Lisa – West Island 953-9233

[Classy Granny]

Just wanted to give you guys a heads-up about this Craig’s List ad from Lisa in the West Island:

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/ers/918830014.html

She was advertising a couple of weeks ago and I took the bait (or as they say, took one for the team). She’s on Ile Bizard, in the house shared with Sarah who’s been around the West Island for years now.

On the phone she sounded great and said that her rate was $40 for 30min or $80 for an hour. Including the uh, manual release. Other options would be extra if desired. Sort of in line with an independent massage place. I told her I’d take the hour.

Got there and found she was a rather large (big boned and a bit on the heavy side but not huge) black girl. Seemed nice enough. She led me into the pitch-black room (and coming from the sunny outside I was pretty much blind) and didn’t tell me to watch the small step up into the room. Almost fell on my face. Anyway, right off she asked me if I was going to want to touch her as well, and I said that I probably would. Twenty bucks more she said. Okay, I agreed. Get comfortable and on the table and she’d be right back.

So I’m naked on the table and she returns. Wants the money in advance. (That’s really pretty rare in my hobbying experience.) I asked if she was serious and told her that I’d been to see Sarah there many times, but the last was about 2 years ago and that I’d never been asked to pay in advance. Doesn’t matter… she wanted to be paid beforehand. I got the money and laid back down. We started pleasantly chit-chatting. I told her that the feeling I as I client got when asked to pay in advance was that the service would be so bad that I wouldn’t want to pay afterwards. She said sorry, that wouldn’t be the case with her, but that she’d been taken advantage of too many times. (I should have seen the signs.)

I’d given her $100 in advance, with a bit of reluctance, but now expected a nice sensual massage and happy ending with the whole deal lasting an hour. WRONG! Twenty minutes into this she announced that I’d better hurry up and finish because there was less than ten minutes left! Huh???

Now she said that the hundred bucks was only for thirty minutes!! On the phone she’d told me 40 for 30 minutes or 80 for an hour. Now she said that I’d misunderstood and that this was only for 30 minutes. She said that she had to pay Sarah $50 per client and that she couldn’t afford to do a full hour for $100. (Gee, I wish I’d earn $50 per hour!)

All this caused junior to go and hide and there was no way there was going to be a happy ending here. No angry words were exchanged but I got dressed and left. I was going to post right away but for some reason she pulled her ad. And I didn’t see another post from her until just now.

My advice? Stay far far away from this ripoff.

 

[Mummy_to_one_and_bump]

Lisa

She claims satisfaction guaranteed. Did she say how she would guarantee it? Could you have gotten your money back if you are not satisfied?

The add says she is 5-7 120. From your description, seems she would tip the scale quite a bit more.

Thanks for taking one for the team, TimD.
(Who says there is no 'I' in Tim?)

 

[Punky (Eeeevil Atheist)]

Lisa

Well, she's definately more than 120 lbs... I'd say more like 150.

Funny, my link to her ad still works, but without the link the ad no longer appears. Looks like she's hidden it from view like she did last time. She posts it only while she's working and then removes/hides it.

I just hope people do their homework here before booking a session with her.

Oh, I don't remember that her last ad said satisfaction guaranteed. (Maybe it did, but I don't remember.)

 

[Marisa]

Lisa

TimD, I am so sorry that you got that type of treatment.... Maybe I have a little bit to much fun when I do massages, body rubs,teasing etc, but even if say it gets hot and heavy and the happy ending happens and there is still time left, I always clean up and then go back to massaging... Personally I think its actually better that way, because then stress is totally down and the massage feels even more relaxing.... But that's just my 2 cents... Hope the next one you go to treats you well......
PS- No I didn't write this post in hopes of getting more clients... Just stating a fact on how I feel about the situation...

 

[Robert D]

Lisa

She sound like a salon masseuse that is in it for the quick money. It is not your business if she has to pay $50 per massage for the place to do it in. What is promised should be what will be delivered. She earned herself some bad Karma by giving you a raw deal. I suspect that she has lost half of her potential clients from this bad publicity.

 

[erygzuss]

Lisa

Always always NEVER pay in advance. If the girl says she has been burned in the past, that is NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
My experiences have almost always led me to be burnt when I paid in advance.

And here is the official warning to any SP or masseuse or agency that does NOT deliver what was promised or inferred:

I will go out of my way to BURN you.
Imagine if your phone number was to be posted on CL in another city (not Montreal) with a message indicating $59 per hour FULL AND COMPLETE SERVICE.
Imagine what would happen to your phone line.


Mods... I apologize in advance if I am breaking any rules here. I am just frustrated and tired of being taken advantage of.

 

[Me!!!]

Lisa

Of course make sure to say "call collect" from the out-of-town locale...
Locally, knowing the address, I am sure that they will be having a yard sale posted at a future date, whereby countless local grunts show up for the $10 fridge and the $8 washer/dryer set, thereby rendering the day's fleecing of eforum.xxxites out the window.

Lies about her weight...lies about the pricing...gives poor and perfunctory service...What do you expect from the great unwashed in Ile Bizard, a low class Robert Campeau development that votes religiously for the laziest and least liked MP on the Hill, Bernard Patry?

 

[Declan]

Lisa

I went there a couple of months ago and it was the worst experience in my life. It should be our duty to warn everyone how crappy she is!

Check out my review:

http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39774

 

[trublu]

Lisa

NO WAY she is 120 lbs. when i met her she has a little flab hanging out of her jeans. |Sure she has huge boobs but she's more around the 165 lbs and not 120. Lady....get real. She gives average blow jobs and pretty much waists allt he time she can. When she left me in the room for 10 minutes to change..i made sure to stay another 10 minutes afterward for a massage. I also told her that I knew Sarah very well so if she had planned to fuck me over..she should walk out of the room and have sarah come and take care of business.