Massage Oriental (St Louis/MarcelLaurin) AVOID*****

[babiilove<3]

Hey guys.

I visited this establishment a few hours ago and have to admit...had my WORSE massage ever..Here's the information first before I tell you the story to make sure you avoid at all costs:

87 St. Louis #185 corner of Marcel Laurin
Tel: 747-1188

I drove up to this place and gave them a call (the number is advertised on a big sign). A girl answered and said when can you be there? I said 5 minutes. She said, OK wait outside for me.

I parked across the street and walked over 5 minutes later. The door to this office building was right above an Italian restaurant and was locked...so I waited outside. A chinese girl walked passed me a few minutes later and started opening the door...I followed her and she asked me if I had just called....I followed her to her office and she unlocked this small place that had 2 rooms, put the lights on and asked me to go in the first room. I felt like I was at my dentists office.

Anyhow, she's NOT attractive...say 5'7, medium hair, SMALL tits (I don't refer to cup sizes anymore), about 34 years old...probably a 2/10. They had human anatomy and bone pictures all over the wall as if I was at a doctors office and she began the massage.

She asked me if I've been to other places before and told her I'd had at least 100 massages in my lifetime at many different places. She was curious in the nationalities and I told her most were Russian or Chinese. She asked me what makes you go back and I told her good service.

The massage was hard and more painful than anything...there was absolutely no sensuality in the massage...not even a little bit. Now here's the big turnoffs:

As she got closer to the area which I can slowly move my arm up and start caressing the legs starting at the knee...my hand barely touched the knee and she backed off. I thought I must have imagined what just happened...so I waited 5 minutes and did the same. She quickly looked at me and said NO TOUCHING. I was still working on her knee cartilage and she put up the STOP sign...that was a first.

Through the karate chops and finger drilling down my spine...I was starting to lose my cool and wanting the massage to be over. I told her to please be more gently and give me a soft/medium massage because she was hurting me. She replied with that's how I give massage.

The other major problem. She had an imaginary towel that was wrapped around my ass. She also must have imagined that the towel was cursed or something..because she would stop on my lower back and continue on the thighs...making sure she never touched anywhere around the imaginary towel.

After 45 minutes of useless, painful, annoying and frustrating back massage, she asked me to turn over.

Again, the imaginary towel was placed over Mr. Happy and she would stop at the lower stomach and continue with the thighs. She had to make a special effort to avoid any ball brushing because I moved my thighs together to get some ball action...but she somehow avoided it. 15 minutes later...she informed me that the massage was over. I quickly reacted and said "you must be kidding" "I've never been to a massage place before IN MY LIFE and never gotten a HJ...I'm not leaving here until I get one" She said OK, you want extra? Then she asked how much I tip the Chinese girls that give extra...I said 20 bucks...then she asked...and the Russians? I said 20 bucks too.

She then proceeded with the WORSE HJ I've gotten in my life..no technique...no life...nothing that could even keep my hard-on. She kept tugging for a good 15 minutes and I still couldn't leep my hard-on. I told her...if you even let me touch a little bit before...I would have been done a long time ago. She then started some technique on Mr. Happy that somehow made me cum without being hard...the only useful thing she probably knows.

I finished up...she cleaned me...I put my clothes on...they have no showers either BTW...and waited outside.

As I was getting dressed .. I put the 20 aside for her...then realized something...if I give this useless chick 20 bucks for a tip...then the the girls at Jouvence deserve a 100 dollar tip. That's not fair and I couldn't bare myself to give her the 20 that she doesn't deserve. I felt that I should even get my money back for that lousy massage.

I got out of there and she asked...did you leave the money in there? I said no...I left you nothing because you just gave me the worst massage I've had in my life...if you put some life and were a bit more sensual, then you would have earned your tip...and walked out...she started cursing at me in Chinese and I told her that I would have been better off jerking myself off rather than have you give me a HJ.

Sorry for the lengthy story...but I just want to get my point across on what a terrible massage I got and don't want anyone to get screwed like me.

B.C.

 

[Taboohunter]

Hey Bob,

We definitely got the same girl and had a similar experience...I looked for something on this place before I left but didn't notice it....wish I did

It was funny however reading your experience as I could definitely relate.

Thanks,
B.C.

 

[Florida Orange Juice]

Sorry about the bad referral Big Chuck.

I guess like every ho out there....YMMV.

Balls Deep

 

[cheryl d]

Thanks Ball Deep...but at this point...I don't think YMMV was a factor consdering the effort shown at this place. Bob and myself both had the exact same experience and it was not very promising.

I hope that you had a better experience...and if so, hat's off to you...regardless this place is on the top of my do not visit list.

B.C.