How to introduce my boyfriend to my parents? Need answers quick?!?

[Corii Zenberg]

So, I'm 15, okay your probably, "Why the heck does this child need to worry about this crap?!" Well, I shouldn't but I have to... My parents are really...really...strict and embarrassing. They know nothing that my boyfriend and I have done, and NO THAT IS NOT SEX lol. Let's just say I'd be grounded till I am 18 if the caught us just giving a goodbye peck. ~.~'' . Exactly.

My house is gross. My dogs pee all the time because my parents never let them out, so... they go in the house, and then they never clean it. I'm never home, I try to never be. So, they wait until I'm home to clean it. 'Cause I'm a clean freak. My bedroom is the only clean place in the entire house! That's not normal. And... I'd be legitally killed if I brought him in my room which is on the second floor. Lol. And my parents both are compulsive hoarders. Mostley paper that I'm not allowed to toss. UGH.
Now, the other reason is, their embarrassing. My mom is extremely pushy and because she has impared hearing **yes she can hear but she does have hearing aids.** she says the wrongs things because she thought we said something relevant to what she said. And... Believe me, being stared at like your stupid isn't great... And my dad is very anti-social and awkward which is where I get mine. And it's awful... i don't even like having any of my friends over. i really don't.

Please no hate... I just need help... what should I do?? .
My boyfriend is 16 **he's a junior due to his birthday and the cut off date. he'd be a sophmore if his birthday was a little earlier.
I'm a freshman by the way too.
And we've been dating for 6 months since the 17th .