Hurry Last Chance For Girl Students to get Diploma

[Sunflower @)->-]

Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Oct. 3, 2010
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

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Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. :lmao:
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? :hehehe:
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. :dunno:
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. :dumb:
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. :thumb:
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM



Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program :lmao:
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? :'(
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.




Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! :ashamed:
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. :
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. :roflcopter:
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . :rofl:
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself. :bleh:
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. :roflcopter:

 

[Godless Heathen]

Too GooD.... :rofl: :lmao: :hilarious: Repped :lmao: :rofl:

already forwarded to all my GF's :rofl:

 

[cpelpuboizjiwcego]

^^ :lmao: :rofl: :roflcopter:

 

[seven]

You didn't really rep me, did you :u

Edit: that was for xXx

 

[Sims3Freak]

hyeah:hyeah: :rofl::rofl: :clapping:

 

[Nix]

U know it, dont you :u

 

[aisty]

:hilarious: :roflcopter: :rofl: