Live Sex Shows in TJ?

[Kimmy996]

Nice routine! A guy would be happy being stuck in a "rut" like that!

 

[Pamela]

My last several times to TJ I have developed a late afternoon, early evening routine. Bang out a WG (SG) to take the pressure off then I go sit back and have a couple of beers and watch the show (Miami Bar) for about an hour then I go fuck another WG (Adelitas) - lasting longer because this is my secon shot of the day.

Then I catch a cab to get a massage at Azteca or VivaMex. I shower before the massage and after ( so the masseuse doesn't have to smell the sex on me for an hour- LOL) and I can actually have a real after-sex shower in TJ. Then I go back to the border, stop at the Duty Free store and buy a bottle of super bargain premium liquor (a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label for $43, my god!) and cross the border with an ear to ear grin feeling like a million bucks. Try it, what a routine!

 

[Hope]

Hey guys:
That is not a crazy to have a good straight massage in TJ.
Afterall , with all the Hot ASS in Chicago club and Adelitas , who does not
need an hour of total relax and legitimate massage ?
BTW, it is only cost 25 bucks. Good deal all around Bros.

 

[Hackman]

you guys are fucking crazy, who goes to TJ for a straight massage? Straight Massages along with TV requests should be banned!!

 

[Helicreature]

Hey burt:
For a $25 USD. straight good massage in either MP. is still a great deal
in TJ. In matter of fact, that is a steal in daylight .I paid an 1 hour massage
$50 bucks at La Tropa MP. No sex and that was not a good massage IMHO.
I was tired off TJ. MP. til now. However, I shall be back at the MP. scenes
very soon legitimate massage with right technique .
Thanks Bro.

 

[Kenny (:]

I've had good massages at Azteca. However, I go much more often to VivaMex (on Revolucion between 3rd and 4th) than to Azteca. Both places only give a straight massage, but I think the girls at VivaMex are better trained and have a better attitude.

 

[Margaret 003]

I only can go back so far, but there was once a donkey show in TJ. The problem was the donkey was a man in a donkey constume and it was all a farce. Before that, who knows?

 

[Riff Raff]

no dude the monkey show is for reals i saw it with my own eyes!

 

[[s0_ap]]

Donkey shows are urban myths. If these tourists are seeking a 'donkey show' they only have to look in the mirror to see a real 'Jack-Ass.'

 

[Sean Boy]

What About The Donkey Shows??? Why Do People say They Exist,They Do not??? Either They Do Or They Do Not Exist...

 

[COBHC]

Hey guys:
I just need a real massage and seem Azteca is the place
MP 25 USD in 1 hour is a good deal in TJ.
I shall try Azteca to see If it is true value ?

 

[MT07]

Burth Then Why Do So Many people lie on this and say They Saw a Donkey Show? I think Its More of A Myth and Legend.

 

[bella baby]

The MP hustle in TJ is the worst money spent in TJ. They get the newbies
and tourists. For a great non sex massage go to Azteca at 2nd & Revolution
3rd floor. Request a strong chicka. All the girls are petite so you need a strong one. I go to TJ EVERY weekend almost 4 years now and i go to Azteca
2 or 3x a month. 1 hr. $25 with a shower.

 

[kaciedeb]

right on, MPs in TJ suck!

I went to one and the massage was horrible.

Not only did they have a poor selection but the girl i chose (about 6 or 7) was coming in and out of the room every 2 minutes (probably to service some other poor bastards in the other rooms).

The room felt like a sauna, and i dont know about you guys but when my balls are melting from the heat i dont enjoy fuckin.

She kept pressuring me to fuck her and how she wouldnt get any money if i didnt, blah blah blah. She didnt make me feel good at all.

Needless to say I never went back.

 

[Radagast97]

Lot's of good informtion in this thread. There are no "donkey shows" in TJ. Adelitas and Chicago Club are good places for "newbies." Try Hong Kong for lesbian shows. Massage parlors aren't what they were a few years ago, so stick with bars. Internet escorts charge the most, but are the closest thing to a sure bet for a GFE (you do get what you pay for).

 

[ginger91]

Very accurate observations all around. In response to the question, I have never seen a live sex show in TJ, but I have heard legends - including the "donkey show". I believe them as much as I believe in the tooth fairy. Maybe others out there have more information on that subject. But, I always enjoy my own one man sex show, my show runs for hours all over the Zona.

 

[badboyeee]

one thing SDbigdogg88 forgot to include is to never, ever, ever give money to one of the poor kids begging for money.
Your heart will break when the poor bastard looks at you with sad puppy eyes, but resist the temptation. Once you give one kid money, no matter how little it is, 10 more kids will come out of nowhere and ask for more and will follow you for half a block.

Also the girls from the alley are cheaper yes, but you get what you pay for. Generally is one position only, if you want her toppless she'll ask for more $, and hairy pies (well taht may be a plus for you, but i like it trimmed hehehe).
also most of them will not do anything but lay there, and most won't get one top.

... at least taht was my experience

i hope you guys have a good time, im myself im going down there this monday

 

[Chris]

Wow! Thats a lot of good info and advice. I will follow it to the letter. Sounds like I will get the Uncle of the Year award...his mom will kill me but what the Hell, boys gotta grow up some day!

I did not think about the way to dress? Very smart. This "alley" sounds like I can find what I want. I plan to do a Saturday trip. I could go Sunday but seems more action on Saturday. I am sure I will return alone next time and try the Sunday trip bepending on how much I see on Saturday

 

[octavio247]

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[Alyssa D]

I am bringing my innocent nephew, just turned 18, from the Dairy farms of Pennsylvania to TJ. He will be with me all week in SD and thought an eye opening experience would do him some good.

Any good live sex shows?
Lesbien shows?
No animal stuff.

Any good safe massage parlors?
Or should I just head to Adelitas club for all my needs? Read enough to know stay with taxis to get around.