Maya: taking one for the team

[IReallyDunno]

Okay so I guess it was my turn...
Remember that everyone's experience is different...but here's mine...

No one offered any information on Maya when I inquired several months ago, so when I saw she was offering a $60 intro special I figured I would give her a try. You get what you pay for...you get what you pay for...

I phoned her and easily arranged a time same day. Her condo was easy to find, easy parking and discreet, so far so good. She opened the door and I took a deep breath. NOw I love all kinds of women, young, old, older, all sizes and shapes. Maya appeared to be in her 40's, body average, but a bit unkept -- could have used a hair wash for example. She leads me up to the massage room -- bed with a towel, I pay and she invites me to get comfortable. The room is freezing, and shitty radio station playing in the back ground. I shut the window, change the radio to my favorite jazz station and think to myself, okay you can get through this 30 minutes or you can simply walk out (this went through my mind several times, but you know how it is once your clothes are off, your thinking well I might as well stay for the finale). I am wondering if I can even get an erection in this cold -- can I see my breath? I am reminded of a time I made love in the woods in the snow, but I was in my 20's! She comes into the room in a sexy little outfit -- pushup bra, stockings, and I am thinking she looks a bit like kitty in gunsmoke (maybe I can go with that fantasy). But then she begins to smear this waxy gooey flowery smelly stuff all over me. We have a bit of small talk and I try to relax and enjoy the touch, although I notice my nose is cold and it's all I can do to keep from shivering. After about 15 minutes she invites me to turn over and she begins to smear the waxy goo over my hairy chest whitch sort of sticks. I can't take it anymore and ask her for a blanket for my legs and if she has anything more viscous for my body. Well she has a blanket but no other oils, so she heads off to the bathroom to heat it up under the hot water to soften it up a bit -- gotta give her something for trying. The heating improved it a bit and by now I am thinking lets just get this over with (still wondering if I can get a hard on) lol. The goo softened a bit and she managed to spread on enough to get me hard, and even had pretty good technique although it looked like it was the last thing she wanted to be doing -- eyes closed, looking away. I finally came and she quickly cleaned me up and asked me if I wanted a hot towel. I was mostly interested in the door but as I got up I realized I was covered head to toe in the smelly goo so I asked if I could shower. The shower did little to help, the water rolling off me like it does off a ducks back and I still smelled like a bathroom air freshener. I really wanted to wash this memory off so I headed for the gym where I boiled myself in the hot tub for 20 minutes followed by 20 minutes in the sauna and another longer hot shower. I managed to get most of the goo off but my clothes still smelled so I also had to head home and change. At this point I'm making note to self -- next time urge comes stay at home and get the good lube out, curl up with my favorite youporn video.
So there you have it, my time with maya. She advertises on CL and I am sure that someone out there could have a good time with her, but as someone who works in the service profession, including body-work, I am continually amazed by people's inability to provide even the most basic service, like a warm room, massage oil, clean self, warm inviting personality, etc. I guess that's what I get for venturing beyond my tried and true, but sometimes it's fun to explore..and sometimes it's not!

 

[caveman]

Gunsmoke -- Now you are dating yourself! As a young buck, I always fantasized about boinking Miss Kitty... but in this case I think I'll take a pass... From the sounds of it, ol' Chester wouldn't be the only one to "limp"! But thanks for the entertaining review!

 

[Marysa]

Thanks for TOFTT........sorry for your experience.

 

[Rik]

Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke? Last time I deviated from the tried-and-true, the masseuse looked like Festus Hagin.