HOw Old is Too Old ???

[princess_amber777]

Thanks for the tips fellows! I will post my trip report here when I return!

 

[Empress Jan]

Krappee,

If you want to see the old and unusual, walk East on the alley, turn right (South) up Constitucion, then right (West) on Arturo 123 Fuente, right (North) down Ninos Heros, then back right on Callejon Coahuila. You will see grandmothers, homeless, eating disorders, and every other novelty you can imagine. I rarely even walk on Coahuila since it's almost like being on Revolucion (for tourist only).

HK and AB are the only bars with decent numbers of women in them during the weekdays. Maybe 4-5 in Tropical. La Chavelas, Malqueridas, and others in the alley are usually empty. Don't even have to mention Chicago. I agree with goodquestions11 that AB is better than HK during the day if you're looking to hook-up. However, HK has better dancers.

I would highly recommend Edith and Marisol in front of the Edwardo Hotel. .30 for everything IMO is the best deal in town. During re-load, I like the shaving cream show at HK. You can have a great time for a few Washingtons. Make sure you wear a short sleave shirt. Download the free drink coupon from the internet and write your email address on the back. It will save you $4 on your second drink.

Looking forward to your report,

dirtemail

 

[farhad]

IMHO most of the bars are just about the same during the day. It's more about the bar during daytime. If it looks cool I'll stay and to each their own. If they're playing beautiful spanish or english music I'm staying. You will still get a lot of attention from chicas so that's good. There's no where to hide but still some guys don't get any love. Sorry guys if they all want a piece of GQ LOL! Anyhow the daytime is great. Personally I prefer AB over HK and is not even close anymore. Plus they don't ask any of the guys standing up to buy a drink. Just my observation. I save money and I touch too much.

 

[dull_sux]

I don't know if I have an age limit. But if I need to carry her upstairs that's where I draw the line LOL!

 

[sunlightsky]

No idea, I always went there on mostly weekend, and at night. I'd be walking by some of the corners when pitiful hags would proposition me. Just walk around that area slowly kicking the tires of the girls. They will reach out to grab your hand

 

[Nuge]

Where do these seniors hang out? In the alley? In the bars? I have seen some ugly old fatties at AB, but I think they were about late 40s tops....

Also, what does anyone recommend for a monday day time. I should arrive around noon and leave before 5 pm. I plan on checking out the usual haunts, HK, AB, and the alley. Any good day time spots?

 

[solsolbi]

The ones that quoted me $10 in the past then dropped to $5 when I laughed, my guess is you will not be able to get it up and you will puke during the experience. Looking forward to your report.

 

[elijah F]

$5 ? JESUS CHRIST. I have yet to see a senior citizen like that in TJ. I am going this Monday during the day. I will definitely partake in a geriatric hooker just to notch it on my cum bucket list.

 

[TweetyBird]

There appeared to be a good number of SG's North of 55 just on the outskirts of La Zona on this trip. They don't even start out at $10 as OCHobby indicated. Asking price is $5, and it's scary when they latch on to your shirt sleave. They all look like the phone sex granny in one of the episodes of Beavis and Butthead.

I think they're too old and too young when their diapers are visible under their school girl skirt.

 

[motherofgradn04]

I don't believe that is the discussion as I read the OP's post.

 

[Kara S]

The discussion is, is there an age limit on women you'd pay to poke?

 

[Gazeebo]

7]Assuming a woman is capable of becoming pregnant, how old would you say is too old for her to bear kids?

And for guys, same question?

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Houston we have a problem; that topic is being covered by the "Parenthood Forum"...

The results are in from the survey asociated with this thread HOW OLD IS TOO OLD; 87% of responses
said ; You are too old to be a Hooker: when you have to remove your dentures to give a blow job !

 

[RayHere]

Assuming a woman is capable of becoming pregnant, how old would you say is too old for her to bear kids?

And for guys, same question?

In answer to the question, I think its hard to determine for myself since there are so many factors that can affect ones decision.

Young people are typically not financially or emotionally prepared for parenthood, yet having kids as an older person could be problematic and one cannot help thinking if you will live long enough to see them grow up, finish school, marry, and make you a grand parent if thats their choice.

I dont know, but lets discuss this.

 

[Cathy]

I'd give her a bukake bath. And just to show you what a nice guy I am, when I run dry, I'll call you over to finish splooging on any parts of her I may have missed.

 

[djcrisp22]

I forgot about the human bride. Now I remember I was a bit jealous of Chucky. I was thinking the doll one all the way. I should've said the chica was trying to give me a sexy look and I'll be honest she scared me a bit LOL! Maybe that clarifies it a bit. I rather give Jenniffer Tilly a good fuck before I give her a pearl necklace.

 

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Do you mean Jennifer Tilly? The Bride of Chucky? Tell me you wouldn't give that honey a pearl necklace?View attachment 58190

 

[Sanat]

That's pretty funny because I can see it happening. This is why I tell junior "don't you dare take me upstairs with this chica. I would never forgive you." LOL! I almost took this chica who looked like a clown. God she looked like the bride of Chucky. Being horny can do crazy things LOL!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah it was pretty fucking sorry that that lady was out there doing that. man I hope my golden years don't include the words from The Boyz in the hood.

 

[????????]

try to get a pinch of thr DNA so we can do carbon fiber dating to get an aprox. age on the fosils...

 

[:pms:]

Damn OCHobby, I have never seen a chica 60 years of age or older in Zona Norte working for sex. Damn, abuela sex? Shit, I might just bang one just to tell mpnet that I banged a super senior citizen!

The only 60+ women in TJ I have seen are the candy sellers, beggars, and chicle grandmas.