Mae @Swan Lake

[unboundedjoy]

In the past when I have been forced to revert to a
Plan B, it has never worked out well. But, every rule
has its exception, and this is one of them.

I went to Swan for my 4PM appointment with my
favorite but when I arrived she was not there.
Patrick phoned and she asked him to pass along to me
her apologies. At this point I was preparing to leave
since, from the first time I met my favorite I have
had no urge for any of the others. Patrick read me
the list and then escorted another guy to a room. I
studied the list and was not at all excited about any
of the names I saw since all but one were unfamiliar
to me. But, the name Mae did stand out among the
others as I vaguely recalled seeing her about 2 years
ago. So, I thought, oh well?

Mae came into the room and looked equally unexcited
about the whole idea of being there with me. But, we
started the session and I was amazed at her massage
skills. Best I ever had at Swan. Mae is not a petite
girl, very solid body with cute looks, strong legs
which she used to press deeply into my back and
thighs. But, she is not fat, just a bigger build than
most of the others. It was about this point I
realized this is not going to be so bad afterall.

After about 25 minutes she dimned the lights and
left the room for about one minute. Usual routine at
Swan. Then she removed her skirt and climed up on the
table and gave me a service that was as good as any I
have ever received at Swan, ever. Period.

When we finished she cleaned me up, gathered the
tools of the trade and left again for a minute. She
returned and put on her skirt and then came over and
started slowly rubbing my chest. It was at this point
I noticed how she had begun to smile and I asked her
about that (I told her how I felt she did not really
want to be there with me at the start) and she said
she was sorry for that, but she did not know me. Her
English is very good, perhaps the best at Swan. As
she stood there lightly touching my cheat I saw we
were already way over time and I mentioned it. She
said Patrick did not buzz, so it is okay. Now, I know
the perfect time to go to this place because Patrick
must have been asleep at the buzzer. Must remember to
tip him for this.

She and I talked about many things and she told me
about her trips to the US. What I did find out is
that she might be one of the truly authentic young
ladies at Swan. In spite of the vast differences in
our ages I could feel that she felt very comfortable
with me and she said that.

L/A/S easily 10's across the board. Just
kidding. Doesn't matter to me, she is a keeper and I
now have a great back-up there. In fact, she may be
more than that, I had a good time and that is what it
is all about. I would like to believe she also had a
good time with me.

When she came back into the room I had set her tip
on the sink, I handed it to her and told her it was
120, (I had paid for an hour session, cheap. aren't I?) She smiled and
thanked me graciously. Then I gave her 20 more for
the extra time. Again a bigger smile and another hug.
Then I gave her another because she promised to smile
more, especially for me. Hugs and kisses all around.

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[Natalie P]

SFMIKE,

Despite being a good ole "messy" American baseball fan, once again, you've managed to "stick handle" your way through another quality review better than any "Canucklehead". Only potential inaccuracy in your review is the spelling of her name. Is it "Mae" or "May"?......

Anyways, nice review and have a good trip home!

Cheers, Expo

 

[zenjanthropus]

Are not Mae and May the same pronounciation? How can you let Patrick know which Mae/May you want to see?

 

[maca]

Joe, I've got more reviews, but probably will not bother. I always try to contribute at least one review per visit. The other long-awaited one might just have to wait for a better day, eh?

What is this "stick handle" thing? Is this a Canadian tennis term, must be? LOL.


Well. this messy American baseball fan has just one thing to say (well, maybe more). I gotta hurry home because the Red Sox are in town Mon-Wed. For all the Red Sox Fans onboard here, I hope the Sox do not do any better than last weekend (The A's took 3 out of 4, and at Fenway).

You are probably correct about May/Mae's name spelling. Either way, they sound the same and I am sure Patrick will know. Sombody please take a look at his list and see how he spells it. For me, the sound is now tattooed to my brain so I will not forget it. A most pleasant suprise, my time with her yesterday.

 

[Anonymousgirl]

Good review and I couldn't agree more regarding May. And the more that you know her, the better you like her. I see her on each and every trip to Canada and have become quite smitten with her. I sometimes try another Swan lady on occasion, but it's to May that I keep returning.

 

[Kimmy V]

I went to SL awhile ago and drew May. Friendly gal and great service. Good massage followed by an awesone rimming, bbbj and multiple positions. Big hug when I'm leaving and asks me to come back again.

If you like Rubenesque you will be pleased, but I personally like 'em lighter. Haven't been back to SL, as I found the place a little dumpy - but after seeing the pic of Angel I am tempted!

 

[Arroz con pollo]

Wow..I arrived there at about 5:20 and bumped into an asian man walking out the door. Could it have been THE infamous celebrity, SFMIKE?

May wasn't available, so I guess I didn't get seconds after you...although I'm sure I got seconds, thirds, or more from someone else.

I saw Anna (ana?) who I'd never met before. Had a great time. She's gave a good massage and is very skillfull orally, since that's all I asked for.

Sorry to not have "met" you SFMIKE.

 

[isitevil]

When I did write 10's across the board, I also wrote, "just kidding". But, the service was close to a 10, and the attitude went from about a 3 at the start to the mid 9's at the end, where it really counts with me, and her looks, as always, will differ according to one's own personal taste, but I find her very soft to look at.

Should my favorite not be available the next time, I will not need to look at the list again. It will be Mae/May (anyway, say it like the fourth month of the year) for Mike.

Viddy:

No, it could not have been I, as she and I were still deeply in conversation at the time. I left a little after 5:30. But, I am sorry I missed you. I also often wonder who the guys I run across might be.

And, thanks for the compliment of mistaking me for an Asian, but I am Irish/German by birth.

 

[Ava Lynn born 8-4-09]

feel the exact same way. we are gonna have to fight for her.

 

[AliL]

Hey SFM,

Are you sure that you weren't wearing your "white beard" disguise again? Along with that large safari style hat, it's hard to know who and what you are....LOL.... BTW, before you thank someone for mistaking you for an Asian, just remember..... "Grass is NOT always greener on the other side..... It's equally hard to mow"......




On a different note, is May not the fifth month of the year??? Or am I just senile.....

Your semi-retired bud,

Expo

 

[mo2k7us]

Since I was going to see my favorite at Swan there was no need for any disguise. She has finally accepted that I am what I am and there is nothing anyone can do about that. But, this may explain Mae's look of horror when she first entered the room. (She did go from 3 to above 9 by the end of the session) Remember that first evening you laid eyes on me? I remember you downed that entire beer without coming up for air. LOL.

And, you win the prize. The fourth month (May) was a test to see if anybody really pays attention. You did so you have won the honor of taking me out to lunch next month. But, you just bought Tuesday so that would not be fair. So, you can pick the restaurant as you never like the places this tourist picks.