Massage Parlor Locations

[Kanyee !]

will be in tj in about a week, was just wondering about some massage parlors

has anyone been to newbody's or cheaters latley, and if so what were the rates and were they worth it.

also can i get across the border with just my dl or do you need a bc.

thanks

 

[StrongGIRL]

La Tropa is a block away from AB, on the same side of the street (turn right when exiting AB).

You are probably thinking of Bar Tropical which is on the other side of the street from AB just a short ways down (exit left from AB).

 

[Aziz Shobash]

Is la Tropa almost directly accross the street from AB? I did a girl from St. Louis, Mexico there last summer, from the bar accross the street. She was beautiful.

 

[Smith]

I have heard about that bucket trick before, but believe me it is not required. I have seen many guys go up without buying the bucket...and I have seen some buckets go up the stairs as well.

Anyway I use to hang in Adelitas about 7 years ago, but I will stick to funner places like La Tropa and the other small beers when I want to have fun....also GFE is nearly guaranteed in places like that.

 

[Joshua C]

OC HObby:

I been to a few MP places at least one time, but generally it's not my thing to do, as the girls provide shitty massages, many times they don't have actual beds to fuck on, and it also generally cost more to go to a MP with the average price of about $130...$50 dollars to the house, and about $80 to the girl, although most places have off the menu prices of $80 for everything for a half hour.

For those prices I could have sex in some of my favorite Korean places in the states for about the same prices in TJ, and they do massages better in the states.

If I want a massage in TJ, I'll go to VivaMexSpa or Azteca and get a real massage for about $25 dollars and when finished hit the zona.

Gmbrldx I see you read my trip report about La Tropa that I wrote a few months ago, and they ran that bucket thing on me too.

Since I wrote that, others have told me that's just a scam they ran on us on perhaps a slow night? Others have said they never had to pay for a bucket when they took their BG up there. I don't know, as I haven't been back there since I wrote my report.

I also understand that's it's rumored that many escorts also moonlight at La Tropa when they aren't working as a escort? I also know that many of the massage girls who work in the back also work in the bar, and that's the reason why you'll somethings see hot chicas working in that deal bar called La Tropa.

 

[dmg1969]

This thread is morphing and it might be time to start (restart) a new one. I've been meaning to write up a La Tropa experience report for some time now but have never gotten around to it. But I think it would dove tail nicely into the experiences that Sampson is talking about. One of the things that I really liked about La Tropa was that you could actually dance with the chicas. In HK, AD, and CC, only the chicas are doing the dancing. (Oh, yeah. Sometimes some very drunk mongers wind up on the dance floor but that is very unusual.) Plus, the music at La Tropa was no where near as loud as AD or HK, which is to say it's not ear-splitting and heart-numbing. (The music at CC usually isn't too loud for my tastes.) My speculation is that the other bars that Sampson was referring to are more along these lines. (Please advise if I am incorrect.) In other words, they were more like non-pro bars even though the chicas are available for sessions arriba.

What I didn't like about La Tropa was once I had fallen in love with one of the chicas enough to ask her upstairs, the ensuing ritual was bizarre. As Fireballs has already related in a thread about La Tropa, they want you to buy the chica a bucket of beers to take up into the room. This was after I had already bought her a few drinks and we had danced for quite for time together. I was pretty sure she was already fairly drunk because she and her friends seemed to be drinking before I joined them. (It was the birthday of one of the chicas.) I asked her, "Do you really want to drink more?" I was sure she would say no. But she jumped at the opportunity. She was not a spinner but she was not that big a woman, either, and I thought, "Damn. I sure hope she doesn't get sick or pass out." But she drank them down without a problem over the course of our session.

Also, the masera who was waiting on us and also who insisted that I buy the chica the bucket of beers before we go up, was a women in her early middle age. (I think -- I'm very bad at ages.) Well, she followed us up the stairs right into the room! She insisted that I give her the $60 I had negotiated for the session with the chica?! I could not really understand what she was saying as she was talking a mile a minute. (They must have thought I was fluent in Spanish because I was spouting off some of my bad Spanish downstairs.) I didn't want to pay her the money; I wanted to pay the chica the money and I certainly didn't want to pay before the session. I normally lay the money on a table and say, "Este es para despues, gracias." (This is for afterwards, thank you.) That was almost the deal breaker. But then, I thought, if she's coming up to the room with us and she wants me to pay her directly, why don't I try to get her into the act? At first, she seemed embarrassed and incredulous at the idea and I think she didn't think I was serious. But I persevered for more than a few moments. I was now intrigued with the idea of getting her into the act and it was a lot fun. The chica was laughing loudly and I think she would have gotten into it. I'm not sure, but I think I almost got her to join us but she eventually bowed out and left in a huff. I wound up giving the chica the money after our session.

It was a memorable session but not great -- certainly not the prized GFE. And after all the drinks and the bucket of beers, it wasn't inexpensive, either. I've since poked my head in a couple of times in La Tropa but haven't stayed longer than a couple of minutes.

Bottom line: If you enjoy doing more than fondling the chicas before heading arriba (such as dancing with them on the dance floor and partying like a regular non-pro bar), then maybe you'd like La Tropa. But that bucket of beers requirement and the mesera coming up into the room with us and asking me to hand over the money to her was pretty strange.

Anybody else have any other out-of-the-ordinary experiences with La Tropa?

 

[scaerdrys]

OC Hobby, I have no idea what you are talking about. I was just saying that the places like AB, HK, and CC are not too "service friendly"...

Bars in the same area like Karla's Place, Tropical Bar, Delicias, La Caretta, Amor Latino and La Tropa all in the same area are more "real" chicas that generally are more fun.

Since I work all day, I often go to the Zona at night after 10pm. I go into CC to say hello to one chica friend, but the bar offers nothing else for me. As far as escorting goes, there are a bunch of those girls that have tried to open an escort site, but dfk and bbbj is off the menu...of course they want $150 per hour and they even tried to get guys to send a credit card deposit at one point.

I will go have fun where the beer is cheaper and the girls are more friendly. My friends tend to think they are less mechanical. I don't take any chicas to the room, but I believe the prices are the same in those places.

 

[Pompal 09.]

By Pm if so desired so there isn't a stampede of mongers tearing up your whores.

 

[I Love Jesus_32]

Do you have any addresses and prices on

BT, KP, LT and Delicias.....even Amor Latino or La Caretta?

Thank you.

 

[udaya k]

I try to avoid AB, CC and HK.....there are more fun places out there like BT, KP, LT and Delicias.....even Amor Latino or La Caretta are better than those places. Of course I wouldn't even set foot in a massage parlor....well I did last week, but it was to pass on a message.

 

[ya_staff]

When in TJ do you mess with the massage places or stick to AB, CC, & HKB?

 

[gary w]

Cheaters I believe is on 6th street if your heading south turn right or west, it's on the south side of the street not to far from Revolution. Most MPs offer a package deal as low as $60 dollars, but is usually for only a half hour. If they are offering an hour deal, that's great, but my understanding most of those deals are for half hour?

Now if you take the MP deal, that means the MP girls is going to earn a lot less money, and could be her service level will be lower, maybe not? The usual quote rate I get is $50 that goes to the MP business, and then you work out something with the girl, about $80 dollars on average.

 

[Chelsea N]

Picky, picky, picky. My sole experience with Safiro at Newbody's was actually a blast. Well, actually more like an adventure. My buddy was told the whole package was $100 but it turned out to be more ($40 for room, $80 for full service). I did mention that Newbody was pricey for what you got, didn't I? But for not that much more than a BG experience ($100 to $125 if you bring the coupon versus $60 + $12 + $1 + however many fichas), you get a whole hour and a very nice room and no knock on de' door. But you are right, I don't think I'm gonna' go back to Newbody again unless I feel extra flush with cash and don't want to do an escort (which is probably unrealistic since I love to fall in love with an escort for an hour or so and if I have the money, I'll probably always pick the escort).

I'm still gonna' try out Cheaters one o' these dayz -- $80 for an hour of full service plus a half-hearted massage -- doesn't sound that bad.

So many chicas, so little money...

 

[sunnygirl0140]

The girls were expensive and it wasn't that good.

 

[Chad P]

El Campamento has been closed the last several months from what I can tell...they are using the downstairs of Delicias for massage now...located on Constitution across from the alley.

 

[White]

Newbody: http://www.newbody.com.mx/ (take a cab)

Mermaids: across the street from Adelita's and Hong Kong (owned by same folks who run Newbody -- stumble across the street from Adelita's or Hong Kong)

El Campamento: Located behind La Tropa Bar which is a block east of Adelita's (easily walked from La Zona)

Cheaters: On 5th just off Revolucion (lots of hawkers will try to herd you into the place - also easily walked from La Zona))

Purple Rain: At the bottom of Revolucion (a block north of La Tropa) -- The cab drivers will try to take you here because they get a commission or easily walked from La Zona however the block between La Tropa and Purple Rain is supposed to be very dangerous. Never had any problems myself.

There are a few others. I've only tried Newbody. It was not a bad experience but a little pricey for what you get. Do a search on these and you'll find plenty of info. Supposedly Cheaters has some kick-ass deals -- $80 for the massage and full service for an hour. But do keep your guard up.

Happy Hunting!

 

[Courtney M.P.]

Can anyone direct me to a guide of massage parlors with specific TJ addresses?

Thanks.