Its XMas - Don't forget your favourite MPAs

[LittleB]

I have a few regular MPAs that I frequent when I can. I have known all of them for a few years and truly enjoy their company on all levels.

I try to give them modest gifts at XMas or on their birthdays.

One of them told me she really likes Tequila, so I bought a pretty good bottle when I was travelling in Texas and brought it to her last Saturday night for XMas. She was visibly delighted when I gave it to her at the beginning of the session and excused herself from the room. She came back a minute later with 2 glasses and said we should enjoy a nice drink before the session. We each had a large shot and then proceeded to have the hottest session I have ever had with this lady. After we cleaned up, she said lets have one for the road and we enjoyed another drink. I am sure those of you who followed with her that night had a better than usual time.

I had such a good time that as I was going home on the 401 that night I realized that I had not paid her for the BS. This is the 3rd time I have forgotten to pay a lady, but in the other cases I was just outside getting in my car so going back was not difficult.

Most of us tip the postman, barber and others at XMas and although some of you will say MPAs make more than enough I know they enjoy the thoughtfulness of the gift more than the actual gift itself so show those ladies you feel are amazing you care.

 

[livie]

Since you posted this in the Outcall forum, should I surmise that you are looking to give your favorite a one hour session with an escort?

 

[LeeV18]

But what if you don't care?

 

[angel G]

It's an MPA... not your gf. You're paying her to service you!

 

[lemily014]

Nothing gets by you, huh ? I believe ronnnie covered that already. I agree, in that, gf's birthday's are more special 'cause they only have one per annum ...

 

[eri]

 

[ishita]

Tip the postman? That's a new one.

 

[hockeybeast88]

Laughing Rosie's Fucking Ass Off!!!

 

[Its hard living off rice]

GlavaMan has the answer.
Gift Suggestion For that Hard to Buy For Lady!

 

[manny]

Hmm a bottle of Tequila Vs: Money, let me think about that for a second...?. Alright I have thought about it long enough, I'll take the money.

How do you forget to pay, and did you end up going back to give her the money?

Merry Xmas everyone!

 

[Drake]

This is one way to skip the tip. Bring a cheap gift to please a nice
MPA and she would hesistate to remind you of the tip after the
session ends.

To a MPA a tip is far more essential than a gift
like a drink. It is not that they don't value their ties with their
regular clients. I too once in a while would bring a gift to my
regular MPAs. To my regular MPAs getting a tip from
me is never a concern because I always leave it at a spot
they can see before I head to the shower at the beginning
of the session. And I have little doubt that it is the tip
not the gifts that brings me good mileage.

 

[mike1942f]

please don't be like one of those stupid guys that falls in love with someone who is only with you b/c you are paying for them! lol don't get them a gift for xmas.. u are already making their chirstmas by paying their salary! people please wake up, they don't care about you!

 

[oregano13]

i think its nice when a client gives me a gift! a bottle of wine or chocolates is always nice, and i do care about my clients! i have friendships with my regulars, and am always happy to see them, and a few have brought gifts for me for x-mas which was a nice suprise for me. i dont expect anything extravagent, or anything at all, but its a good way to make your regular mpa feel nice about herself.

 

[Morgaine]

Nice.

Hey poolio, I like the song solitude.

 

[Texasgirl]

Why not drop of a gift basket for the spa instead? I once brought in a barrel of KFC to one of my favorite spas around Christmas. Dont laugh, it was appreciated.

 

[Yhyamhmd]

Xmas is a time for sharing with people who are important in your life.

IMO there's nothing the matter with offering a small gift to a favourite MPA in the spirit of Xmas.

My gifts have been accepted graciously and very appreciatively.

An experienced client isn't hoping for better mileage, a relationship or anything else.

What I get out of giving is a nice feeling, a warm smile and a big hug

 

[-Karma-]

In Soviet Russia, MPA tips you.

Sigh, if only people would just do their jobs without expecting a bribe.

 

[Punisher]

What a great idea.

I was so inspired that I decided that this was a much better thing than giving to the United Way, Sick Kids, Unicef, Terry Fox or the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.

This makes it so much easier.

Thanks.

Geesh.

 

[Liz]

ronclark started a supposely fun thread that's in tune with the holiday spirits, unfortunately it brings out too many asses from the other camp.

 

[Noelle D]

Expressed with the biting and insightful wit of Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde.