at $120 CDN, and any tip (if any) you decide to give them, the girls perhaps make a soaking $70-$100 on average from fucking guys they could care less to spend any time voluntarily if it weren't for the money. It's incredibly sad to me that these Asian girls have to put up with endless idiotic courting by men they wouldn't look twice at in an elevator, have sex with them, only to be paid peanuts. I must say I am proud of one thing even if you believe that I scorn them: I often pay much more than is required. I have been known to foot $300 CDN at AMPs and $200 at some micros on a regular basis, and unlike SFMike I don't write about it (but he boasts about how cheap he can be). Now I do not judge a pooner for paying the minimum because it is all he may be able to afford, but to sit and post about how much of a cheapster one can be, especially one already taking advantage of a favorable exchange rate when one can obviously afford much more...


Foolish guess my friend, especially from one of your seniority. I realise that you like to publicly boast about what a debonair playboy you are, and what extraordinary activities you've managed to wrangle with your finesse and flamboyance. The backchannel of SPs certainly has a different view of your maneuverings. And you've already been blasted by others for such public boasts, so I don't particulary care to further it. I guess your ample experience with paid sex and romanticizing service providers makes you an expert to hazard such a guess, HUH? While you've bought your lessons in cold cash, I've bought a lifetime's worth already in many broken hearts and endless tears before I ever paid a dime.

Finally, to SFMike's defense, he perhaps was offended at the general tone of my post. Indeed the tone is sardonic and contemptuous. Perhaps he doesn't like the tone, but all this amounts to nothing that should cause such outrage. I think the outrage is misplaced and due to something else very definite.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well done ... GBM.

Now can we just put this to rest and move on. Can't we all just get along ????

 

[gringa]

Mike, did you mean to say "nom de prune"?

 

[Wing]

Welcome to the visible world, Killian, and please post more often. You're a bright guy and know how to express yourself. Participate more often, and you'll raise the tone here a bit.

 

[Navi]

How can we define excessively long pubic hair?
A - Long enough to get caught in your teeth
B - Long enough to make you cough up a hairball
C - Long enough so that it looks like she's wearing a kilt
D - Long enough so the that lady's always tripping over it

 

[No longer waiting!]

For me, if it's long enough to hide a golf ball, it's too long. Lots of germs stay in hair, and the thought that an SP would see one customer after another with all the germs transferring is stomach turning. In that previous post, the hairs were longer than my cock (and I am average length according to Masters & Johnson)!

I recall once going DATY on a GF and getting one of her curly red pubes caught in my throat. It stayed lodged in my throat for a week. During that week I kept trying to swallow molasses, peanut butter, large chunks of bananas, etc. in hope of dislodging it. Every time I breathed I could feel the damn thing vibrating. Finally after a good 7 days, I don't know how, it got dislodged.

 

[zangmo315]

I've never been a big fan of any pooing posts.

Huh, huh, huh...he said, "poo"...

 

[Mr. Samsa]

Flaming and attacks should be reserved for obvious shills. I personally like everyone's different personalities and writing styles. Everyone has there own outlook and take regarding this industry. I tend not to get involved with these type of threads but enough is enough gentlemen. Like a famous Jamaican once said "Don't Worry be Happy".

Calvin

 

[GPA3.88]

I could go for a blow job.