Monica/Taysha - Worst BJ in BC

[Me <3]

This is my first review so sorry if I get any of the etiquette wrong. Also I am sorry that this turned out way longer than I expected. I will give you the summary up front

Looks 6
Attitude 4
Service 3

I have only been to a few places in Vancouver. A couple of AMPS which were quite good and L' Merage. Just so we are on the same page, I found the massage at L'Merage to not be very good, the women to be very good looking but the service to be cold, clinical with lots of rules and no fun, lots of attitude, but that is a different review I guess. Back in 2000 when I visited L'Merage it was good, it probably changed owners since then.

I was looking through Craig's list, I was bored. I see an ad for Monica. She also uses the name Taysha I found out later. The ad was for
***BEST BJ IN BC***
PRICES START AT $150 FOR THE HOUR
MY SPECIALTY STARTS AT $200 FOR THE HOUR
AND FULL SERVICE IS $250

ALL RATES INCLUDE A FULL BODY ON BODY MASSAGE
AND YOUR FULL HOUR
MULTIPLE HOURS ARE NEGOTIABLE

So I call. We set up an appointment. The place is a dive. We go into the bedroom. She asks which name I had called her under, I said Monica. She explained that she used Taysha as well since there were too many girls named Monica working. She asked what I wanted and I informed her FS. She asked for the money. I can't speak for everybody but I have found when they ask for the money first the service is usually bad. And that was indeed the case here as well. We got naked. She started rubbing my back with lotion, and then started droning on about her personal problems with her ex-husband etc. and stopped the massage and kept talking. I actually had to ask if she would continue the massage. I kind of felt she should be paying me to be her therapist. The massage was 1 handed and ranks up there with the worst massage I have ever had. She then asks if I am ready, I turn over, she puts the condom on my still soft member. There was no attempt at teasing during the massage and the conversation was her telling a story I would have expected on Jerry Springer, so I was still soft on the flip. I like safe, I prefer safe, but I at least like to have the shaking hands part of the itinerary without a glove. Half hearted hand job, a blow job so boring I kept thinking about doing my laundry and then CG. She is a holder as well. You could touch her breast but not suck, no digits or touching of any kind down below.

The pictures she uses are her, but a few years old and glammed up. She is probably mid-30's. Large breasts (C-D), natural but saggy. OK Body, some stretch marks. 5'6”, brown hair and eyes.

Today in Craig's List I see and ad by her as Taysha. I notice the background is the same as in the L'Merage ads and thats when it hits me that she gives the same kind of ... I don't know what to call it, service would be the wrong word. I felt you guys should be warned.

One good thing about it is she did tell me about this board, so I signed up and spent he whole morning reading.

This is just one man's opinion, I would like to hear from others.

 

[Rachel]

WELCOME to eforum.xxx! Thanks for the frank review. It saves me much needed time and money.

In the future, you may want to search an SP's phone number on this site before calling. Many in the Lower Mainland have been reviewed here multiple times. If you cannot find any info on them, put in a query in the 411 section. Many pooners will happily relate their good and not so good experiences with a particular SP.

Happy Pooning!

 

[NatalieBeauty]

Worst BJ in all of BC?

That would mean you have sampled well over a million BJs (assuming you stayed hetero while doing it and also avoided underaged ladies). My dick would have fallen off after 10,000 or 20,000.

I love hyeforum.xxxole on this Board.

Stew

 

[Camille]

Thanks for your post! Hope it gets better and better!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Join Date: May 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 136

 

[Kim N]

OK, so you're confused about him saying that it's his first review, and that he only just found out about the board. And you're confused about this because his info says that he joined in May, and that he's got 136 posts under his belt. I believe if you check the date of the post you quoted, your confusion will be dispelled...

Hint: the date on the post is in May, and he joined in May...

 

[64224mah]

That's an old post. Has she changed since then???

 

[Callie]

THATS ME!!!
I remember that client well.

He was not the cleanest of men. There are two sides to each story and well here is mine... for the record...

First off I had informed him I did not offer Incall services although i did have a place available that i was not to keen on because it was not the "nicest lookin of places" he had told me that was fine and he didnt mind.
He showed up with 150 instead of the agreed upon 250.
And he smelled like B.O. when i offered the shower to him before his massage he turned it down ( I thought maybe he would take it as a hint).
He was the one who had questioned me so thoroughly on my past relationship. So for him to feel I could do nothing other than talk of it is rediculous.

I am a honest SP and do the best i can to avoid an unpleasant encounter...

 

[Cyclist 2300]

Did you once go by the name Selena? If so, I think you've scammed me too.

 

[ManWell KMA]

I just reviewed (her) independently of this thread but thought I should step in and vouch for the accuracy of the bottom-line of Taysha's post above. This, unlike the original posting, is updated and accurate as of March 3, 2007.

(and yes, say what you want, but I really was a visiting client on March 3, to whom Taysha mentioned having been new to eforum.xxx, and responding to this thread earlier on that very day) (though I suspect that the timing of all this will inspire disbelief in many of you)

 

[AussieGirl]

1) I ALWAYS shower before I see and SP, and brush my teeth.
2) I never haggle about prices and I paid you what you asked
3) You don't remember me
4) I never asked about your relationship and I had tried to change the subject several times.
5) You OFFERED incall, you never said you don't have a place. I asked if you had incall, you said yes.
6) Even if I hadn't showered before I got there, there were no facilities there for it and you didn't offer. I asked if I could have one before I left and you said there wasn't one. And that's how I know you don't remember me.

You are so far the worst encounter I have had in the lower mainland. I guess that is an accomplishment. Although you did introduce me to these board and for that I thank you because since then I have had many wonderful encounters.