Chat It was awful, it was funny, I was too high, I have no regrets

[UsefulIdiot]

I decided to try sex while stoned a few days ago. At 7 pm I ate a 40 mg sativa brownie and then had dinner. The high came on strong about an hour later. I wanted to go to a spa, but I wanted to be a little less high than I was. At 10:15 pm I abandoned that idea and headed out the door and had what seemed like a long walk to a spa. I will withhold the names of the spa and the MPA. What a spooky experience as I headed through the boarded up backdoor, up the stairs to be greeted by an MPA and led down a long, barely lit hallway of curtained off “massage” areas.

We got to a dingy, private room, I paid $40 for 30 minutes, and we discussed services. I asked how much for 69 and FS, she said $100, but when I went to pay, she made cute and asked for another $20. Not wanting to disappoint her, I gave her another $20. I then looked her over, from my THC stupor, and realized she was very overweight, late fifties, small tits, big flabby ass, and an ugly face. She looked like one of the female characters drawn by the cartoonist R. Crumb. Oh well, I was too high to try to back out and go to another spa.

The MPA gave no tease whatsoever. She just opened the condom that I brought and tried to put it on me before I was hard. She kept up a CBJ until I went from limp to soft. She then got on top of me for 69. Her pussy tasted of K-Y. I did enjoy fondling her ass as she sucked me, and I got a little harder. She then lay on the table and told me to fuck her missionary style. I pointed out to her that I was not ready, so she beckoned me to her side and started an HJ. She was facing me at first and then turned over and used two hands to jerk me along her fatty flank. I pumped away into her hands and fat fold for a while and then she moved back to missionary position. We fucked for a while, but I could not get off. Eventually I asked her to get into spoon position and I jerked myself off while fondling her bum. I fondled her pussy and then decided to stick my finger in but accidently put my finger in her bum. It took a few moments to realize this. The MPA had no objection and I kept fingering her ass until I came.

She cleaned me and her up with some wet wipes and then left the room. She said nothing, so I just assumed it was time to go. I got dressed and just as I got my shoes on she returned. She offered me a massage, which I gladly accepted. It was good! As we finished she made some awkward attempts at being friendly. All in all, it was a good experience to have while high. I would not repeat when sober. Next time I try this I will use a much lower dose of THC. Later on I felt sad for the MPA. It looks like life has not been kind to her.

 

[Dabs]

Edibles are best used at home when you can't sleep. I've never not been high for a session, but never edibles.

 

[BmH6769]

I decided to try sex while stoned a few days ago. At 7 pm I ate a 40 mg sativa brownie and then had dinner. The high came on strong about an hour later. I wanted to go to a spa, but I wanted to be a little less high than I was. At 10:15 pm I abandoned that idea and headed out the door and had what seemed like a long walk to a spa. I will withhold the names of the spa and the MPA. What a spooky experience as I headed through the boarded up backdoor, up the stairs to be greeted by an MPA and led down a long, barely lit hallway of curtained off “massage” areas.

We got to a dingy, private room, I paid $40 for 30 minutes, and we discussed services. I asked how much for 69 and FS, she said $100, but when I went to pay, she made cute and asked for another $20. Not wanting to disappoint her, I gave her another $20. I then looked her over, from my THC stupor, and realized she was very overweight, late fifties, small tits, big flabby ass, and an ugly face. She looked like one of the female characters drawn by the cartoonist R. Crumb. Oh well, I was too high to try to back out and go to another spa.

The MPA gave no tease whatsoever. She just opened the condom that I brought and tried to put it on me before I was hard. She kept up a CBJ until I went from limp to soft. She then got on top of me for 69. Her pussy tasted of K-Y. I did enjoy fondling her ass as she sucked me, and I got a little harder. She then lay on the table and told me to fuck her missionary style. I pointed out to her that I was not ready, so she beckoned me to her side and started an HJ. She was facing me at first and then turned over and used two hands to jerk me along her fatty flank. I pumped away into her hands and fat fold for a while and then she moved back to missionary position. We fucked for a while, but I could not get off. Eventually I asked her to get into spoon position and I jerked myself off while fondling her bum. I fondled her pussy and then decided to stick my finger in but accidently put my finger in her bum. It took a few moments to realize this. The MPA had no objection and I kept fingering her ass until I came.

She cleaned me and her up with some wet wipes and then left the room. She said nothing, so I just assumed it was time to go. I got dressed and just as I got my shoes on she returned. She offered me a massage, which I gladly accepted. It was good! As we finished she made some awkward attempts at being friendly. All in all, it was a good experience to have while high. I would not repeat when sober. Next time I try this I will use a much lower dose of THC. Later on I felt sad for the MPA. It looks like life has not been kind to her.

Why you say that, you just being kind to her
Try the Faded gummy 30mg each/ pc. fussy cola is the shit. Thank me later

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Edibles are best used at home when you can't sleep. I've never not been high for a session, but never edibles.

I have had good times with sex with Sativa edibles, but that was six hours after ingestion. This time I was screwed up the timing as well as the dose. But I got a story out of it. It is generally a good idea to stay home with edibles. A few times I have gone for a long walk while high - I got lost on streets I know very well, I have been nearly hit by bicycles and crossing busy streets was dicey.

 

[xtc27]

I decided to try sex while stoned a few days ago. At 7 pm I ate a 40 mg sativa brownie and then had dinner. The high came on strong about an hour later. I wanted to go to a spa, but I wanted to be a little less high than I was. At 10:15 pm I abandoned that idea and headed out the door and had what seemed like a long walk to a spa. I will withhold the names of the spa and the MPA. What a spooky experience as I headed through the boarded up backdoor, up the stairs to be greeted by an MPA and led down a long, barely lit hallway of curtained off “massage” areas.

We got to a dingy, private room, I paid $40 for 30 minutes, and we discussed services. I asked how much for 69 and FS, she said $100, but when I went to pay, she made cute and asked for another $20. Not wanting to disappoint her, I gave her another $20. I then looked her over, from my THC stupor, and realized she was very overweight, late fifties, small tits, big flabby ass, and an ugly face. She looked like one of the female characters drawn by the cartoonist R. Crumb. Oh well, I was too high to try to back out and go to another spa.

The MPA gave no tease whatsoever. She just opened the condom that I brought and tried to put it on me before I was hard. She kept up a CBJ until I went from limp to soft. She then got on top of me for 69. Her pussy tasted of K-Y. I did enjoy fondling her ass as she sucked me, and I got a little harder. She then lay on the table and told me to fuck her missionary style. I pointed out to her that I was not ready, so she beckoned me to her side and started an HJ. She was facing me at first and then turned over and used two hands to jerk me along her fatty flank. I pumped away into her hands and fat fold for a while and then she moved back to missionary position. We fucked for a while, but I could not get off. Eventually I asked her to get into spoon position and I jerked myself off while fondling her bum. I fondled her pussy and then decided to stick my finger in but accidently put my finger in her bum. It took a few moments to realize this. The MPA had no objection and I kept fingering her ass until I came.

She cleaned me and her up with some wet wipes and then left the room. She said nothing, so I just assumed it was time to go. I got dressed and just as I got my shoes on she returned. She offered me a massage, which I gladly accepted. It was good! As we finished she made some awkward attempts at being friendly. All in all, it was a good experience to have while high. I would not repeat when sober. Next time I try this I will use a much lower dose of THC. Later on I felt sad for the MPA. It looks like life has not been kind to her.

...truthful review... & cautionary tale!

...no wonder u couldnt get hard... usefulidiot-Jr telling u... “no, no, pls no...!” Kudos 4 suppressing name & spa...

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Has anyone else accidentally put a finger in an MPA’s ass?

 

[BmH6769]

Couple of higher mileage milfs I met b4 at semi (early 2000) let me slightly stick my thumb in, just a lil bit of the tip, after I made their pussy soaking wet

 

[BmH6769]

Has anyone else accidentally put a finger in an MPA’s ass?

Accidentally no, intentionally yes

 

[Magicmon]

Haha nothing like a MPA who is unphased by a sudden finger up her butt

 

[bumzbumz]

LOL I am surprised your high didn't force you to walk away after your inspection

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Has anyone else accidentally put a finger in an MPA’s ass?

Yes, once. I was about to try DATY but she said her last client was too rough and she was too sensitive, but I think she was really on her period. When she was doing BJ I reached around to finger her and she said it was ok. Afterward I smelled my finger to see if she was actually on her period, but I got a different smell than I was expecting.

PS: "fatty flank"

 

[UsefulIdiot]

LOL I am surprised your high didn't force you to walk away after your inspection

In that state of mind the awful became really funny. If I were sober I would have fled.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Not accidentally !!! sometimes I do what she does to me... you know who I'm talking about!!
ha ha

I had my tongue there, but not my finger. You must have got her really relaxed, she is small back there.

 

[BmH6769]

I had my tongue there, but not my finger. You must have got her really relaxed, she is small back there.

You guys have a common GEM?! Envy you 2

 

[UsefulIdiot]

You guys have a common GEM?! Envy you 2

There are some MPAs out there that have good looks, good personal engagement and great service. For honest and un-exaggerated reviews follow @Caliguy , @xtc27, @Bigusdickus, @SJRich1973, @DarkDutch and myself. I am also a fan of @Picko Lime, but I do not get the same level of service and price that he does. Apologies to anyone I left out.

 

[cupcrazy]

There are some MPAs out there that have good looks, good personal engagement and great service. For honest and un-exaggerated reviews follow @Caliguy , @xtc27, @Bigusdickus, @SJRich1973, @DarkDutch and myself. I am also a fan of @Picko Lime, but I do not get the same level of service and price that he does. Apologies to anyone I left out.

maybe a backroom deal is needed to get all those extra services and lower fees ha ha.

 

[xtc27]

There are some MPAs out there that have good looks, good personal engagement and great service. For honest and un-exaggerated reviews follow @Caliguy , @xtc27, @Bigusdickus, @SJRich1973, @DarkDutch and myself. I am also a fan of @Picko Lime, but I do not get the same level of service and price that he does. Apologies to anyone I left out.

...thx, bro!

​

• Sabrina made me PL believer.
• Kelly confirmed it.
• I got MORE mileage than he did, IMHO.
  • well, I dont go 4 rimming, but ...
• Sabrina gv me 45 min oral bliss = $100... incl room.. in-fucking-sane... PL just got 30 ( but rimmimg)
• Kelly added kissing/ licking head t2 toe 2 tittyfuck, HJ, pussy time... again, mebbe he asked 4 some stuff I dint... $60 tip...
  • Kissing / licking only I got, not PL
• Without PL... never woulda met these girls

...on whole diff level... real gems out there... everywhere... WHAT A GR8 COUNTRY!

...so Im a believer... sure, he evaluates beauty diff from me... I like Asian spinners, hes into more buxom chix... so what? And I think all these rimmers he finds... well, you dont stick your ass in the air, u never no!

...not into rimming, keep my ass down... lol!

 

[Al27]

female fat fold fucking

 

[SJRich1973]

There are some MPAs out there that have good looks, good personal engagement and great service. For honest and un-exaggerated reviews follow @Caliguy , @xtc27, @Bigusdickus, @SJRich1973, @DarkDutch and myself. I am also a fan of @Picko Lime, but I do not get the same level of service and price that he does. Apologies to anyone I left out.

The feelings are mutual. I tried your recommendations too. So far it is 2 out 3 for me....he he he...I like most was Cherry of Dahlia. This is where you appreciate youthfulness versus beauty as you have described. She does not have a top notch face and body, but being young made the difference. The not so full blown body of a woman and exotic look will have you excited. But most all....What I learned from that encounter...was that...my package maybe big but not huge. Damn...UsefulIdiot.

As for Picko Lime, first of all...thanks for all his reviews....The first time I tried one of his postings....It was a miss for me. Hey, it is not the same for everybody. One of these days, I'ill see Kelly of Greenway. This is one of Picko Lime's newer findings. It is also backed by xtc27. It must be good!

Hobbyist....Stay safe, healthy and most of all spend wisely.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Thanks @UsefulIdiot for the laughs!