I would like to update the list as I recently toured some of the mentioned MPs.
Maham Beauty Salon: Has been closed down. It has relocated to Khada Market, under the name of We Care Salon, right above Hot n Spicy. Golden Touch and We Care are the same. The name Golden Touch is used to advertise on the internet and receive emails. I went to the MP in the mpternoon and was greeted nervously by an average to unattractive girl. She was the only one at the moment and since it was lunch time, the whole place stank of food. Not exactly the right ambience to put some one in the mood. I found it quite disappointing. The decor alone was only slightly better than British hair which doesnt say much. The quality if taking the only girl as a sample, doesnt not bode well for any future visits. Will not reccommend.
Smart Choice:
mpter we care I popped into Smart choice and what I saw shocked me to no end. I saw atleast 10, yes 10 guys sitting/standing in a tiny room! All age groups..... waiting!
by the way the rooms were full and they had trouble organising the inflow of clients. I spoke to the lady in charge and she said it was an exceptionly busy day. I saw a few of the girls and they seemed quite average. I honestly dont know how these guys could openly sit down waiting for their turn to get relieved, as if they were waiting for a doctors appointment. I was extremely uncomfortable in the room with all those other people. Discretion was non existant. Something was a miss. Either these girls are providing exceptional service or my eyes are going blind.
Now Everyone knows that these girls provide sexual services for a living, its their job. Now picture this you are going for a relaxing massage with something extra to enliven your day and relax your nerves. Instead you are treated to a situation I described above, like a dairy farm you are waiting your turn to get milked and move on. Considering these people dont, YES I MEAN DONT CHANGE TOWELS, you are basically going to be lying in the sweat soaked, semen stained, hair ridden, malodourous towel of previous clients. Oh did I forget to mention fecal matter. Also I dont care how much the girls wash their hands with water YES ONLY WATER AND NOT WITH SOAP, they would have touched/Sucked/Fucked 5 or more dicks before you, with the customers stench still on their bodies.
To top it of you are going to be sitting with unknown dodgy strangers who you arent going to start a conversation with. Prehaps you might know someone Reviewom work or a relation.....I believe the word uncomfortable would be a gross understatement.
Ashling: ars.shabby described it ideally as the worst mp. however one thing to note is that they do cater to gay clients with one or two male masseuse present at times.
Brit Hair: BH has become extremly popular in the forums despite numerous bad reviews. I would only like to share some complaints I have received Reviewom 2 members. The proprietor of the establishment Mr. K, Reviewequently calls clients to come back to his establishment. Now once in a while it would seem fine but some people are recieving calls everyday. This is essentially stalking and harrassing and would advise all people to be careful when dealing with him.
Secondly a close Reviewiend and member told me that he contracted a std (gonoreahea) Reviewom this establishment. He only asked for unprotected oral (no fucking) but still he contracted it. The girl according to him seemed fine absent of any signs/symptoms of disease, so please even if you are asking for oral please use a condom.