Loose times at Mystique Escorts

[TonyB]

This is a quick review of a recent visit to Mystique Escorts. This was my first time there and only the second time I have participated in P4P in Vancouver. The first time was at Madame Cleo's a couple years ago. You can go incall or they will do outcall for about $25 more. Incall rates as quoted by the Madame when I entered their 1040W 8th Ave, Unit 1 location is $175cdn for 1/2 hour and $200 for 1hour.

First of all, I did not like the Madame, Tonii. She seemed kinda flaky but I suppose I can't blame her based on the business she is in. Initially she was cordial enough. She took me into one of their 3 rooms and said she would get the girls to come in and introduce themselves. My initial impression of the place and the room was very clean and tastefully decorated. No problems there IMHO. There were 5 girls available and they each came in, gave their name and shook my hand and left. Total introduction time was about 10seconds. A bit too quick for me to get a good read on their looks and attitude.

I was VERY impressed with the quality. All 5 were very doable. 3 were 7's(caucasians), 1 was an 8(mulatta) and 1 was a 9 (Brazilian). Madame came back in and asked which one I wanted. I said she made my decision very difficult because all were very attractive but the introductions were too brief. At that point she started giving me attitude for some reason. She said something to the effect of "what do you expect? You want them to sit down and have a get to know you conversation". Basically implying (at least in my mind) that I should just pick the one that looked the best to me. I was just there to give them money, pound the girls pussy for awhile and leave. It's not as if I should want to pick one I want to have a meaningful conversation with. At least that's the impression the Madame gave me. Not my personal attitude. Fair enough but the girls did not even hang around long enough for me to get a good visual of their physical attributes. The Madame's attitude kinda put me off. If she wants me to treat her and her girls with some repect then I should at the very least, as a paying customer, get the same in return and I did not feel like I did.

Anyways, I was there with money in my pocket, the girls were hot looking and I was horny so there was no stopping me at that point. I eventually talked the PMS'ing Madame in to show me the 3 best girls again and this time I tried talking to them a bit more. I really wanted the 9 Brazilian(Selena or Serena) but my whore sense told me she would be a bit too standoffish and professional. I settled on the 8 Mulatta(Mulatta means father or mother was black or partially black and the other was caucasian). I think her escort name is Irene or Ilene or something like that. She said she was 25 and I believe it. I would give her face a 7 and her body a 9. Very nice little tight ass and gorgeous tits with a very naturally toned body. When she took her bra off her tits looked so perfect I was sure they were fake but when I started playing with them them felt pretty soft so I asked her directly and she confirmed they were real . Very nice 1.5 handful. Would that make them a C cup?


Very good attitude with no BS or complaining and very friendly throughout. Standard fare which I already knew about from reading other reports is CBJ and multipositon sex. I went for the 1/2 hour. Got a mediocre BJ but was more interested in getting to the main event and to suck on those gorgeous tits. Started cowgirl and then Doggy at her suggestion. At that point I noticed her one flaw. She had a very loose pussy. As far as I could tell she did not have kids. How could such a beautiful, petite little body with tight little ass house such a massive hole. That was a big disappointment. It was so loose that at one point during doggy I had to put my hand down there and make sure I was actually fucking her and not going between her legs or cheeks LOL!

She seemed to try to use her muscles and put her legs together to make things tighter(probably just so I will cum faster and not necessarily to increase my enjoyment) but it did not help much. Regardless, the visuals were good enough to eventually get me off and I still have good visual memory of the experience.

Overall I would rate Irene or Ilene as follows:
6 for performance but I have been to Brazil where the women practically rape you so I am VERY picky. She did try wiggle her ass around a bit so not a typical asian starfish fuck or anything like that

9 attitude
8 looks

I will return to Mystiques for the quality. Hopefully they don't all have massive pussies!

 

[Echo Kilo]

When u go too CC or Mystique dont expect the girls when they make the intro too hang around all day. I turn up the lighting a bit before the intros at Mystique. I dont care if the receptionist has a attitude or not.....im not there too see the receptionist.

 

[Henry Le]

You must be very forgiving I guess. Go to Brazil or Cuba or Thailand or Domican Republic or just about anywhere besides Canada or the US and you will NEVER gladly want to pay $180 for shitty service again.

They get away with it because they can and they can because people like YOU let them get away with it.

Is it wrong to want a better experience for $180 for 1/2 hour. HELL NO! I worked damn hard for that money! Too many guys let this sort of stuff slide and pretty soon it all goes to shit like the scammers on Richards St who say $100 and later tell you that was just to get them to grace your car seat with their ass and pussy that they think is made of gold.

 

[dollmaker54872]

"They get away with it because they can and they can because people like YOU let them get away with it."
"I will return to Mystiques"
?

 

[g0t_rice57]

"I will return to Mystiques for the quality. Hopefully they don't all have massive pussies!"

So you major problem isnt the service LOL. It's the receptionist attitude and the loose pussy. Too bad you can't examine their pussys before the session huh?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Read on! I am replying to LittleAsianGuys post about how I should not care about the madame's attitude and just put up with the BS! The girl I had had a good attitude and the girls all looked great so I will return for that.

I WILL NOT sit back and smile politely while the Madame berates me about how I should not give a shit about getting to know the girl and just to pick whichever one I want to scratch my itch. I am there to spend a good chunk of change and I think the fact I want to be treated a little better and not pushed into making a hasty decision is not too much to ask.

I am also trying to make the point that the Madame probably treated me that way because too many other push overs walk in there and let her walk all over them. This is NOT the sort of attitude I want to encourage.

Hey, If your into pissing your money away just to get pissed on some more than there are plenty of crack Ho's on Cordova that would love to provided that service for a nominal fee. Whatever turns you on!

 

[<3Clapton<3]

>>Read on! I am replying to LittleAsianGuys post about how I should not care about the madame's attitude and just put up with the BS! The girl I had had a good attitude and the girls all looked great so I will return for that.

>>>"I will return to Mystiques for the quality. Hopefully they don't all have massive pussies!"

You are not making any sense here. You'll return for the quality?? So should the mystique girls hang around and talk with you for a hour before every session? I'll tell toni too stock up on the beers and be more chatty with you LOL.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've been too Mystique a few times and if i wanted a few girls too come back in too take a second look , Toni the receptionist rarely had a problem doing it. Most of the girls been pretty good at Mystique of course there are a few who arent. Maybe if you want Toni too be more friendly towards you...pay her the 180-200 for the hour and she'll spend the hour with u LOL.

 

[Tatiana Alveal [Peace.]]

It is my experience that when you go into a place like Mystique the SP will simply walk in and introduce herself with a handshake. Takes about 5 seconds. There are 2 reasons for this:

1. The SP is not allowed to talk to you. This way self-promotion is minimized. The SP can't "sell" herself on what she will or will not do and the client can't ask. Also, this way the SP does not put herself in a compromising situation before the client is serious.

2. Many clients are looky-loos, simply window-shopping. They are'nt serious and waste everyone's time.

3. The phone gal has to also answer the phone and schedule sessions. When it gets busy people are put on hold while she deals with you.

If you want more time to check out the line-up go when it's slow. No guarantee though, for reason # 1.

 

[use your brain]

You are exactly right! The girls are only allowed to say "Hi", most of the time. Otherwise the skanky chicks would be in there telling you BBBJ and greek plus $25 back to you!

Don't laugh! I have been there, done that on more than one occasion! It is usually the older more desperate ones who do this, but, do it they will. Think about it, some lady says discount and whatever... she still takes home cash which is equivilant to a 8 hour a day retail position. So she watches TV all night and gets freaky with some guy for twenty minutes.

Bringing home the bacon for Big Daddy!

 

[You wish you knew 8)]

Shank,

Thanks for the reply. When you put it that way it does make more sense to me. I guess I'm just not used to the serious business aspect of P4P in Canada/US compared to the 3rd world countries I visit frequently. I'm used to getting a sweet, tight 18 yo GFE for all night at 30% of the cost of this 1/2 hour of "just get it over with" shit!

 

[tekkenfan26]

hard too compare the North American girls too the 3rd world gals. Diff standard of living.

 

[Freddy P]

Third world girls are expensive too if you are making third world dollars! Just as Canadian girls are low-cost (didn't want to use the word cheap) if you are making USD.

 

[Alexandra Solano]

I make USD and Canadian girls are still expensive! You can get outcall in the US for the same price as in Canada. Canadian girls tend to be a bit better quality for the $'s though.

 

[Leahs mommy]

Better quality, and prettier. We're blessed with some of the most beautiful women in North America, here in Van/Vic

 

[FrackinBSGman]

It's funny how you go off complaining about the attitude of the receptionist. Now you're saying the SP pricing for american escorts and canadians escorts are the same? You complain about everything even down too massive pussies lol ? Oh and you're also comparing third world countrie SP too the North American SP. Oh next time u go too mystiques ask the SP if they have massive pussies LOL before you pay for the hour


>>Read on! I am replying to LittleAsianGuys post about how I should not care about the madame's attitude and just put up with the BS! The girl I had had a good attitude and the girls all looked great so I will return for that.

>>>"I will return to Mystiques for the quality. Hopefully they don't all have massive pussies

 

[The fish guy]

Cool, party on! You should have no problem getting these beautiful women to sleep with you and as you get older it will get even easier.

Sound unrealistic? Not in 3rd world countries it isn't.

I have travelled all over the world and I can tell you from personal experience that there are beautiful women EVERYWHERE!

 

[Tri]

I agree that they're everywhere! I too "get" to be shipped off to all corners of the globe by my not-so-lovely employer. However, I still argue that we're blessed with more than our fair share here

And since beauty is in the eye of the beholder (it's opinion, and everyone's is different) I can't be wrong... as you can't be either, no matter if you agree or not!

 

[Pompal 09.]

A ferrari is a beautiful thing to look at too. Just because a place has lots of ferrari's it STILL doesn't mean shit if you can't drive one.

 

[courtney!]

lol, good point! I HAD tried being nice...

If you can't afford to drive one full time, you can always rent, right? Even if the seat's a little big for you...