Micro-action on 11th/Burrard

[Gmoney1000]

Well, the little sack was just too full of a load this evening, after a nice dinner and a couple drinks had nothing to do and really needed let let out some juice. I haven't been pooning much recently and felt a little out of the game. I tried to get in touch with an old faithful but no luck.

So, I tried a place that was reviewed in the Escorts section. It is a micro-AMP-brothel whatever the fuk you call it. Advertises in the GS as Yumi. Called up and a somewhat sexy, or really tired Chinese lady answered....said she could hook a whiteboy up with some action whenever I was up for it. B-lined it over to Burrard and 11th area parked, entered apartment, went to door, buzzed, was let in, hooked up the elevator, rose up a few floors, got out, was faced with the room right in front of me, quietly, gently, discreetly knocked...door opens, warmth and red light flows into the hall. Behind the door is a 5'3" straight haired Korean girl....could be anywhere from 26 (face) to early 30's at the most (titties...). Not skinny but thin enough, nice shape and very cute face and nice skin.

Showered the cheese off my unit, crusties off my anus and BO off the pits...toweled off and entered the cheezy love shack. No joke, they actually have BAYWATCH perfume for women in the bathroom. This apartment is a bachelor suite, dedicated to the profession. Girl tells me they have a few people working, when someone calls the mama-san (who is not there) sends a girl over.

Anyways, got a nice light oil massage from the girl in the nude...then I start rubbing her leg and she gets super horny...kisses the bod, ass, wherever. Start working some digitals and she is juicy wet. Has a couple spasms (can never tell if they are fake or real). It was a little toasty in the room and this girl started to sweat a lot, but not in a clammy way, more of a slip slidy rub my body against yours way. She does some cbj (I am making a conscious effort to be more safe if I am going to participate in the hobby). Very friendly nice service, do some cowgirl and she is going pretty mental on my shaft...do a few different cowgirl type positions (no clue what they are called but they felt good on my pole). Finally pound the mish and drop a nice load into a good old jimmy hatrick. Lay there for awhile cuddling, she tells me she likes good fuck, I feel pleased with myself. Tell her I will visit again (after another shower) and get a nice little hug and kiss on the way out.

English was very lacking but cute nice girl.

Looks-face= 8.1594
body=7.2354
Attitude=9
Service=8.8767

I would repeat, price was $140 for about an hour.

My nuts are empty...wallet too...
I came home and just took a poo

 

[Krystal]

good review

have contact info for this place?

 

[Harmony ~beat it~ trolls]

There it is, I don't like posting numbers and exact addresses on here, it only takes a little bit of work on your part. Besides I don't keep a Georgia Straight in my back pocket so I'm just going by memory. I think it was Exciting Yumi, or something....in the escort section.

 

[syco2236]

Sounds promising.What was the rest of the line like?

 

[dawg]

What was the rest of what line like?

As I said in my post it is a BACHELOR pad, there is no room for a line. You call, they tell a girl to go there. That's it, never saw anyone except for the girl that opened the door.

 

[drip]

Getting detailed...

 

[Chad D]

Wow those are pretty high marks for Yumi, Oppai. Saw her the other day at her apt. Nice a clean bach. pad. Noticed the Asian Ladies book on the coffee table and joked that she should be in it. Anyways Yumi pleasant looking not a double take by any means. Long straight brown hair kind of frumpy lower half. Short stocky legs that look like they belong to a power lifter. One distinquishing mark was the beauty mark on her left cheek. Kind of like a Oriental Cindy Crawford. Well a guy can dream can't he. On to business, lackluster massage followed by short body slide then she asks me to do the flip and proceeds with BL and BBBJ. Try to jerk the poor guy but he was being stubborn. On to cowgirl which she rode like she want me to blow and run. HeHe no luck. Onto mish where she tells me to fuck her hard, a man's got to do what a man's gotta do. She squeels that she is having the big O. I go Me Tarzan U Jane. I flip her over and pound her from the back watching myself in the mirrors making these funny faces. Why I don't know. Finally I lay flat on top of her from behind and may those pussy muscle went to work and soon thar she blows.

In and out (no pun intended) in 30 mins. Found out as she offers a quick show that she double booked as someone was ringing the intercom while we engaged in the act. Took a quick shower paid the 1 brown 2 greens and vamoosed out of there.

Not very takative but what was I there for. Just wondering if this the same girl everyone else has seen. The beauty mark tells the story, or are there others.

Sorry no repeat for me.

 

[Dr. Tabas]

Not the same girl as me. Sounds similar but no beauty mark.