AVOID! AVOID! AVOID! AVOID! AVOID! AVOID! AVOID! AVOID!
Guys I don't what to say, this could have all been avoided, but I was being foolish.
1st mistake: Looking for a massage with extra's under the Therapeutic section of CL. Although a lot of scams on CL, sometimes you can find good ones... Not today
2nd mistake: She has no idea which ad you are talking about on the phone as she has posted so many in different sections (more on that later)
3rd mistake: Paying her, and allowing her to separate me from my jacket
These were rookie mistakes and I am ashamed I made them.
So I call "Jenn" and she tells me she is somewhere near Sherbrooke past Lyola campus... I had to call her 3 times to find the actualy address. I should have just given up after the first call. I get to this Percival street which is nice and quiet, and pull up in front of her house... All the windows were bordered up and no lights on, she made me come in the side door. I get in and and it's super dark I could barely see her, she then asks for my jacket and while holding it tight she tells me that I must pay before I see the basement. Out of sheer curiosity, I pay her and walk downstairs. It's a complete shit hole, and I've seen some shitty places before. It looked like a junk yard. All types of car parts, car seats, couches, random junk everywhere.
I started to get nervous and asked to use the bathroom, I get in there and it was a disaster. floor soaking wet, garbage bags laid out and no toilet paper.
She then tells me to get naked and lie on the table. The clothes seemed fresh out the dryer but that didn't mean they were clean...
She started the massage, and she was wearing this outfit that made her look like Wesly Snipes in the blade movies. I as soon as she touched me I threw up a bit in my mouth, something was wrong, very wrong... I jumped up and told her I felt ill and needed to leave. She then told me I should see a doctor, and that I should go. This was exactly 5 mins in from me walking in the door. I demanded my money back ($120) and she said it was impossible, that she already paid her boss and that I could come back and she'd continue for free... I should have left then, but then I heard something upstairs and didn't want any trouble. I then decided I might as well stay and see how it goes (MISTAKE), I then make it as uncomfortable for her as possible and tell her that I just got back from Cuba and had diarrhea all week, and that if she massaged my stomach i'd probably shit all over the table, and that I was very sorry.
She then proceeds to give me a horrible massage, and I start to notice how big her hands were... She then asked me to flip. In the dark I could see she did had tits, but it was a horrible boob job... she then starts working on my dick, and I ask her about the 2 finishes. She then get's defensive and tells me no where does that. She would make me a deal $60 for a second time, even though we agreed on 2 finishes when I paid her. She started calling me crazy saying that's not done in the business, and I told her that we agreed on it, but she made it out that I was a fool... She told me I couldn't stay hard or cum because it was all in my head. I'm pretty sure that it was because I was in some fucking scary basement and it felt like I was being sexually abused.
She then tells me she has 60 regular clients who beg her for only 1 finish and pay double, as well as 50 casual clients who only want the massage. All athletes... That I was the only one who reads wrong... again we agreed on this as I was handing her the money.
I tell her to take down her top, and feel them and they are cover with hair, more hair then my chest. I instantly go soft and throw up again in my mouth... She was a MAN. A FUCKING MAN. I pushed her off of me and start to get dressed. She/He keeps telling me that I was trying to hold back my cum and that's why I went soft. I wanted to yell out that it was cause SHE WAS A FUCKING MAN, but my mouth was full of barf. I spit it out in the toilet, and asked for hand sanitizer, he told me gave me a cloth that smelled like clorox to wipe my dick, and i grabbed the bottle and it was an X Brand clorox wipe. I told him and he called me crazy saying that I have never been to the pharmacy and that's what they sell. What the fuck.
I then saw he had a roll of paper towel but he refused to give me any, he then handed me a sheet that felt like a cloth and it was smelt like the sheets, I grab the pack and it was dryer sheets. He then became defensive saying I was being difficult. With my glasses on I quickly noticed that she had all the signs of a street walker such as a large sack of those free condoms they give out. I put my foot on the couch to put on my sock and he said not to that he BABY SITS CHILDREN DOWN THERE! I looked in the corner of the room and there was various gumball machines. Someone should call child services as she states she available 24hrs a day.
I stepped around her and took my shit and made for the door. He then ran ahead and faked like he was telling someone that it was ok, but you could see through the crack it was a little dog the entire time. I stormed out and could see him staring through the window at me.
I couldn't get away fast enough.
Honestly I've had a few reviews here and although lately have not been as active, but believe me when I saw this was the most traumatic experience I've ever had and came home and threw up for 20 mins. It's almost enough to shock me out of hobbying... I only tell you guys about this so that no one makes the same mistake.
Guys I don't what to say, this could have all been avoided, but I was being foolish.
1st mistake: Looking for a massage with extra's under the Therapeutic section of CL. Although a lot of scams on CL, sometimes you can find good ones... Not today
2nd mistake: She has no idea which ad you are talking about on the phone as she has posted so many in different sections (more on that later)
3rd mistake: Paying her, and allowing her to separate me from my jacket
These were rookie mistakes and I am ashamed I made them.
So I call "Jenn" and she tells me she is somewhere near Sherbrooke past Lyola campus... I had to call her 3 times to find the actualy address. I should have just given up after the first call. I get to this Percival street which is nice and quiet, and pull up in front of her house... All the windows were bordered up and no lights on, she made me come in the side door. I get in and and it's super dark I could barely see her, she then asks for my jacket and while holding it tight she tells me that I must pay before I see the basement. Out of sheer curiosity, I pay her and walk downstairs. It's a complete shit hole, and I've seen some shitty places before. It looked like a junk yard. All types of car parts, car seats, couches, random junk everywhere.
I started to get nervous and asked to use the bathroom, I get in there and it was a disaster. floor soaking wet, garbage bags laid out and no toilet paper.
She then tells me to get naked and lie on the table. The clothes seemed fresh out the dryer but that didn't mean they were clean...
She started the massage, and she was wearing this outfit that made her look like Wesly Snipes in the blade movies. I as soon as she touched me I threw up a bit in my mouth, something was wrong, very wrong... I jumped up and told her I felt ill and needed to leave. She then told me I should see a doctor, and that I should go. This was exactly 5 mins in from me walking in the door. I demanded my money back ($120) and she said it was impossible, that she already paid her boss and that I could come back and she'd continue for free... I should have left then, but then I heard something upstairs and didn't want any trouble. I then decided I might as well stay and see how it goes (MISTAKE), I then make it as uncomfortable for her as possible and tell her that I just got back from Cuba and had diarrhea all week, and that if she massaged my stomach i'd probably shit all over the table, and that I was very sorry.
She then proceeds to give me a horrible massage, and I start to notice how big her hands were... She then asked me to flip. In the dark I could see she did had tits, but it was a horrible boob job... she then starts working on my dick, and I ask her about the 2 finishes. She then get's defensive and tells me no where does that. She would make me a deal $60 for a second time, even though we agreed on 2 finishes when I paid her. She started calling me crazy saying that's not done in the business, and I told her that we agreed on it, but she made it out that I was a fool... She told me I couldn't stay hard or cum because it was all in my head. I'm pretty sure that it was because I was in some fucking scary basement and it felt like I was being sexually abused.
She then tells me she has 60 regular clients who beg her for only 1 finish and pay double, as well as 50 casual clients who only want the massage. All athletes... That I was the only one who reads wrong... again we agreed on this as I was handing her the money.
I tell her to take down her top, and feel them and they are cover with hair, more hair then my chest. I instantly go soft and throw up again in my mouth... She was a MAN. A FUCKING MAN. I pushed her off of me and start to get dressed. She/He keeps telling me that I was trying to hold back my cum and that's why I went soft. I wanted to yell out that it was cause SHE WAS A FUCKING MAN, but my mouth was full of barf. I spit it out in the toilet, and asked for hand sanitizer, he told me gave me a cloth that smelled like clorox to wipe my dick, and i grabbed the bottle and it was an X Brand clorox wipe. I told him and he called me crazy saying that I have never been to the pharmacy and that's what they sell. What the fuck.
I then saw he had a roll of paper towel but he refused to give me any, he then handed me a sheet that felt like a cloth and it was smelt like the sheets, I grab the pack and it was dryer sheets. He then became defensive saying I was being difficult. With my glasses on I quickly noticed that she had all the signs of a street walker such as a large sack of those free condoms they give out. I put my foot on the couch to put on my sock and he said not to that he BABY SITS CHILDREN DOWN THERE! I looked in the corner of the room and there was various gumball machines. Someone should call child services as she states she available 24hrs a day.
I stepped around her and took my shit and made for the door. He then ran ahead and faked like he was telling someone that it was ok, but you could see through the crack it was a little dog the entire time. I stormed out and could see him staring through the window at me.
I couldn't get away fast enough.
Honestly I've had a few reviews here and although lately have not been as active, but believe me when I saw this was the most traumatic experience I've ever had and came home and threw up for 20 mins. It's almost enough to shock me out of hobbying... I only tell you guys about this so that no one makes the same mistake.