June 14th 2007 Tijuana Report

[Mike T]

HERE'S MY LONG REPORT!

...so I returned yesterday to redeem myself; first time I've ever had back-to-back trips so close together (8days); got there quite early, about 4pm, the earliest I've been there in a while, and WOW, the day shift dosn't mess around!

ALL KINDS OF ALLEY RATS... new ones, old ones, but a lot! Maybe now that its summer time, they know its tourist season and come out early?? Drank a bunch of cheap beers in one of the alley bars and picked out my first victim by about 6:30, and she SUCKED! (I mean that in a good way!) , CBJ sin ropa 25 + 5 for the room = $30, excellent service. Forgot her name; short, skinny, you know the deal, might have to f- her in the future...

ADELITA's had some bad ass ho's early on too, nice laid back atmosphere that early, but didn't pick one yet; went over to CHICAGO, and there were only like 5 girls in there, 2 were kind of hot, but me and my pal were getting the whole could shoulder vibe in there so we left back into the street...

...on a side note, if I were a little more drunk, I would have punched that tweaker piece of sh*t in the alley in the face. You guys know who I mean, he's about average height, maybe 120lbs, shoulder length hair, beat up face and jacked up teeth, perfect english; tries to middle-man deals with the alley girls to get five bucks from them I guess. "Hey you guys want some young ladies? How about this one over here? I can get you two at the same time..." damn, he's annoying.

...So its getting later, go back to Adelita's, perhaps one of the oldest bitches in there sits down next to me, waiter comes by and I tell him the usual "ella no tiene sed" (she's not thirsty). A lot of the girls laugh when I say this, but this old ho gets all but-hurt, "Are you gay or an idiot? I am working here!" lol!

I pick out this young, short, spunky cute looking girl. Forgot here name, medium skin, very light straight brown hair shoulder length, wearing yellow sun dress. Very cute naked, but I was dissapointed to discover her tits were fake, they were still maybe only b's; but I would have perfered if she had nothing instead of the plastic. She wasn't mean, but not really all that into it, I give her a C+, maybe a B- becuase she was cute. Later on, when sitting in the bar and scanning the talent, I kept thinking, "Oh I like that one!...Crap, thats the one I already banged."

As the night passed, I can definately say that the July Shipment of girls has come in; lots and lots of new ones... then as 9 o'clock came, onto 10pm, the NIGHT SHIFT started showing up and BANG BANG BANG each one was hotter than the last.

Finally at about 10:30 I picked out one I have actually seen in there for quite a while, but never got around to banging her, but I sure wish I would have, she was awesome! "Wendy" i think, a little taller than my average taste, but crazy ass skiny body, hot asian-ish face, I think she said her grandparents were from the PI, so I guess she's either 1/2 or 1/4 philipina. The outfit she had on last night hid her figure, but I remembered it from before, and when we got the room... BAM! sick ass lengerie (sp) that she looked nuts in, great bj, then she got naked and WOW... great fuck, A+... I'll be back for seconds and probably thirds.

GREAT TRIP, got the hell out of mexico before midnight and home by a reasonable hour. I'll be back maybe next month.

 

[twinmommy]

Barabus, you are reincarnation of the biblical Barabus ! short, sweet maybe, but ruthless report We need all kinds of reports. Thanks

 

[scaerdrys]

short and sweet report...

made a run sunday night, first time in several months.

Alley situation was bleak, not to many alley rats at all, noticed a few usual hotties were gone, no new good talent, the ones that were out were mostly fuglies.

Chicago was kind of depleted, too.

drank too many 1$ beers in the cheap alley bars.

ate too many tacos from a stand I hadn't tried before.

Adelita's had some new awesome hotties, but I couldn't decide, so I started off with one of my regular chicas; banged her straight for a full one hour session (yes I'm a stud), then got sick and had to spend the rest of the night sitting down and drinking water while my two buddies each tapped 4 girls.



can't win 'em all.

 

[I love Tacos!]

Mike Williams, Thanks for your detailed trip report. Yes TJ is relatively safe unlike the popular notion. I have found it safer than many places in L.A., Chicago, St Louis and Detroit. Compared to Detroit I think its a kindergarten

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yes, Thailand is the bomb! Have great memories about staying at the Nana Hotel, and then traveling to Pattaya beach.

 

[samAnThA]

Great report MikeWilliams, Thanks for sharing your experience with us. I'm sure its been very beneficial to fellow forum members. I really liked the fact that you stated that they "tolerated" you very well. This was the overall emotion I felt while I was in TJ as well. I firmly believe in staying within ones personal limits. I never offend or get into disputes on foreign soil, it just proves to be too great of a danger. And to answer zonamonster's question, no. This is was my second trip.

I never got around to finishing the finale of my trip. After going off the ADR, I made my way by foot to the street adjacent(or possibly perpendicular, I already had 4 beers) to it. I believe it was called, "Callejon Coahuilla" according to the map(http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=21911&d=1181328207) found on this forum. After some walking and constant "ChChCh" sounds coming from the street walkers(more like wallflowers) I settled on a lady standing in front of the Hong Kong club. I cut straight to the chase and asked how much and was told $20, not being familiar with what it meant I figured it would lead to a higher cost after negotiations. I read somewhere that for the SW to keep her top on and for a straight fuck, its $20. Anyway, she led me to a motel only a few steps away. Paid the motel frontdesk a $5 tip and off we went to the room. After getting undressed she mentions to me that for another $40 she'd give me the best bang for my buck. And since $60 wasn't really an issue for me I accepted. It truly was one of the best experiences I had in TJ of all my two trips combined. I don't recall her name as it was too complicated to pronounce, but she has a distinguishable mole above the left side of her lip. Her face was at least a 7.5 and body a solid 8, the overall experience was an 8 for sure. We tried different positions from cowgirl, to backside-cowgirl, to missionary and then to doggy. I came twice, switching condoms after the missionary. I figured with the way they negotiate prices, $60 was already high but I wanted to commend her on her performance so I tipped her another $10. Being that I don't often venture into TJ, I probably wasn't going to toffle the tipping scale much here anyway. Well, this concludes my TJ trip report. I'm currently in another country right now and I'll be posting a report shortly on the BKK section of the forum.

P.S - At the border(while entering the States), I asked the guard whether or not it would necessary to have a passport ready to return. I was told that in 2008 a passport would be mandatory. So don't forget to bring a passport if you intend on going after Dec 2007.

Safe Mongering to all.

 

[mustagme]

I also tend to favor Thailand.

However I was in TJ on Saturday, 6/9/07... and here's my report.

I also try to recant my trip so that others might benefit from it.

Earlier, I visited Tijuana 3-4 times, back in 1992.

This time I drove (from San Jose) to Tijuana. Driving took roughly all day, taking into account for traffic and the long distance. I did see the beautiful trolley cars in the San Diego area - as I recall they were not part of the picture back in 1992!

I did not have the pleasure of trying them, but they're worth a try!

After the southbound lanes of I-5 merge with the southbound lanes of 805, you want to keep driving. After about 15 minutes you'll notice a sign, "Last USA Exit/All Vehicles with Cargo". I took that exit. Then I made an immediate right, and parked at a fully fenced-in Parking Lot (that the Mexicoach buses use). They charged about $7.00 for 24 hrs, and there was no extra charge if I left before 10 a.m. Sunday, the following day.

They had security guards, too. Meaning a couple of guys who patrolled the Lot on their bicycles. Very low-tech, very low-key operation, but effective. And the whole place looked safe. And it was safe!

After parking my car, I simply walked through the border, by walking 2+ blocks from that parking lot. I also walked through the rotating gates. Yes, really, they make loud chiming sounds when the turnstyles are being used.

Interestingly, traffic from the US to Mexico was very light. About 60 people per hour, at the most, on that Saturday.

There were neither ID checks nor Customs checks. Only one or two Mexican cops kept staring at visitors from the USA. What were they doing there? Looking for hard-core criminals from the FBI's "100 Most Wanted"?

Once I was in Mexico, I took a cab to "downtown (TJ)" and, for the 5-minute ride they charged me $5. Walking all the way to downtown TJ would've been harder and a lot slower. My cabbie drove highly aggressively, changed lanes often, and took many risks I would've never taken. He spoke some English, but not more than 20 words.

First I walked into a barber shop, and asked for a haircut. The barber wanted only $5, and there was no waiting. The streets were crowded, but I was the only barber shop customer on a very busy Saturday night. As to cutting my hair, the barber did a great job. However the water (?) (he used to wet my hair) must have been sitting on his desk for many weeks, because soon after he put it on my hair, my skalp started to itch, and, despite washing my hair that very same night, the itch didn't go away for many days.

Then I met some great looking TJ chicks, and got to know them intimately. However that's a subject of another report.

Then, on my way back, I attempted to walk back to the border, but the street looked depressing. Why? Because, for one, the sidewalks in TJ, in that location, were in great disrepair. Meaning maintenance on those sidewalks must have been deferred for what looks like the last 50 years! And, two, it was getting dark. And, three, in some locations in TJ, you cannot be a pedestrian. In some locations in TJ there are no side walks, only wide boulevards with lots of cars. And speeding cars in TJ rarely give way to ordinary pedestrians.

However -- DESPITE RUMORS AND EARLIER THREADS TO THE CONTRARY -- on that Saturday night I never felt unsafe in TJ.

On my way back, once again I took a cab "to the border" and they charged me $5. Again, the cabbie drove aggressively, changed lanes like crazy, and took risks I would've never taken. He spoke pretty good English, and told me he had spent 2 years in the Los Angeles area, but didn't like it. Then we talked about the Mexican chicks and the $75 - $100 prices they charged. And about his experiences with them.

When we got close to the border, immediately, 2 or 3 boys (age 12-14) approached me wanting Greenbacks. When I said 'no' to them, they didn't seem to mind it. They just walked away. They were polite and non-aggressive.

At the US border, there was a large commotion. Lots of people! Like when you enter a football stadium, just before the Big Game is starting. People were everywhere! The gates, just like in a stadium, were controlled. People, 99% of them Mexicans, were streaming to the US in LARGE numbers. They were entering the US at the rate of approx. 4,000 people per hour. I could FEEL the nervousness of the Mexican people, nervously clutching their IDs and travel documents.

There were about 25 US Customs agents sitting there and checking everybody's IDs. Mostly work papers. Luckily, for me, the standing in line and the ID checking process took only 5-10 minutes. Had I crossed into Mexico by car, the wait to cross the border would've been 2-3 hours!

All in all, it was good to see that, financially, TJ has improved somewhat between 1992 and 2007. Many of their cars and minivans appeared to be only 2-4 year old (as opposed to the typical 20+ year old cars I saw back in 1992). As opposed to 1992, there were far more people coming to work in the US. However there were definite signs of poverty all over TJ!!!

However -- DESPITE RUMORS AND EARLIER THREADS TO THE CONTRARY right here on this forum -- on that Saturday I never felt threatened or unsafe in TJ. Of course, no cops wanted to shake me down for money. And, of course, everybody was helpful. They tolerated me very well... they even liked me, despite my lack of Spanish.

I speak only a few words of Spanish.

I hope this helps.

Mike

 

[Shep]

Was this your first trip ever to TJ?

 

[[804]kennyy]

Sorry for the late follow-up to this post. I had been exhausted by the time I got back to Cali after my trip to TJ. The trip in fact had been poorly scheduled as was my first trip. It was a rather "spur of the moment" deal, I had been in Cali for a few days and as a last ditch effort after receiving some high mileage lap dances from the dancers in City of Industries(no FS, just some heavy petting). I felt the need to dispense some protein . As a side note, if your ever in City of Industries you should check out a place called "Pleasure Dances"(its located right next to R&R Message. I'm sure you'd be able to find it via google).

So my trip to TJ was only a few hours, I had originally intend for it to be 2 hrs but ended up spending 3 hrs since it took me a "hella"(Cali speak) long time to get there(I wanted it to be worthwhile). As I mentioned before I originally read somewhere that from the TJ border it was possible to walk to Revolucion Ave, but being that Spanish isn't my native language I wasn't able to navigate myself there. I first walked a few blocks after entering TJ before I caved and hoped into a cab. The cabbie wanted 5 dollas to get there which wasn't a big deal, I paid the same to get back to the border so I figured its standard pricing.

I was dropped off at the halfway point on Revolucion Ave, I first chose to shop around so I walked along the ave(away from the arches) to see what the offerings were. If my memory serves me correctly it was around 9:30pm or so, I noticed there weren't any street walkers or wallflowers and started to feel a bit disappointed. I reached a point where it was mostly car shops at an uphill road, I'm not sure if that was the end of the strip or if there were more pathes to walk but I chose to turn back at that point. I made my way into a place called "Platinum Club", judging by how the establishments are. I was ushered in by some guy with a suspicious looking mustache(most clubs had "pullers" pleading for you to go in), I paid the $15 cover charge(which could have been a fools charge but I didn't care) walked up a flight of stairs to find one medium sized seforum.xxxe and several ladies just sitting around the couches. The place only had 3 patrons. Two were sitting by the seforum.xxxe, one was getting the stripper routine("buy me drink?") sitting by a couch towards the back, near the lap dance area. I sat myself down a few feet away from the seforum.xxxe so I could check out the prospects. The cover charge apparently covered a drink and also permitted a "buy one get one free policy". Anyway, I bought a mexican beer and laid back for a few minutes. There was a nice hot chica just sitting a few inches away from me on another set of couches and smiled at me when I glanced over. I smiled back thinking god damn I'd like to fuck her brains out. But she never came over, just chose to chat up the dancer next to her. I thought about asking her over but figured there were other younger and more willing chicas around. I slowly finished my first beer as the server brought over another one. The place was a bit empty I thought to myself as I sat up and glanced around the room. Someone from the far back of the club must have seen my head peering over the lazyboy couches and that's when I met Adelina?(not sure how it was pronounced, she had to correct me three times for me to even get it to remotely sounding like her name). She came over and immediately forced my hand on her boobs. God bless aggressive women who know what a guy like me wants. I squeezed and she gave off a fake moan(rather amusing). She planted her ass right on my lap and started small talk. We exchanged names, age, etc... She must have noticed that I was finishing up my last drink and was oogling the dancer on the seforum.xxxe as she spread her legs for all to see. Adelina, leaned over and chewed on my ear a bit then asked if I wanted a dance. She said "40 por 1 dance and 60 por 2". I thought to myself this isn't California so there's no way in hell I was going to pay that. She sensed the hesitation and lowered it to $40 for 2 dances. It was still pretty steep especially for TJ so I thought about it some more all while she was rubbing my pecker. I was pretty much at the point of explosion when I agreed to get a dance. We headed towards the lap dance area which I found to be exactly the same as the ones in Cali.There was drape that she closed after entering a small booth which could fit exactly two people. She undressed and started the usual two-step dance routine, while rubbing my pecker and complimenting it she grabbed my hand and guided it to her cooch. I started rubbing it while my other hand teased her nipples. Whether she gave an outstanding performance or genuinely liked it, I'll never know and frankly don't care. I didn't get laid and I still had a hard-on at the end of the two dances. I didn't want to suffer from a protein clot so I declined another dance and left. I don't know if these dancers can be taken out and fucked but I figured its probably doable considering this is TJ, Adelina claimed to be 22 turning 23 in 2 months but she had the face of a 27 yr old, her body was a 7+(pretty high on my ranking) and the attitude of a 25 yr old. I figured the prices they were going to throw at when I ask for take out would've been astronomical for a place like this so I didn't bother to ask. Off I skedaddled in search of a cooch that deserved some plunging.

I walked along the Ave a bit more, being hassled by the doorman at several clubs with pretty good gimmicks. Things must be really slow for a doorman to offer me "Five Free Drinks" at one of the clubs I passed. Anyway, I reached a place called "Pussycats" its located on a third or second floor. I recall passing it on my first trip and figured that for a place like that to be open for 4 yrs it must either be really good with customers or a really popular tourist trap(I found out it was the latter of my conclusions). No cover and nearly completely empty(might be due to a weekday or that the locales or more experienced traveler were just wise enough not to visit this place). Anyway there was only one dancer on a seforum.xxxe that was big enough to fit 5. I should have known better but decided to stick around thinking I'd get a better deal at an empty establishment. Some guy in a cheaply dressed suit came over and asked what I wanted to drink, I assumed he was the bartender or a waiter. I ordered a beer and he came back with a beer and a tequila shot. I'm asian and its pretty distinguishable but I asked "Que es esto?" he said, "free drink on the house". "Por que?" I asked, he said for being a customer. I guess I was just a bit paranoid and pushed a bit further and tried to find out why but seeing how empty the place was, I guess they needed the business. After downing the shot and the beer, he came over and asked if I liked the gal on the seforum.xxxe. She was average looking but after fiddling around at Platinum, I needed to expense some protein. The guy(probably the negotiator) asked if I wanted her for fuckee, suckee or both and that he could arrange for it to happen. I asked him how much and he said for both its $65 including a room. I agreed and he said that she'd be ready after the dance. He came over at the end of the song, and said that he'd lead me to the hotel. It was situated right down stairs, the awning had a British flag on it, "London something or other". As I went into the room, there were condom wrappers all over the floor as the guy tried to kick them under the bed. I wouldn't recommend staying there to the worst of my enemies. I caught glimpses of roaches crawling in the bathroom the size of a cellphone. I figured it was only temporary so I went along. Waited a few minutes and finally in came the dancer. There was zero communication(I didn't bother to get her name) just hand signals. She started with a CBJ and we moved onto different positions. From Cowgirl to Doggie to missionary. I just couldn't cum because her cooch was so lose it could probably fit a bowling ball. I shut my eyes and imagine I was doing the pornstar Houston(the broad that got banged by 500 guys, whose cooch might've been in the same condition) and finally came. I didn't bother tipping or even looking in her direction after the deed was done. The fuckin' room didn't even have towels or toilet paper. After turning on the lights in the bathroom I saw used condoms in the sink, bath tub and even on the toilet bowl, I was horrified. I washed my hand and pecker thoroughly and walked out. I decided to walk around a bit more as I was not satisfied with my last bang in TJ. When I reached the arch I headed left and noticed that there were plenty more action on that side of the road.

I'll continue next time as I am a bit tired right now.

 

[Negeshia]

Hey SWNinja, Thanks for your detailed post. Looks like you are writer in the mould of Fireballs writing in parts and in details ! just what this board needs. We look forward to your 2nd chapter !

 

[Hannah Iced Over]

We don't care about the planes, trains, and automobiles to get to the mongering, we want the human interest story of the mongering. How hot she was? How you made her beg for it? How you took a whole pack of viagra fucked, thirteen women, and woke up in the TJ hospital missing your kidneys.

 

[Sean Boy]

Greetings all, I don't normally post in this section of the board as I tend to favor Thailand. But with a recent turn of events I was in California for a while. I'll try to recant my trip so that others might be able to benefit from it. I've been to Tijuana twice(my first trip was several years ago) thus far.

The drive from City of Industries to Tijuana is roughly 2hrs and 40minutes taking into account for traffic and other road conditions. I found that most informative websites that I were able to google suggested taking the trolley from San Diego I have not had the pleasure of trying this but its worth a try.

Getting to Tijuana from City of Industries:
Generally taking I-5S which merges with I-805S. Towards the end you'll notice a sign, "Last USA exit/All Vehicles with Cargo". I took that exit which leads you to a short turn. Getting off the exit, I turned right and parked at the Car Park(same one I used several years ago). They charge about $7.00 for 24hrs. After parking my car, you can either take the free "Shuttle Bus" to Tijuana's "Avenido de Revolucion" or walk through the border by walking down 2 blocks from the parking log. You should reach the border crossing. Walk through the rotating gates(making a loud noise as its attached to some metals which will intentionally make a chiming sound when the door is used.) From there you'll again have two choices(one is for buses/taxis and the other is just to a road), you can either go straight or make a quick right both of which will lead you past the bordercrossing.

First stop, Avenido de Revolucion(ADR). I've read somewhere that you can reach it by walking but it was late aready and I was just plain too lazy. I hoped into a cab and took it to ADR, I paid $5.00 for the brief trip.

I was dropped off at what appeared to be the midsection of ADR. I walked further down to get a better feel for the location and to find out what was around. As it turns out ADR is only a few blocks long, I was a bit disappointed that only a hand full of places were open after 8pm.

I'll write more in a few hours, I'm a bit exhausted from the trip.