MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[GaryRichards]

I think it will be fun to be discrete and post some of our most embarrassing moments and situations.....

Could have happened to you, could have been the MP/SP or whatever you seen. Could be something you heard.

I was the goods so I dont feel like im the only idiot lmfao.

So you know why I say that. And although i posted it on another thread. I'll share mine:

"Was giving a body slide on someones back, thought i was slick and did some kinda stand flip over move to get them on their backside...... I FELL OFF THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol on my ass, and it hurt and was very awkward. But it was funny as hell, I think we laughed for about 10 mins when it happened, somehow got back in "sexy" mode finished and then laughed for another 20 mins after session was over..... good times! lol"


So tell me yours!

 

[LADY PURP]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

I was the goods so I dont feel like im the only idiot lmfao.

I WANT the goods, so I don't feel like the only idiot.


lol.

 

[Annettest]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

Many, many years ago. I called a salon and made an appointment. There was tons of traffic and I was literally driving on the sidewalks to get around some of it to get to my appointment on time. It was hell gettin' there and I was loosing my patience. Finally made it just a few minutes late and ran in. I gained some composer and tell the receptionist my name and say I have an appointment with so and so. The receptionist looks at her paper and says that she has no appointment here for me for so and so. I was livid! Every dirty trick these damn places use to bait us goes through my mind. I repeat myself saying I had just called and on and on I went just about creating a scene. As I'm on the verge of losing it, from the hellish ride here to all the times I got stiffed (in the past there was a lot of switch and bait) I looked down at the desk and notice something. Now there's a very confused receptionist sitting back in her chair staring at me like I'm outta my god damn mind and I know I'm making a big deal out of all this and now I have to back off!
Stupid me. I went to the wrong salon!
As I was losing it I noticed a business card holder. That business card holder was staring right at me laughing its ass off because quite clearly I read the name of another salon! I must have mixed up the phone number and address in my little red book. As it turned out both places had girls with the same name.
I apologized for my out burst. Explained to the girl that I had mixed up the salons and I was at the wrong place. Thankfully she took it well and laughed with me about it. Then offered who she did have available. I did stay and did take a massage. But first I called back the other salon. Apologized to them for being late and told them I would have to re-schedule.

Another time (hey, I ain't perfect!)...lol! I finished taking my shower and as I stepped out onto a very low step I lost my balance and crashed into the massage table and wiped out onto the floor stark raving naked and still dripping wet! lol! I was so mad and embarrassed I beat up the table for not being stable enough to hold me up as I fell. Anyways. I dried off quickly and put the room back together and dove onto the table as the girl walked in. I was lying there still catching my breath and my heart was still pounding. Because i literally had second to get my shit together. The girl put her hand on my back and she must of felt my heart still pounding. She told me to relax and enjoy and she would take care of me. Lol she thought I was nervous! Anyways she was a sweet girl and I did calm down and enjoyed my session. But the table was bit rickety and during the "apres-massage" the table did creak a lot.

 

[Carlie G]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

This was technically not my fault but I still had to feel the embarassement.

Was having a session, and it was not going very well, no chimestry with the girl and I, anyway at some point she leaves the room and let the door half-opened and here I was lying naked on the freakin table and from my POV I could see customers at the entrance desk to get an appointment and I guess they could see me too, although we all made an effort not to look at each other. Had to get up closed the door and dress up and leave.

Never came back to the place

 

[Stefi28]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

lol spunk in the face....and sadly its happened to me more than once. Worst experience, got it in the eye when I first started out doing this..Stung and I more than freaked out. I felt bad after my 2 minute frantic panic. And that client was more than understanding, very fortunately I still see him today and we still have a riot laughing about it.
More recently...spunk in the hair, I always try to prepare myself for where its gonna go, but doing my best to give the russian of a lifetime, I got to into what i was doing lost my concentration and when Mount Penis erupted i had a new kinda hair gel... Fortunately was quite hilarious and a good laugh came from it......Fun times!

 

[Tri]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

I was at ISIS around a year ago and the MT was all dressed hot and sexy but she missed one important detail!
Her high heels were missing, instead she wore some extra large tweety bird style slippers, OMG we were crying we laughed so hard
She had just arrived and was dressing for work but forgot to change her foot wear hahah

Any case she went back and got her heels and the session was a blast more ways than one lol

 

[?Strawberry?]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

lol spunk in the face....and sadly its happened to me more than once. Worst experience, got it in the eye when I first started out doing this..Stung and I more than freaked out. I felt bad after my 2 minute frantic panic. And that client was more than understanding, very fortunately I still see him today and we still have a riot laughing about it.
More recently...spunk in the hair, I always try to prepare myself for where its gonna go, but doing my best to give the russian of a lifetime, I got to into what i was doing lost my concentration and when Mount Penis erupted i had a new kinda hair gel... Fortunately was quite hilarious and a good laugh came from it......Fun times!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Nate B]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man after my own heart! I lo-lo-love prince and thats one of my favourite songs! He sure is a sexy mother fucker.[kiss]

 

[Ethan Y]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man after my own heart! I lo-lo-love prince and thats one of my favourite songs! He sure is a sexy mother fucker.[kiss]

Prince is also a hell of a ball player...grabbin rebounds like Charles Barkley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aCtTB9jEu0

 

[Bride & Mommy to Be ?]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man after my own heart! I lo-lo-love prince and thats one of my favourite songs! He sure is a sexy mother fucker.[kiss]

I thought I was your sexy mother fucker

 

[Angel T]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man after my own heart! I lo-lo-love prince and thats one of my favourite songs! He sure is a sexy mother fucker.[kiss]

I thought I was your sexy mother fucker

you are! [kiss] The sexiest motherfucker! [ty]

 

[fahima f]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

[sexy] Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A Man after my own heart! I lo-lo-love prince and thats one of my favourite songs! He sure is a sexy mother fucker.[kiss]
I thought I was your sexy mother fucker


you are! [kiss] The sexiest motherfucker! [ty]

XOXOXO ohhhh I need to come back and see you very soon "Smiling"

 

[Dr. Patrick Spiller]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

Ok. So I go to Isis a while back, and I ring the doorbell. As I stand waiting in between the two doors, I see this man coming. I don't know why, but I assumed it was Doug, the new owner that I had never met. So as he opens the door, I reach out to shake his hand, and say "HI!" with a huge smile, happy for the guy, and excited and all.
But that was not Doug.
Judging by his reaction, the poor guy was living his own worst nightmare and he just left rapidly, never looking up nor even aknowledging my presence.
I told the receptionist, and we had quite a laugh. She later introduced me the real McCoy, and we laughed a lot...

So if you're reading this, whoever you were, leaving with the weight of all the shame of the world on your shoulders, I'm sorry.
But I don't regret, cause it was funny as shit!


Burning out

 

[Martin Bollen]

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENTS!!!!

Having found her hair curly, I told the masseuse today:
Did you put sperm in your hair? [shock] Of course, I meant perm .... .

Crisse d'epais de coq.