Massage DIVA

[Pompal 09.]

Their is a new kid on the NDG block
Its called:
Massage Diva
5958-b Monkland Ave
tel:483-3362

They opened friday feb 20.
I phoned and was greeted by a russian accent person. Full body massage offered. Did not ask more details. New place they say, clean with shower, wine, coffee, chocolates, etc.

Have yet to try. Anybody try this place already?

 

[alan2dylan]

do we know how many girls work here? is it a private home or commercial space?

 

[Night Otter]

When I called 2 girls worked there.

Its a commercial place, on Monkland ave, across the street from of a high rise appartment building, near Hampton street.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Saw Maria a few days ago. petite, 5.5, slim, small bust, short light hair and about 28/30 years old. She wore a diaphanous blouse and loose pants. Noted that the door could be locked from the inside of the small room.

Very nice person. Got a conversation going and later gently started light touching that she accepted and then progressively responded to. Eventually shed all her coverings and petals, less a very tiny item. Most all areas could be accessessed with hands.YMMV...

Basically an agreeable person if you treat her gently, appropriatly and on a conversational friendly basis. Only asked for a tip at the end of the massage. Gave her $50. (generous possibly).

 

[Unpalalgarp]

you must be a Stephen King fan? great stuff Bob, great stuff...as always...

 

[Jack 890]

Bob,

That was a hi-quality "non-fiction" piece of journalism, I don't know what you do for a living but you have talent as a writer, I have friends at the Gazette and Mirror if you are ever interested...
Scratch that, your more suited for the Mirror.

I'm sick of fiction, you're a name I can trust.

Awesome report as usual.

Rt

 

[JUAN FRAN$$$]

Yes Bob Crane, you have a seemingly well read pen,
You also have a touch of philosophy and a touch of melancholy,
A little bit like the french poet Beaudelaire,
Beaudelaire was a master sensualist as you probably know,

 

[Rachel <3]

I was feeling the ush and gush of fast paced city life recently when I decided to papmper myself to a luxurious massage in lavish settings. Thinking that Massage Diva was another branch of the downtown Diva, I booked an appointment without hesitating, as I knew the area of Monkland was quite nice, with upscale massageplanetés, bookstores and resturants. The ad in the paper also mentionned they gave out receipts. Whoaaaa....WTF, thought I, 'tis time to luxuriate that corpse of mine.
When I arrived at 5958-B Monkland, I quickly concluded that, it was NOT, a branch of Diva downtown. More like a spin-off of Jouvence santé, with drapes in the windows and a makeshift lobby. It did not fit the character of the neighborhood.
Katia, fortyish, Russian lady (thick accent), blond hair, decent body, showed me to a tiny, tiny room, no windows, no air.
At that point I felt like Lala (one of the teletubbies) when he realizes he maid the wrong decision (expression wise on his face).
The place is totally unkept. Period. But…
Katia starts her massage and her hands almost immediately glide to my crater. As an expert pool player would, she then cues my two muskrats, and fires away skiing down the slope of my butt, occasionnaly diving in the ring of fire. After a few minutes she asks me to turn over, and immediately lubes up my antenna. Now all this is done with generous compliments on my look, demeanor, yadda, yadda....Nicely done without fake overtones. Maybe she did dig me, I thought. Off goes her clothes. Within a minute she replaces me on the table and I'm munchin' on the muff. She really seemed to enjoy it, girating wildly. The only thing bugging me, is that even with the door throuroughly locked, I could distinctly hear someone on the other side of the door (creaky floors). After some dining she finished me off (HJ). She cleaned me up (nice touch), and I took another shower (unkept). I left her a decent tip and left smiling. Now, does my medical insurance cover cunnilingus...hmmm....maybe not. Repeat. Probably. They have to do something about the outside of the salon as it does not blend in with the environment...might attract attention.

Katia, 40 ish
Massage skills: (not really massage)
Looks: 7
Body: 8
Sensuality: 9

 

[Elisa]

nice review!
Altough I find the place is quite nicer than Jouvence on Sherbrooke West near Cavendish...
I have been there a few time and find the lobby a bit spartan but adequate.
Any event , usually the place is quite clean.
The other room has an air conditionner in the window. But the room is also small...

As for the outside of the salon, the sign is reddish but nicely done.
The place looks OK. Its not as ritzy looking as the nicer places on MOnkland but may have to upgrade her looks just a tad since their will be a new restaurant opening just a few doors away...

Alfie, seems you got a a good time and nice reading it.

 

[funny girl]

I’ve decided to try again this massage place. I must say that the first experience was not worth mentioning, yet sometimes, one would simply try again and hope for a better outcome.
At the door you have this notice that sign at the door saying that they have commercial space for rent. Is this a good sign?
Upon entering I had to wait a good two minutes and one girl shows up. About 5’6 black hair with a 160 lbs frame. Chubby in some places, she’s more like the college student look. I asked about services and she would only offer half hour service. I asked if it is that she has another appointment after, she answered in the affirmative. The difference between and hour and half hour is 10$.
So I entered my room as I have to wait for her appearance. What seems odd was the size of the room as it gives no space for her to move nor enough above the head for a full range of motion. Signs that this will never be a real massage.
As I lay down, and waiting, I learned that the receptionist is my masseuse, and that she had to wait for the guy next room to finish. She entered and asked if I would have preferred the next room as it is air conditioned. Would I be there, knowing that the guy just left and that she surely had no time to change the sheets. So I stayed and was asked to take off my underwear right on.
I lay down and was poured massive massage oil. The back rub was basically laying tomato sauce over pizza covering every corner. Then the spreading goes to the lower legs. And flip.
Then the menu. Last item on the list: “I’ll kiss there and massage you for 60$”. Notice that she says that she’ll kiss, “not ba-low you there”. I said no to all options and make her massage more. I like feet massage and make her complete the last ten minutes there.
After all, the for Rent sign is a good sign.

 

[spz1827]

My third experience at an MP was at DIVA (several months ago). Called up, booked an appointment and arrived a half hour later.

The exterior is quite insignificant...but you are surrounded by a series of shops...which leaves little for being inconspicuous. Upon entering, the ambiance is clean but cold. Quickly a young blond Russian came out and greeted me warmly. She was quite attractive, nice body and seemed to have a nice disposition. She led me to my room...which was particularly small (as a previous post rightly said). She took my $50 and told me if I want a shower or not. I replied yes...and she led me down the hall to a bathroom with shower. As I entered the room, I heard a couple of woman chatting away in the back. So I washed up and grabbed the bathrobe that was hanging on the door. Hilarious! It must have been a size 73! I tell you, the damn sleeves were drooping way past my wrists and the length of the robe was dragging on the floor (I'm 5'.9" by the way). I was cracking up inside...this was ludicrous. Anyway, I managed to get back into the room without the woman falling flat on their faces with laughter.

Soon after, the masseuse came in. Nope, not the pretty blond from before but someone less appealing...much less appealing. Remember Moe from The Three Stooges? Well, imagine him blonde...you get the idea. I tell you, her hair was the epitomy of a mop haircut. I was so perplexed...that I forgot to ask her name (so sorry about that...). But her body seemed fit. Nice firm butt under a pair of tight white jeans...but her breasts were difficult to define under a loose shirt. She started the massage on the legs which went very well. This person received serious training. As she got to the back...I was getting very relaxed. She had a splendid cross-rubbing technique. As I turned over, she went for the legs again...but then promptly headed for the rod. She started to slowly caress him...but somehow, getting a tug from Moe's sister couldn't turn me on. So I politely stopped her (and decided to save some money). She seemed honestly concerned...and asked me if I would want her to disrobe. I kindly said no...I was pleasantly relaxed, thank you. So she finished her massage by going over my arms and neck. When it was over, I had the impression that she was somewhat upset...but I reassured her that her massage was divine. I suppose she was hoping for a good tip. But sorry, I just didn't feel it with her. As I was leaving, the first blonde came to me smiling and asked if I enjoyed the service. I replied yes...and took their card (with all intentions of not coming back). So in all, quite a lame experience.

The other day, I drove by this place, and saw that the sign DIVA exists no longer...but has been replaced by the 'ole Ying Yang sign. I guess Asians moved in. Has anyone been to this place since the new ownership?

 

[Dachmelehad]

I have gone there twice since the new owner took over and struck out both times. They made it clear from the start that it is a "professional massage"

The massage was better than averge 8 out of 10

Only 1 Shower at the end of the hall. If they forget to put the divider up anyone from the steet can have a clear view.

Maybe I didn't offer enough $$ After all every one has has her price
Might try again I love a challenge

 

[spirit]

Yesterday, they had Ivana and Irina.

Chose Ivana, short hair, tall undertermined build by the many layers she kept and I could not see her face very well as she kept the lights low.
She is about 35-40 something, ordinary face, big chest it seems.

Was treated very well by Ivana; her massage is excellent as I had also the larger room.
Some limited teasing from her while I was on my stomac. My hands wandered over her a number of times but was told to wait as she eluded contact...

The massage was so good I did not care any more. Comes the flip, she asked if I wanted THIS massaged - Its extra she says...with a blank face and no enticement whatsoever...
I ask how much time we have left - 10 minutes she says...
I already figured out that it would be a limited access wank and I never, but never go for for anything in the last 10-15 minutes. Usually, things warm up with an mp within the first 15 to 20 minues if not earlier....

Any event, with 10 minutes left I told her it was already too late and not worth the trouble.
Looking at the clock - she had cliped 10 minutes...this is bad manners in my book ... it cost her any kind of tip.

She seems very similar to the mp Tactus wrote about just above, dated October 4 , 2005...seems like the same person..

But I had in the past some very excellent girls at that place - good hits.

My visit was a miss, save for a very good massage that was a hit!.

The original phone number has changed - the current phone number is 514-223-3535