Ladies vs. Real Women

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Ladies Verses Real Women


Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."



Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?



Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.



Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.



Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.



Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.



Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.



And finally the most important tip!.....


Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

 

[nudangler]

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Well I am definately not a lady then lol!

 

[midwestboi]

 

[Mattyhehe]

LOL!

Digging those funky dancing rainbow bananas, Moonfairy!

 

[Seth398]

Hi Azalia [sm=wave.gif]

So glad you like those.

I like these as well, hope you do too.



Best wishes
Moonfairy
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[josho]

I love those, Moonfairy!! Here's some more ...

 

[syeqiunticaiakedh]

Many thanks Satori, they are now added to my collection. I just love them.

Best wishes
Moonfairy
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[Typical Teenager]

You're welcome!

Ahh, we seem to be thinking alike today (what else is new, right? ) because here's a fun one to mess with members' minds who have been posting after drinking too much!

 

[David Brown]

Best wishes
Moonfairy
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[Crispian N]

I love those!! Those are great!

 

[d in ny]

Check these out ...

 

[Kratnoff]

But I'm afraid we're being rather naughty and going [sm=offtopic.gif]. We'd better be good now or the 'mods' will be after us ...................


Best wishes
Moonfairy
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