Joanne?@Diamond

[Drunk Chicken]

Hey Guys,

I have been pooning in Victoria for years and I have just now relocated to Vancouver and discovered this great resource.

I found an add for Diamond Bodycare on Hastings in the Straight magazine and went to check it out. I had never been to a massage parlor before and I was not sure what to expect. I went in the front door and was greeted by a cute blond girl who quickly brought me down the hallway to the last door on the left. The room was cozy with a shower and a masage table/bed. I gave her the .3 for the room and she asked if I would like to take a shower. I said no and then she told me to get comfortable. I was getting excited because the blond was just my type but then a tiny 5' asian girl came back with my change (I gave the blond .4) and asked me if I would like to take a shower before she got started. This time I said yes to the shower because I was regretting saying no the first time. I think she said her name was Joanna but I'm not 100% on that. I jumped in the shower and she disappeared for 5 min. When she came back I had just finished towelling myself off. She asked my to lie down on the table (ff) and she began massaging my back with some oil. She was wearing a halter over her small B cups and hotpants over fishnets. She couldn't have weight on ounce over 90lbs. She asked me if I had ever had a massage before and asked me if I knew what it was they did there. I played up my ignorance wanting her to tell me herself. She giggled a lot and said that she could give me breakfast, lunch or dinner depending on my tip. She wouldn't give me a dollar amount so I said I would give her .2. She was not happy with that and giggled some more so I said .4. She didn't like that either so I said I would give her .6 and that I didn't have anymore. Being new to town I didnt want to get ripped off. She said that she could give me breakfast for .6 this time but that next time I would have to bring more. She gave me a good massage for about 25mins, rubbing my leggs and brushing against my balls over and over again before she asked me to flip over. She got some more oil and started to rub my thighs and then grabbed ahold of my cock with both hands. I was really hard at this point and thankfull for the attention. She gave me a fantastic handjob and kept bringing her face really close to my head as if to demonstrate what I would have gotten if I had stopped at the ATM. I tried to time my climax so that I came on her face but I just missed her. She didnt stop right away but made sure she massaged all the cum out of my cock. She helped me clean up and then offered me another shower, which I took.

My questions for you veterans to the vancouver scene are:
Does this sound like an average encounter at a massage parlor?
Was I ripped off, did I under pay or was I right on the mark?
Can you send less then $ if you dont want to pick up a hooker?
Has anybody else met Joanne (if that's her name) and what was your experience like?
I am interested in any tips you could give me.

Thanks

 

[Valarie]

Not sure about the other diners on this board (I have very limited AMP experience as I tend to favor indies = less overhead with room fee), but MP/AMP menu offerings can range from a simple h'orderve to all-u-can-eats depending on your wallet size.

But I usually eat at home first before I go for a massage

The rates you were quoted are within range of typical rates around here. If your "eating" out dollars are tight, there are a small handful of other "micro" diners (search Massage forum) where you can spend just a titch over $ for a decent full dinner, where the waitress loves to lick your dinner bun, and where you may even get to get 2nd and 3rd helpings of the main course if the waitress likes you

And as you prolly know, Vancouver is a city known for its variety of restaurants. In fact, eforum.xxx started as the Pacific Escoffier Review Board .......

 

[lovelove11]

This place is run by a former Butterfly MP girl, Maya (malay/indon). She is a nice person and is good service altho a bit older. also has new GS add I noticed recently.

Her place at times have some nice younger girls. I would imagine for the summer only... there should be some newer and interesting students working there to make some spending cash. Expect 150+ for dinner with them (same for hotter 1s & white girls). Otherwise most amp can be 120.

This area has about a 1/2 dozen amp places to check out within 1 mi. So keep looking if not happy. I agree with Kato indies are better more interesting, better value IMO in general.

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

Yup, simple math. The $.4-.6 room fee could be the difference between having breakfast and the full meal deal dinner with an indie. Also I really really dislike AMP/MP massage tables as they're narrow, tall and hard. Indies usually provide a massage table and regular bed (or just a regular bed). Again, whatever floats your boat.

 

[Jaena]

Indie sound like the way to go. Fortunately for me I enjoy women of all creeds and colours. Variety is the spice of life.

(singing)
I could fuck about a million girls..
A million girls indeed.

I could fuck a Spanish girl..
A chinese girl..
A Swede.

Yes I do enjoy all kind of women, but I especially enjoy the smaller ones.
Could you recomend any indies in my area and price range that fit that description.

 

[Teoshe]

I heard they have some beatiful room. is that right?

 

[Ufo]

Diamond Bodycare has just reopened after a brief holiday. As of today, it's ready to rock your sox off, especially if you choose Maya, the bustiest cute little asian sweetie around! The other girls in the fresh lineup look good too, but I just can't seem to get enough of Maya. The theme rooms are very nice, and the girls are friendly...without attitude! I know I'll be a repeat. Check it out for yourself.

 

[mex.reyes]

Make sure you tell Maya to turn off the CCTV recording system to your room, unless you don't mind her BF jerking off to your performance afterwards!

Yes, it's true!