Review - Latina massage in Flushing
Waste of my time. I had read somewhere that this Latina spa was a good place for a "nice massage," of the mongering kind, in Flushing. Went yesterday - I guess it was just me but I made a series of errors.
First - I really don't know much spanish - and they knew un poquito english - so we had a bit of trouble communicating, but then one of the 2 girls had enuf english to say yes massage $60. I was offered a choice, 1 girl spoke no english but was in a hot skirt showing tits that were too big for my liking, so I went with the other one who spoke a little english...my error!
Afterwards, when I reflected on initial conversation - I think the first girl who spoke almost no english answered my request for a massage with "massage or sex" but I assumed I heard wrong and said massage. Uh - oh.
ok, so I went into the back area after paying the 60 - and I should have made sure of what I was getting before paying, but as I said, I'd read that it was worth going to. So I was taken to an area with a door, that then had 3 booths, but we were the only ones there. Should have stopped then, but nope, I had blue balls and wasn't thinking clearly.
So I stripped and laid face down on table, no towel taken. She came in and started massage, so I figured, ok, she said nothing about the lack of towel so should be ok. A very so-so massage, not awful, but I figured this was a good sign as when I've been to latina spas in past, the massages aren't usually that good, but the services are very good. While she was massaging, I continually brushed my hands against her, and she never pulled away - good sign I thought. Then at one point - as I was on my stomach, she stood in front of me so i wrapped my arms around her waist and held onto her ass, no resistance, good sign right? guess again!!!
As I was about to slide my hands into her jeans, the door opens and her partner keeps walking in and out - first to use bathroom, and then who knows what. SO everytime she came in, my therapist - Veronica - moved my hands away and backed up. Then ultimately the other girl comes in with another guy and goes into next boothe. They start talking in spanish, he strips and makes some sounds which sounded ok to me... but that was pretty much it.
She finishes my back, barely a slight tease (i think) to my ass - though she'd been rubbing it during massage nicely (but not sensually). She says all finished. I get up and say what about in front, and I also point to my chest and speciffically to Johnson, she smiles says OK and leaves. She comes back in only this time completely draws the curtain (another good sign!!) and has me flip. I still don't have towel on, she does my arms, chest and front of legs and all done. I say, hold on, and point to my johnson, she laughs, says u ok, I say sure and point to my dick agian. She says something I don't understnad, and leaves!!! I figure she'll be back, no dice.
I eventually get dressed once I realize she's not coming back in. Once I'm all dressed w/ my glasses back on, that's when I notice the one who massaged me has taken off her outer jacket - and is awfully pregnant!!! After I dress she comes back in and escorts me to front. I say, I guess I misunderstood, she says that's ok and smiles. I give a $10, cause she did try to at least give a massage and I leave dumbfounded.
Now, that doesn't mean that someone else won't get more, esp from the other hottie and esp if you know more espanol then I do.
This place is located on 3rd floor above a hair salon and internet cafe on 2nd fl (I forget what's on first floor). Address - 135-19 Roosevelt Ave.
Damn, you can get a really great legit massage around the corner - if not across the street for $25 - $30 bucks for an hour, so that's where I went next.
The best part of my experience at this place - ??? can't really think of one.