Mango Bay Spa

[sexybutt]

Last night around 8:00pm went to Mango Bay Spa on Howe and Davie. I had no appointment but not sure that really matters.
Once in there were two females one older receptionist in Jeans and a T-shirt and once younger girl very chubby. Neither were lookers by any standards. Anyway was feeling like a bit of a nice massage so asked for an hour full body massage. Priced at $68.

Got showed to the room by the younger chubby girl and told to undress and get on the table.

About 3 mins later a knock on the door and in came the Older receptionist. She said the other girl had was leaving and had to get the sky train. She asked if she could do the massage. Well, all hopes drained out of me and I just accepted.

The massage was poor and very robotic. No sensual touch and no tease. We did not speak and I used this time to go over some chess strategy in my mind. She asked me to flip over and started to massage my legs from top to bottom and working her way towards junior. She asked me if I wanted a HJ to which I asked how much? She said 60 and I said you have no chance unless you find me someone half your age at least and twice as attractive at least. So she decided to negotiate and offer it for 40 She said I would like it. I caved in and accepted this and she started the tug. Using one had to stroke and the other to tickle my butt. Was pretty appalling all in all and not worth the time.

The worse part was yet to come. She showed me into this shower room after and left me to shower. But this shower had six heads and loads of different knobs. I spent about 10 mins messing around trying to work out how to turn it on and how to adjust the temp. Not what you want in a shower. But it had six heads. Rather like the receptionist.

All in all there are much better places for a massage and nice touch unless you are stuck for a place to go, but be sure you really are stuck for a place to go because its a toss up between Mango Bay and just shooting yourself!!

 

[Brian A]

The hell is up with these Russian spambots?

 

[Zerexiam]

Don't go to this place ever!!! I went to this place last week just to check out and what I ended up finding was
two ugly fat girls sitting on the sofa. I was with my friend and we just got out of the place right away. The
interior seemed good at first but the girls working there? Wow...

 

[alexander w]

I've been there three times now. I've repeated not because there's anything special about the place, but because it's convenient for spur-of-the-moment visits.

The same receptionist is always there, but the masseuse has been different each time. I can't say that any of the three I saw was especially fat or ugly. Nor were they especially good-looking. Two of them gave very routine service. One was playfull and worked hard to please.

I hate that multi-knob, impossible-to-adjust shower! I learned, after the first visit, to have the masseuse adjust it for me. They don't know how to work it either, but I insist that they fiddle with it until they get a comfortable temperature for me.

 

[lasnochas nicolas]

I have been there before, not very pretty girls there. The receptionist in the front hesitated to allow me to choose when I. Asked for the line up. I said show me the girls or I leave. Eventually chose one girl . Just regular massage and hand job. I won't go back

 

[xx.loveme]

I have gone to the Mango a few times. I would recommend it if you can get Pinky or Angel - if not then I would skip it. Both Pinky and Angel were above average looks and gave a really good teasing massage with HJ.

Pinky was the really enjoyable but I haven't managed to get her since.

The last time was someone named Lucy and was a way below average experience. The massage was brutal and the HJ somehow nonsensual.

 

[howardlee1977]

Some of these women think that, if they just touch your private parts a couple of times, they are doing you a great favor for which you should be eternally grateful and be glad to get it for any amount of money.