Klarissa in Georgia straight

[bubbleyumm]

This was an interesting experience – she ads in the GS as Klarissa – older Eastern Euro lady. Kinda overweight but not too bad, looks decent enuf and is about 40. Big tasty tits and shaved. She ads as a massage so I get there and it is .8 for topless hj. I’m thinking this is OK. Massage is an hour and good. When I flip, she goes topless and lets my fingers all the way in….session was good HJ but she says more next time. So, I make another appt and this time it is straight into the bedroom – she takes it all off and we go at it BBBJ DFK and DATY, she will even do FSBB!!! No shit, she says that when people treat her nice, they become more than clients!! Now, since I know that this is not a miracle and I am not the only one, I do covered FS and then a facial…..went back a couple more times for $.

Guys, try her out and when you are there, be super polite and act you think she is super sexy – she DOES know what she is doing and you will have fun….but trust me on this, there is more to had if she likes you!!! Think of it as a fishing trip.....

 

[Singh]

oh shit ..here we go again ..

 

[Gia C]

Meaning what, exactly?
There's only one other thread on this lady, and it's pretty short.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Herb, I am assuming that what UpMyKilt is getting at is the mention of bbfs. He suspects, as do I, that we are about to feel the flames of those vociferous members of our community who will soon be chiding the mall lover for engaging in the dangerous and unwise act as unprotected sex with a 40-year-old SP. Just a wild guess, of course. This might wind up as a thread about the dangers of massage, but somehow I doubt it.

 

[xEmmywemix]

The only fishing trip like this that I can imagine involves you as the bait for a great white shark.

 

[Bizzi]

LMAO!!! Funny and well stated.

 

[Katie]

40- maybe 20 years ago. Was laughing my ass off at your discription.

This broad took one look at me and apologized for misleading me on her looks, and I am middle age, fat and bald. Told me she would understand if I didn't want extras and promised an amazing massage for 2 greens, so I stayed. Gives me shivers thinking about you going back, bout to lose my dinner.

Buddy boy, you must be seriously old and but ugly, cause I'm pretty bad and she cut her rate and apologized to me.

If you want a 40 year old eastern european, see Angelina in Burnaby. Not too bad looking given her age and a lot of fun in a bizarre sort of way.

Klarrisa or however you spell her name, nice lady but OMG. She is built like a sausage and looks late 50's.

Still laughing!!!!

To each their own.

 

[coolPINKISH]

So was the massage amazing?

 

[wannamcfranzwiththat]

I ditto American Male - very imaginatively visual and message-effective.

 

[Rasberry User]

Bareback Full Service = trouble and flames to come in more ways than one

 

[Loving My Baby Monkey!]

The massage was ok.

 

[MHMcHH #2]

Which is why I didn't do it!

OK, maybe she ain't that hot......but come on guys, everyone has a bad day, I mean hey, we have all had those horndog days where you would hump a warm roast if it had a hole in it.

 

[Jewels]

And remember, if the warm roast doesn't have a hole on it, you can always make a hole.
Just don't make it too big.

 

[May flower]

Oh you mean like the owners of holes who want 5 inch thick cocks because their holes have become too loose (my guess is from self-abuse or lack of exercise of that area)? Funny how the owners of said holes turn around and make it a deficiency of the average man. Figure that!

 

[AJ S]

Warm roast!!

Shit man, I've fucked rockpiles because I thought there might be a rattlesnake hidin' in 'em!

BT

 

[giddy penguin]

Well my openion about her is 100% different. she is a decent lady, gives one of the best massages, and at least she knows what she is doing. i am her client for 2 years, she never offered sex to me and belive me i am a good loking 32 years old guy, just her type. i think she takes her business seriously, and does make her clients comfortable.i went to lots of places before and i am glad i find her,body she does have great hands. I dont think being overweight is that important, maybe u all should look into the mirror for a minute and see no one is perfect.
I hope u guys will find another way to prove yourself that you still can achive an erection.If know heard of viagra its always an option. I dont think she belongs under escorts review anyway.

 

[Harley Drive]

Rockpiles, I love it - well, if the snake's mouth was wide open, then perhaps!

As for us being too hard on her - um, if you are in this or any business, it is up to your customers to rate you - and she does belong in escort reviews because......well, I think you can figure that out.

 

[aredsailjunk]

Bad Day??? By my count it must of been at least 4 bad days.

 

[twoasonesfl]

got a # for this lady...and can you elaborate on bizzare..appreciated.....

 

[airjarrod]

Damn you damaged, I never trust people that can count