citrine_dream
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I looked out my bedroom window this morning and low and behold there sat my stalker. Weeks and weeks now she's been perched in that tree, peeking in my window. So, this morning I decide to go see what's up widdat!
I think I caught her by surprise cuz she wasn't wearing much when I yelled up at her. This sexy little black dress, some heels and it didn't look like a whole lot else. Turned out to be true lucky me. So's I says "Watcha doin'?" as politelike as I could to a stalker. She says "nuttin'" so I says "come on down" she says "nope" so I says "I'll come up there and git ya then" she says "go ahead, see if I care"
I'm not much of a tree climber but I figures if she can make it up there, so can I. I huffed and puffed a bit and went and got a ladder and finally made it up to more or less where she was. At least I could see her legs from where I was .. too high to touch them, but I could see them.
She says "need some help?" I says "yep, sure do" She slid down the tree and damned if that little black dress didn't slip right off. Next thing yanno, I'm nekkid too. Now this is kinda embarrassin' cuz we're in a tree out in my front yard.
Oh well, make do with what you got, I always says. What a fun time. Jessi is a good looking woman. I've never been real big on tats and Jessi has a few but they were cool. I asked who the masked bandit was, thinking it might be Jesse James, the bandit, but she said it was her, the other Jessi James. It was pretty cool.
I think I surprised Jessie with a couple of my more practiced moves .. which have an increased level of difficulty in a tree and I think she had a good time, but in reality, you'd have to ask her.
GR8 value for money in my opinion, as always, YMMV, her contact info is on her web page, http://www.jessijames.org as well as all the other info you need.
Repeat? oh yea ... there was that damn connection/chemistry thing .. it was fun
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I think I caught her by surprise cuz she wasn't wearing much when I yelled up at her. This sexy little black dress, some heels and it didn't look like a whole lot else. Turned out to be true lucky me. So's I says "Watcha doin'?" as politelike as I could to a stalker. She says "nuttin'" so I says "come on down" she says "nope" so I says "I'll come up there and git ya then" she says "go ahead, see if I care"
I'm not much of a tree climber but I figures if she can make it up there, so can I. I huffed and puffed a bit and went and got a ladder and finally made it up to more or less where she was. At least I could see her legs from where I was .. too high to touch them, but I could see them.
She says "need some help?" I says "yep, sure do" She slid down the tree and damned if that little black dress didn't slip right off. Next thing yanno, I'm nekkid too. Now this is kinda embarrassin' cuz we're in a tree out in my front yard.
Oh well, make do with what you got, I always says. What a fun time. Jessi is a good looking woman. I've never been real big on tats and Jessi has a few but they were cool. I asked who the masked bandit was, thinking it might be Jesse James, the bandit, but she said it was her, the other Jessi James. It was pretty cool.
I think I surprised Jessie with a couple of my more practiced moves .. which have an increased level of difficulty in a tree and I think she had a good time, but in reality, you'd have to ask her.
GR8 value for money in my opinion, as always, YMMV, her contact info is on her web page, http://www.jessijames.org as well as all the other info you need.
Repeat? oh yea ... there was that damn connection/chemistry thing .. it was fun
5.75 FLAKES outta 6