Jordan : Surrey / Vancouver Review

[Busy Mommy PM]

Jordan who majorily works incall from surrey, just recently moved to your joyce micro (the one that advertises japanese/chinese all the time on cl)

I couldn't find many reviews, and i was somewhat tempted by her pics (which represent her), so I decided to check her out.

Went to the joyce micro, (where tiffany (cecilia @ toms), kiki works out of), and got into the room and got a quick 10 min oil massage. Massage was average, not bad , but not spectacular. Flipped over, 2 min cbj, nothing special. Did a various positions, had to do hj after unfortunately (which is rare for me). See below details

Jordan is about 5'6, thin, tanned body. Decent face, nice legs, but body wise average. Originally if you look at her, she looks stunning. But once the clothes come off, the only thing going for her is her height, legs, and face. She's thin, but soft all over, with a bit of a tummy (very noticable when she's on her back), size A or B up top, but a decent face.

L = 7 (only cause she has a decent face... but rest of the body wasn't as great, saggy a/b cups, butt as average, slender legs, soft all over, as described above)
A = 7.5 (nice attitude, nothing to complain, was easy to talk to)
s = 6.0 (wasn't too impressed, she got tired fast, nothing really unique)


Overall repeat? No, for the same price, i rather do tiffany for the same service. Damage $.6, typical for this micro.

 

[Caboose]

Thanks SB11! This was a perfect review! You probably saved many of us some moolah!

Reviews like this are what make this board worth reading!

(Unless, of course, newbie SB11 is a disgruntled pimp who couldn't get Jordan to work for him and is now being vindictive. But I don't think this is the case. Any other reviews?)

 

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lols "disgruntled pimp" ....

i rarely review, since I don't often go to micros, and most of the members here are great in doing reviews. I usually play it safe and go to places with many positive reviews. I figure i'd contribute my 2cents since there wasn't much reviews on this lady to help everyone out pondering. Dont' get me wrong, she does have a nice face, but was quite disappointed when the clothes came off.

I've did a quick review on Tiffany (cecilia @ tom's before) on someone's thread since there was some confusion about who she is. (body is stunning!, S/A not so much)

No point of me reviewing Miko, since it has been done many times, and all have been quite accurate (very good S/A).

btw: she said she usually charges $$-$$.40 at her incall surrey location...honestly, i dont' know how guys can donate that much considering for that price you can get some really high quality eye candy with the same service if not better. I think a fair price for her services are $.4. Very average, nothing special.

 

[iojhyt675]

is this the one you're talking about?

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/376056722.html

 

[.pokey.]

So does this mean that she isn't working out of Surrey anymore ??? I was speaking to her the other day, but she cut the conversation short because she was going into the store... Never mentioned about working out of the Vancouver area???

 

[~<(8^D) Party!]

yups that's her. She's the one with the 4 webcam pics.

she "might" still work out of surrey, but when i talked to her, she said she's gonna work out of vancouver for now.

In regards to a guy answering, she's not independent anymore, she's working inside this joyce micro, where a guy always pics ups and arranges the appointments. All asian girls in there besides Jordan.

She's advertising lots now on CL just like the JAPANESE _ CHINESE ads you see all over CL (same place). Her ads have "SMOKING _ JORDAN " in it usually, with 4 webcam pics.

 

[Carrie K]

here tis

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[Michael Chauncey]

She is the blonde Jordan that used to work at Swedish Touch. She went Indy for a while with an incall on Helmcken and disappeared about 6 months ago after a controversy with a client who prepaid her (dumb) and she did not deliver. I believe the thread is still around.

She has gone back to her natural hair colour. Good looks but body is not firm. She is moody but ymmv. Would use caution because of past controversy.

 

[Brigitte]

she's working out of a micro now... just like mentioned, pretty decent face, but body is okay and quite abit of restrictions...

 

[Corey]

Surrey incall, prices are good value if service is there but more recent review would be nice about her incall