Kendall SU

[Jiggadju]

Hello Everybody.

Like many of you,I browse all the fine sites/sights to be enjoyed at bcdarlings.com..Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.The photos of Kendall at SU,made Kendall the one for me.

I arrive at SU incall at 7 pm.I'm not concerned about other people going about their business in the neighborhood.The other people going about their business are not concerned with me.Once inside,Kendall greets me at the door and takes me to a nicely appointed room.The room had tall ceilings,a frame supported bed,tall windows with long curtains billowing in the summer breeze.

Kendall.The Kendall you see in the SU website is the Kendall you meet at SU.The SU website photos leaves out Kendalls'face from the smile up.The SU website photos do not reveal that;Kendalls'supremely tantalizing breasts are;"too good to be totally true"afterall.So long as implants are done in tasteful proportion and do not pose a health hazard to the implantee,I bear no objection.My lasting impression of Kendalls' breasts were the same as the website impression;creme de la creme.The rest of Kendalls' face was more than pretty enough to match that smile.The rest of Kendalls' figure was as seen in website photos with youthful,unblemished skin.

Kendall asked for the $160 fee,I gave her $180 because I just knew I was onto something good.I explained to her that the only way she could disappoint me would be to end the visit before the hour is up.
Kendall caught me by surprise with her enthusiasm and raging libido.We never got around to talking about rules & menu,I generally sensed out no kissing lips and didn't bother digits.Most SP"S do not do digits.Those SP's who do digits, put up with it at best.
Kendall gave me the thumbs up though, for a light taste of her nectar,which rendered me intoxicated with desire.From there,Kendall took over, with passionate cbj & cowgirl.All the while enjoying her heavenly bust.By 7:20 my libido was pleased & my mind was at ease.
Kendall left the room and came back with a cool damp cloth to lower my temperature and inadvertently recover my strength.
I was perfectly content to spend the remaining 40 minute trading massages ,socializing and generally bonding as friends in the afterglow.We did just that for about ten minutes.By virtue of Kendalls' enchanting looks and charming manner I was ready for another round.Kendall looked impressed and I jokingly remarked how I was already ready for,"next time".I was saying ,"next time" in the context of my next visit.To my astonishment,Kendall delightfully interpreted, "next time" as; before our one hour appointment was up.
Off we were on round#2 which was much like round#1 ,except more intense,more prolonged.Started with slow&tentative mish. ended with exhaltant doggie. Outstanding.

Looks:8.5/10
I suppose you have to look like a runway model to warrant a 10/10.My name may be Englebert Humperdink ,but I'm not Mr.Chippendales weenie-wagger material.I feel more down to earth and at home with myself with an 8.5 than a 10

Attitude:9/10
I suppose Kendalls' kind& gentle charms would have to be free of charge to garner a 10/10.Realistically,Kendalls' attitude could not be improved upon.Her attitude surpassed my most optimistic expectations.

Service:8.5/10
I suppose Kendall would have to be an extremely open minded GFE to rate 10/10.As a kind & caring person,I'm glad that Kendall is not an extremely openminded GFE.For Kendalls' health & well being and the health & well being of the community.Kendall provides her services with refined skill,sincere enthusiasm,generosity and raw libido.

Repeat?
Very sooner than later.Lifes uncertain.Things can change.Opportunities come then are gone forever.
I only had another $40 for an additional tip.Next time,I'll gladly bring more.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Someone should teach the ladies how to write a fake review that isn't so obvious; it can't be that difficult.

 

[sugar dust]

Steverino.
To you ,I pick my bag with contemptous indifference & wipe my ass with your pillow case for good measure.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This can't be good

 

[horsinround2do]

Hump:

Relax sunshine, it was a nice piece of creative writing you provided. I do agree it was a shame you only had $40 to tip at the end after the $20 tip before you started. Just curious how much would hve you tipped if you had access to all of your resources? Did you leave out any tips that were given during the session?

 

[Meagan]

I agree with steve...this review screams Fake!

 

[R S]

holy fuck you guys - give the guy a break.

i have it on good knowledge that the review is for real.

Now what are you going to say.?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've got a pillow case for you.

 

[Twilight fan!!!]

Thanks for clearing that up Hip, I was thinking it was a great review, very thoughtfully explained why he didn't give 10's etc. I don't think an Sp would even think of coming at it that way, they always talk about how clean/discrete it is IMHO. This guys only fault is knowing so much for a newbie, that may indicate a prior existence here on eforum.xxx, or he could just be a long time lurker.

I do recall a customer I had within the last few weeks mention that name and how noone had it yet. I encouraged him to grab it and if it's who I think it is, he will bring a very interesting and unique presence to eforum.xxx, so chill out and let him post more! Such as *cough cough* has he had any good massage experiences lately?

 

[Syd Barrett]

I was wondering about the review as well. It is certainly more detailed than we are used to and very well written. However, this scathing comeback tips the scales in favor of a genuine report by a real pooner. I hope you don't mind if I use it some day.

rickoshadows

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello again.
I have a response for each eforum.xxx member who has graciously posted a reply.
Before I begin that,I would like to state that I wish to leave this thread behind for others'to contribute their own findings;with regards to Kendall.I intend that the focus of this thread remain on Kendall.

Steverino.Steverino,do not take my scathing comeback personally.Like yourself,I'm only trying to contribute usefull,entertaining information for the benefit of the eforum.xxx community.I appreciate the humor in addressing me as,"Hump".I am very well versed in "Testosterone Talk",when the situation calls for it.
As for your curiousity regarding my details on tips?If only you had any idea of what kind of a dodgey karma,"hound from the pound"show;the North Island SP scene is.I tell you solemnly my friend,smart money for the SP scene is reserved for Victoria;even including the 6 hours driving & $70 gas.Up island,your one hour appointment lasts 20 minutes and you leave asking;"why?".In Victoria(if you do your research homework),your one hour appointment lasts 59 minutes and you leave spellbound,thinking;"Wow!!!!!!".I guess when I provided details on tips,I was trying to articulate my true & profound appreciation for the Kendall experience.Sharing with you an overview of the North Island SP scene,I hope to shed light with all readers on where I'm coming from.

Rafterman.Rafterman,I do not think this is such a bad thread.This thread has provided the eforum.xxx community with a measure of entertainment and usefull information.

Poontang Man.Poontang Man do not commit yourself to hasty conclusions.You have not heard the last from me.

Hipster Doofus.Hipster Doofus ,an honor to meet you.I extend my gratitude for all your contributions,which I've enjoyed as a lurker for years.The time has come for me to start giving back to the eforum.xxx community.

Massagegirl.Massagegirl,yes it is who you think I am.I phoned you 15 minutes after leaving the SU incall, to keep the commitment to our appointment booked the night before.Yes,I am the indulgent one.MSOG with the most attractive lady(IMHO)in bcdarlings.com;followed with a thorough working over by the Grand Master-High Priestess of Masssage.Both you & Kendall will be seeing me very sooner than later.The very best of both worlds helps rationalize 6hours driving & $70 gas.I'll have your review ready in 24 hours.

Rick o Shadows.Rick o Shadows,it's quite remarkeable how a few well timed & carefully considered words can assert ones' contentions and lay doubts & skeptcism to rest.

Any further doubters out there,I challenge you to see Kendall for yourselves and offer your own opion to the eforum.xxx community.In the meantime I plan to repeat the best of both worlds before August is up.

 

[Baileymonster. :]]

It is you Humperdink!! Welcome! I'm so glad you decided to join us, I found you to be the most unique, witty and eccentric client I have had since I first met Hank Quillian. With what fun you were, I was thinking of emailing you after our appointment to say how cool I thought you were(but i didn't want to appear to be sucking up), then I thought of reviewing you but I couldn't figure out how without giving out too much personal information, which I didn't think you would appreciate. Now I can say it here! You are one cool mofo! I even told a few friends about the "pepper", I was blown away by that! And I have been appreciating your "tip" ever since then...thank you!

BTW, don't feel you have to review me, I was just being cheeky as usual!

 

[Medori]

Her Adams Apple is pretty big though.

 

[Mr. Dan]

Welcome to eforum.xxx Mr Humperdink (although I wish your entry had a more auspicious welcome)

But do carry ON ...and dont let your first entry discourage you from adding your unique presence (as massagegirl puts it) to eforum.xxx.

A 6 hour drive for some pussy! You deserve a medal.