Maria @ Pickering Angels

[Phil G]

I went to see Maria today to see what all the fuss was about. I think the fuss is well-placed.

Maria is about 5'6" (although heels push her up much further), and has a delightful set of breasts she insists are "factory equipment", and MAN are they firm. Maria is apparently the local weight-training expert on the staff and I have no reason to doubt her. As far as "slim, tight, toned body" goes, she is a 10/10. On top of the toned body is a beautiful mane of long dark hair and a face that could do magazine covers.

Her back and body massage skills were quite impressive. She's NOT one of these "drag my fingers all over you aimlessly" types. She knows what she's doing. I had joked about neck pain I'd had a few months ago, and she found the spot like a bloodhound. She is VERY conservative with the oil. So for those of you who like oil without being drowned, Maria is your girl. I actually had to encourage her to use more after the flip.

I only say what I'm going to say because different guys like different things, but if you like your MPA's to be on the more intelligent types, Maria is your girl. Her ethnicity is of a more domestic variety as well, so... no interpreter or "book of common phrases" is required.

The amenities (I hate the term 'mileage' with a passion) offered were more than generous. There was nothing I did that was refused. Of course, your mileage may vary. (Whoops).

I've told the management there for years that I'm sick of the peroxide army in that place and it looks like they've listened. Maria is a brunette's brunette. She'll offer nice variety from my ever-wonderful Juliet.

As a side note, the renovations are 99% done. The "blue" is now finally COMPLETELY gone (yay) and the place looks like a million bucks. I even got the tour of the room with the Sony widescreen in it (that so many have asked for) but I wasn't waiting long enough to turn it on. Watch your step if you're coming down from upstairs. There's a new mirror that has this spacial optical illusion thing happening and it took me a second to focus on it. But then again, I've always had bad balance.

Maria is a definite repeat.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice review, if you did not catch it already, I have just reviewed Ashley in the Durham section.