I overworked myself and Jade

[remember us]

Yo, whad up to all eforum.xxxs.

This will be a review/field report of Jackson’s micro

Aight, this is how it all started. I intentionally drove out to Richmond and made my way to Chapters on No. 3 rd & Ackroyd. I called to see if any chicks were available. The person on the phone said yes, and their names were Vivian and Jade. So, I ask for the address, which he gave. Just so happens the apartment was within 2 minutes from Chapters/Save-On Foods area.

I found the joint and called again to let me into the apartment. I perhaps waited for about 5 minutes until a young ass asian girl opens the lobby door for me. She was wearing a black one piece dress. Her hair was dyed red and face looked very young and cute. She was perhaps 5’1 or either 5’2 in height and about 115lbs. She told me her name was Vivian and is Chinese.

Her and I took the elevator to the 2nd floor to their apartment. We got to their unit and the place was what I thought it would be. A complete mess! Vivian said that Jade was servicing a customer and would be another 20-30 minutes. I said o.k. and I’ll wait to see what she looks like before I select one of the girls. Vivian offered me a seat in the living room and some water. She and I chit chatted for a little. We were watching the typical Chinese gangsta/triad movie, Young and Dangerous 3, one of my favorites.

About 15 minutes has past and Jade comes out and Vivian goes into the bedroom to finish the job. The customer had wanted individual attention with each of the girls. Jade sits down next to me and we talked a little bit while watching the movie. Jade is about the same height as Vivian but lighter in weight. She was wearing a white halter top with white sweatpants. Jade’s hair is very short with red highlights. I’m not a fan of short hair but she’s absolutely adorable. She happens to be Vietnamese.

All of a sudden, I get crazy idea in my head and asked Jade, if she and Vivian would want to smoke a big fat ass blunt. She says, sure and we wait for Vivian to come out. About 10 minutes has past and Vivian finishes the job and comes out wearing a pink tee and jeans with her hair completely soaked.

Finally, lets smoke! Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. How many micros/brothels do you know where you can smoke weed with the working girls? This was absolutely hilarious for me. Here I am sitting in their living room talking, smoking, laughing, and some banging a little later on.

After smoking some weed, a potential mishap could’ve occurred. I suddenly felt extremely light headed and beads of sweat are rolling off my head. I’ve had this feeling before and this is not GOOD. I don’t think the water that was given to me was spiked with anything. I’ve must have had a bad reaction to the weed or the cigarettes. Hell, god knows. I was really worried. I’m asking myself “what the fuck are you doing, smoking weed in a brothel with the working girls”. I was ready to BLACK OUT! If I was going to black out, I wouldn’t be surprised if the girls robbed my ass. But that didn’t happen. I eventually recoverd by breathing through my nose and exhaling through my mouth. All this time, Vivian was on the phone and Jade was stoned watching the movie. Whew, thank the big guy upstairs for this one.

We hear the door open and a Chinese brother has food for the girls. Him and I small talk for bit and he leaves very quickly. By now, I’m still stoned and fucked up beyond all remembrance. Make no mistake about it, I came here to fuck some young 18 year old pussy. I wasn’t going to leave until I’m happy. I said to the girls that I’m ready to shower and selected Jade, who would assist in my shower.

We shower together but was kind of a lame ass attempt. She was busy admiring my nice body, especially my abs. Goddamn it. I came to get serviced. Finished up showering and onto the over shagged bed. By now, I’m feeling horny and happy.

She proceeds to get on top of me does some body to body rubbing, kissing of the neck and some tugging on my power tool. I reach around with my left hand to tease her clit. I then tease the entrance of her pussy with my middle finger. Without notice, I quickly jabbed my middle finger in her and she reacted with a slight scream. I find her g-spot and the tugging of my fat dick stops completely. I jab my index finger slowly and I can hear her take a big inhale of breath slowly. More poking continues, g-spot rubbing, and talking dirty to her. After, a few minutes my two fingers were soaking wet and rubbed some more clit. Again, I quickly jabbed my middle finger in her and this time she jumped away and says that hurts. Whoops, my bad. From there she decides to go give me some head with a condom. The bj she was giving was mighty damn fine. I had to hold back my load because the real fun didn’t even start, so I asked her stop for a bit. After that, I said it was time fuck. I started porking her missionary in a slow sliding motion which she seemed to like. I raised her left leg up and began licking her toes which was kind of dirty while maintaining my pelvic thrusting. Next , I doggied the crap out of her which was one of her favorite positions. Now, I was ready to finish the job and went back to missionary. At this point it was complete chaos because I was pounding away ‘seek and destroy style’. I blew my man goo and it felt almost like I was on mdma(ecstasy) for that brief moment. Man, I was absolutely depleted, spent, gassed out, and still ripped out of mind.

We lied on the bed for a while longer and talked, and cuddled for a bit. She commented that I was perhaps her best customer up to date. I said “whatever, ya probably say that to some of your other customers’. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don’t try to sling that shit on me. However, she’s one helluva fuck because she’s so petite that I just want to dominate until she says something HURTS.

We later cleaned up ourselves and lied on the bed some more. I’d ask to get a message but Jade referred Vivian because she’s better. I told Jade to send her in and I’ll be on my way shortly. Vivian gives me a massage which was only o.k. but hey, I’m already one happy camper.

Later, got dressed and paid up($150, $10 tip). Jade and Vivian were eating their lunch at that time. Jade kept commenting on my abs and said that I had a really nice body. She said, “he has abs all the way down to his dick!” while eating and talking to Vivian. I merely thank her for the complement and it was time to go.

Said my goodbyes to the friendly girls and left. While leaving they said, "please come again” and I said, “ of course!”

That was perhaps the best high I had with weed and sex at the same time. Memories.

 

[dynollis]

Does anyone know if Tammy or Vicky are still there? Anyone have an experience with Tammy lately?

 

[som]

Very nice, Datdude. U 'Da Man!

Jade is a fun one. I was actually driving over there today when I decided to check out Anna's micro instead.

FYI, promise Jade the tip up front and your mileage will improve (it will help if you get her to verbally commit with the tip to the specific actions you are looking for).


One of these days I will have to head there at somewhat off hours to try an extended duo with Vivian & Jade both (although I suspect from Jade's comments that Vivian discourages some of the extras Jade will occasionally offer - DFK, etc.)!

 

[Pompal 09.]

datdude:
Wow, it is a good review with all those details. I do admire you that you can stone out of your mind and still fuck like hell. Enjoy life while you are young and strong.
p.s. I never able to get great erection while I smoke grass. Don't know why.

 

[Anthony W]

Datdude,

You went off this week!!! Enjoy man!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yo, whad up to all.

I was just at bachelor party on the weekend and had some good times. Two girls were performing for the party with 3 separate shows and door prize would be presented to a lucky son of a bitch.

The performers names were Carmen and Lexi. Carmen was short, very pretty, extremely tanned, shaved, with dark brown hair and cute tight body on her. Lexi was dark, 5’4, very nice curves, blonde hair, and shaved as well. Both girls were very HOT. I ain’t exaggerating. They made the whole penthouse smokin’ with their tightass bodies and pretty faces. GOD DAMN!

I would give more details about their performances but I wasn’t the guy getting married. All I can say is after all three shows, there was nothing more important than to here my name get called out for the door prize. The door prize consisted only a blowjob with the two foxes.

Right to the drawing of the door prize. The first name drawn and the lucky guy had to turn down the offer because he had to leave immediately. Too bad.

Now for the redraw. Low and behold. Guess who was the lucky motherfucka. That’s right. DATDUDE was called upon. Yeah, baby. Time for these girls to earn their money because one of the groomsman told me this duo were some high priced dancers/service providers.

Got to the bedroom and one of the other groomsman immediately says, “not that Datdude, again.” I had won a previous door prize on a different bachelor party. Lucky me.

The groomsman left the bedroom and I quickly got undressed. I lied down on the bed and spread my legs while Carmen gave me some rubbing and tugging to get me hard. Lexi planted her hard titties on to my face which I proceeded to lick and caress the rest of her firm body with my hands. I say got hard pretty quick and Carmen placed a condom over my dick. She suck the shit out of me. I’d say I lasted roughly 10 minutes. These girls were good at what they do. Real professionals.

After blowing my man juice. The three of us cuddled together. Carmen cleaned me up. Small talk for a little bit and tipped the girls $10 each. I walked out of the bedroom grinning from ear to ear.

From there I had to tell my story to the unlucky guys who didn’t win. Yeah, baaaaby!

Then later, I had to drive some guys to a micro because most of the guys were either drunk or intoxicated in a different manner.

I was already in Richmond which is where this descreet micro is located. The house was very clean and large. The girls working there, were only Korean immigrants. They can barely speak a word of english. Of the 5 gals I checked out, I'd do only 2 of them. Then again, it could be different on another night. I'm sure all you eforum.xxxs and lurkers know that its a hit or miss situation.

Oh, by the way. I didn't bother selecting any Korean meat. They didn't look all that interested when I saw them, besides I already won the door prize from the party. So, I let my buddies take them on a test drive. Some of my boys were pleased and some felt the girls need to trim that bush. What is up with Korean girls not grooming themselves?

I hope you enjoyed my story and my highlites of my week.

Yo, I've given a new nickname for myself: D.Piddy(Door Prize)

 

[Temmah B]

lmao

i would of blacked out







i can't do anything when i'm fried.




hats off to you for keeping it together and finishing the job man

 

[gwan]

Thanks. Much respect.

 

[Cathy :)]

great review~~ u r lucky

 

[Luis O_O]

Yeah and your favorite song is "A need a SP (girl)"

LOL

 

[Gary Y]

great read Datdude!!!

keep it up dude

 

[Amaretta]

Datdude,great review. FYI next time spark up some"Kali mist",an almost pure Sativa with just a hint of hash to it,its hard to find,but worth it

 

[SammyD]

Don't you mean Salvia (Divinorum)? If you do, you have to be extremely careful with that stuff? You will be lucky to know where you are let alone getting a bonner.

 

[Robert W]

wow, wilde knows everything....you are the MAN...

 

[Lil P:)]

no wilde,Kali mist is a"Pure" strain of Sativa,well almost,it does have some hash plant genes in the strain. wilde,what exactly is Divinorum?

 

[Daddybear]

"Sativa and indica are different varieties of the same species. A single plant can be pure sativa, pure indica, or a cross-breed of the two. Most varieties of good street cannabis are a cross. Plants are frequently bred to have a combination of the short height of indica and the clearer, less stony high of the sativa." So I guess it is just one strain of weed.

"Salvia divinorum is a soft-leaved green plant, native to Southern Mexico, which contains a powerful psychoactive chemical known as Salvinorin. S. divinorum has been used traditionally in Mexico for healing and divination and became available in the underground psychedelic culture around the world starting in the early 1990's. S. divinorum is also known as "la pastora" / "the shepherdess", "the leaves of the shepherdess", "diviner's mint" or "diviner's sage", and in context simply as "Dalvia". There are many species and varieties within the genus 'Salvia' and plants commonly found in garden stores are almost certainly not S. divinorum unless specifically labelled as such.

Strong effects can be difficult to attain from smoking dried leaf, but extracts and potency-bred leaves can cause dramatic, sometimes frightening, and completely enfolding entheogenic mind-states. Many people who try S. divinorum do not find the effects at all pleasant and choose not to repeat the experience. Salvia divinorum is traditionally used by chewing pairs of leaves. Modern use includes both smoking and chewing the leaves. When the leaves are chewed, the quid and bitter juice are held in the mouth to increase absorption."

Legal ststus: "Salvia divinorum is uncontrolled in the United States. This means all parts of the plant and its extracts are legal to buy, sell, cultivate, and possess without a license or prescription. If sold as a supplement, sales must conform to U.S. supplement laws. If sold for consumption as a food or drug, sales are regulated by the FDA." Therefore, probably legal in Canada.


Bigd, not quite.