LOL...This is Rich

[Old Fart]

Itr was recently brought to my attention via PM that I am apparently a 60something, fat, East Indian. This apparently from some know-it-all nimrod trying to 'out' someone based on him agreeing with someone else who "heard this from someone else" lol. I would have posted this sooner but the potatoes I am growing in my living room required attention and of course, feeding the family comes first. Note to the fuckin know-it-all nimrod...Get a life asshole.

I was lucky my neighbour was home to help. My 19-year-old wife was tied up breast feeding the 12 kids and after her mastectomy, it takes her twice as long now

Since you all know who I am and the cat has been let out of the potato sack now, I might as well tell you the rest. Before I moved to this country for good, I traveled the world, have swum with the sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. My real name is Bindair Dundat.

Before moving here permanently:
I come for visit…Am treated regal
So I stay…Who cares illegal
I come to Canada poor and broke
Get on bus…See Manpower bloke
Kind man treat me really swell there
Send me to see the welfare
Welfare say, “Come no more”
We send cash out to your door
Canadian Government make you wealthy
Ontario OHIP keep you healthy.
Six months on dole…Get plenty of money
Thanks to working man…The dummy
Write to friends in Pakistan
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They all come…In rags and turbans
I buy big house in suburbans
They all come…We live together
Only one thing bad…The weather
Fourteen families living in
Neighbour’s patience wearing thin
Finally white folks move away
I buy their house too…I stay
Find more Pakis…House I rent
Move in backyard…Live in tent.
Send for family…They all trash
They all draw more welfare cash
Everything is going good
Soon we own the neighbourhood
Now on summer quiet nights,
Go to temple…Watch the sights
We have hobby…It’s called breeding
Baby bonus…Keep us feeding
Two years later…Big bank roll
Still go to Manpower…Still draw dole
Kids need dentist…Wife needs pills
We get for free…We get no bills.
White man good…he pays all year
They keep the welfare running here.
Bless all white man…Big and small
For paying tax to keep us all.
We thank Canada…Damn good place
Too damn good for white man race
If white man no like coloured man,
Plenty of room in Pakistan.

 

[Rubmegood]

My cursor is hovering over ther "ignore" button...
Come on, O.F.- Let it go, use the ignore button and let us get back to reviews.

 

[Old Fart]

Come on, O.F.- Let it go,

Those two assclowns ARE on ignore but this is more than just being a troll like they usually are.
This was an attempt at outing someone. Are you saying that is acceptable???

In the end, due to its absurdity, I turned it into a joke but one should not downplay their intent (or should I say that that with my nest attempt at an EI accent). Scum like this should be banned.
In the end, the Old Goat, is pissed because he can't speak English which is even more embarrassing to him if I was indian LOL.

 

[Silverfox1]

Those two assclowns ARE on ignore but this is more than just being a troll like they usually are.
This was an attempt at outing someone. Are you saying that is acceptable???

In the end, due to its absurdity, I turned it into a joke but one should not downplay their intent (or should I say that that with my nest attempt at an EI accent). Scum like this should be banned.
In the end, the Old Goat, is pissed because he can't speak English which is even more embarrassing to him if I was indian LOL.

 

[Silverfox1]

It is no wonder no one wants to post here with idiots like this
Review board is going to hell with these type of loooooossssserrrrrrs

 

[Silverfox1]

I was going to post some reviews but won't till idiots are removed
As new guy I am here to help not Read bullshit

 

[Old Fart]

P As far as him not being able to ignore those people that can't handle his criticism or humour:

Oh they are on ignore my friend. Just added another one today. Same person i am sure just another handle to make it look like his opinion is actually accepted by two others and get some extra 'likes' in at the same time lol.
Anyway you description is not bad lol but I'd rather stick with the other one. Funnier than a 60something fat east Indian speaks better English than one of them. Also, I hate to have to get all the dirt out of my living room and do something stupid like putting carpet or some other "flooring" in there. Gardening keeps my old acing body mobile, even in the winter. Just wish the cops would lay off though. I KEEP telling them my power is high because I am growing potatoes not fuckin WEED.
Anyway, there is only one lady I have seen AND know my handle on here. Can't see her being an indiscreet mouthpiece. If there ever is a bang on description of me, I'll KNOW where it came from.
bd

 

[Rubmegood]

OK, O.F., I've had enough drama.

 

[Albertaman]

Oh they are on ignore my friend. Just added another one today. Same person i am sure just another handle to make it look like his opinion is actually accepted by two others and get some extra 'likes' in at the same time lol.
Anyway you description is not bad lol but I'd rather stick with the other one. Funnier than a 60something fat east Indian speaks better English than one of them. Also, I hate to have to get all the dirt out of my living room and do something stupid like putting carpet or some other "flooring" in there. Gardening keeps my old acing body mobile, even in the winter. Just wish the cops would lay off though. I KEEP telling them my power is high because I am growing potatoes not fuckin WEED.
Anyway, there is only one lady I have seen AND know my handle on here. Can't see her being an indiscreet mouthpiece. If there ever is a bang on description of me, I'll KNOW where it came from.
bd

Must say I'm even more confused. Coming back to this board after some time away is awkward. No clue as to what is going on. As for Pakistanis going to temples, that's a no-no. Synagogue, perish the thought, may Allah have mercy. Having worked in Asia on project assignments, can attest that most of the educated Indians, especially the older ones have a better command of English than what you hear in Vancouver or Toronto, or in St. John's for that matter. As for our welfare state, Liberal Canada, the top two aspirational roles would be: get yourself elected as a useless MP or MLA long enough to draw pension; become a reformed terrorist and then settle for a $CAD 10MM package... do convert it to USD before our currency collapses; there is a third option, not practical for most of us - get fast tracked into Canada as an investor immigrant, aka money laundering crook who stole from the Chinese people. Not to worry, Canadian banks are there to assist. We've created a hell of a mess, I definitely need a massage. Let me see if I can track down an ad that promises an amazing, magical experience. Get me out of here. Cheers .


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[bigbill]

We're perpetually trapped in Fetivus.

 

[Jelloguy]

Can people not leave their own battles private? I dont know about most but negativity just breeds more and this forum is just becoming a rants and raves section like on CL.

I really dont want to read about someone calling someone else names in PM.

We're all adults, or at least should be afterall it is the internet, so please start acting accordingly.

Have a wonderful day.

 

[Old Fart]

OK, O.F., I've had enough drama.

Your choice my friend. That was, btw, humour, not drama. Designed to enlighten without the drama. I am not one to cower to these new nimrods, actually one person pretending to e many just to give the perception that other agree with him. How else do you esplanade the same three people liking each other's posts LOL.
I don't start shit but I don't back down from it either. Go back and read silver's "review" with all it's info. I'm done til these new 'people' grow up anyway/ No useful info on here since they came on bullying people.
I can only assume by your lack of response, you ARE ok to people trying to out others so by welcoming that behaviour, all I can say is Good Luck my friend.
Always respected you and your posts but honestly thought you wold be one who would be able to stand up to bullies.

You want another 'quality' review like his?
Don't see Betty, farting Betty.

 

[JR16]

holy shit this place sucks now. if it's not a review, I and many others could not care less. save it for craigslist.

 

[CU4FUN]

It is no wonder no one wants to post here with idiots like this
Review board is going to hell with these type of loooooossssserrrrrrs

I so agree