Hall of Shame

[answer my question!]

Having just read about Blackjack's experience at 2524 Hochelaga and my own recent experience at Boutique Exxxkiss at 296 Harwood in Vaudreuil Dorion I thought I try my hand at putting up a new Hall of Shame (I wasn't able to find the old thread so that's why I'm making a new one.) I suppose a Hall of Shame salon must have a minimum amount of bad reviews, or a very lopsided bad to good review ratio..say 10 to 1 before being considered, I'm going to leave that to senior members or the Mods to decide if they are ok with that.

My reason for putting up Boutique Exxxkiss 296 Harwood in Vaudreuil Dorion lies beyond my own experience of being scammed there, old timer after old timer expressed disgusted surprise that this place was even still open after what I'm sure are years or even decades of crap service. I can only hope new hobbyists like myself can read about these types of places all in one thread and refrain from losing hard earned cash at poor excuses for MP's. You can read my more detailed review of the place and other posters commentaries in the West Island section so I'll keep it short and sweet, only go to this place if you have a pressing need to be scammed and treated like a chump! I'm hoping the people in charge of this review board are ok with this thread.

 

[napvapDuacY]

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As requested 705 Beaumont earns an induction in this dubious hall, for details read my review on them.

 

[Elle M]

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Here is the new inductee to the Hall of Shame... Sassy Massage 5486, ch de la cote-Saint-Luc [tup]

 

[t12_incomplete]

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Here is the new inductee to the Hall of Shame... Sassy Massage 5486, ch de la cote-Saint-Luc [tup]

I don't know about that ... I had some great experiences with some of their girls called Anna, Lucy and Tracy in the past months or so. I don't say all were good but I won't put the salon in this category. They sure have some hits as opposed to misses you are referring to.

 

[Gevera Bert]

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Got to agree with Mr. Italy. I have been there only one time and the service was lousy. Walked in one Friday afternoon (not too long ago) and I was told only the receptionist Coco was available! Took 45 mins...And in comes the receptionist Coco to give me my massage...No massage skills... HJ wasn't spectacular either! Gave her 60! Definity no repeat for me!

 

[Pompal 09.]

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After reading all the negative feedback...I was in the cote des neiges area...and decided to give Spa J'Adore a try. Not too long ago I stopped by, paid $65 for one hour with Diana (I think...not sure). Tall Russian blond. The session ended in 10 mins. The tall Russian blond threw a fit when I asked her for a nude hj. She reminded me of the soup nazi when she said "No massage for you". She stormed out of the room, came back, threw the money back at me and told me not to come back! I left. I think she was having a bad day or maybe it was the time of the month for her!

Definitly Spa J'Adore should be on the list of Hall of Shame! Shame on them for treating their clients like that! They are the massage nazis of Montreal..." No massage for you". And then again, how could I be so stupid to go to this place after reading all the negative reviews?

 

[kait]

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Is Spa J'adore a place that only offers legit massage ? Nothing in their site let us think that they offer happy endings, maybe it explains her reaction. If someone asked me at my job to get naked and give them a HJ, to take up the nazi allusion, he'd end up in a oven.

 

[tommie]

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After reading all the negative feedback...I ..and decided to give Spa J'Adore a try. ... The session ended in 10 mins. The tall Russian blond threw a fit when I asked her for a nude hj. .." No massage for you".

Is Spa J'adore a place that only offers legit massage ? Nothing in their site let us think that they offer happy endings, maybe it explains her reaction.

The website of Spa J'Adore does indeed seem to indicate that it is a legit therapeutic massage place, offering eyelash extensions, laser treatment and facials (No, not that type of facial!). Knowing that, if you go back and read Tommy-boy's post, it is hilarious. Maybe it should be moved to the "FUNNY STORIES FROM GIRLS and GUYS" thread. One of the funniest lines is:

After reading all the negative feedback...I decided to give Spa J'Adore a try.

Imagine walking into a legit salon and asking for a nude HJ! If we could find some of those negative reviews of Spa J'Adore, that Tommy-boy refers to in his post, there may be more funny stories there. Actually, we could put together our own version of "Drôle et Sexy". Each week a different client volunteers to go into a legit salon and asks for a nude HJ. He then does a write-up in the "FUNNY STORIES FROM GIRLS and GUYS" thread on the reaction he received lol. I think it would be quite entertaining

 

[Fail Whale]

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lol you are funny robin

 

[? Nut Nut ?]

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Thanks Robin! Thanks for thinking my post was funny! At least you got a kick out of it! Black Jack didn't find it that funny. She wants to put me in an oven and cook me like a turkey! You believe that! Anyways, believe what you want to believe because I've got another funny post coming soon! A lot funnier than this one! This one will knock your socks off! I hope Black Jack finds it funny too!

 

[w/e child]

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What the heck is wrong with you, nobody is putting anybody in a oven, the point of my post was that if you ask naked hj to people who don't perform it whether you are in a massotherapy place or not, you'll be bound to meet people who will answer you rudely, especiallly if you go to a straight place.

In case you did not figure it out, I'm a male and do office work, so if a guy barges into my office and asks for a naked hj as an extra, what kind of reaction do you expect to get.

 

[Pompal 09.]

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[Armund Steele]

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Another inductee into the Hall of Shame would have to be Cherry from Maggie's place! No dought about it! After visiting Spa J'Adore, I took a nasty fall from a flight of stairs...and breaking a few rib bones...I really needed a lot of tlc. So I decided to visit a professional massage center...Maggie's place..at least that is what is written on the door before you enter.
First time visiting this place...not too long ago...thinking these MTs are professional! WRONG AGAIN!! On the phone the receptionist recommend me to take Cherry. But, I kept hearing scary Cherry! Maybe an echo on my phone! She told me that scary Cherry is a licenced MT with plenty of diplomas and experience! And that she delivers a high quality therapeutic massage. To make a long story short my session with scary Cherry was a disaster! No massage skills. No technique. I was telling her soft and she was delivering hard. And then all of a sudden scary Cherry climbs on a pair of monkey bars than are hanging from the ceiling, and lands directly on my back. Causing more damage to my ribs. I needed help to get up. And then when I would ask her something...she would reply: "Are you crazy". I almost left in an ambulance.
SCARY CHERRY HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AS THE WORST MT IN MONTREAL! Shame on them for telling their clients that! Shame on scary Cherry for acting like a profession MT! Which she clearly is not! I'll take care of you Tommy-boy! Yeah...right!!
Maybe I'll go back to Spa J'Adore...but not as Tommy-boy. I'll put on a big black hat...black eye bandana...sword...and black cape. And go in as Zoro! I am Zoro...I wonder if I'll get the "No massage for you Zoro" treatment...TO BE CONTINUED...

After reading all the negative feedback...I was in the cote des neiges area...and decided to give Spa J'Adore a try. Not too long ago I stopped by, paid $65 for one hour with Diana (I think...not sure). Tall Russian blond. The session ended in 10 mins. The tall Russian blond threw a fit when I asked her for a nude hj. She reminded me of the soup nazi when she said "No massage for you". She stormed out of the room, came back, threw the money back at me and told me not to come back! I left. I think she was having a bad day or maybe it was the time of the month for her!

Definitly Spa J'Adore should be on the list of Hall of Shame! Shame on them for treating their clients like that! They are the massage nazis of Montreal..." No massage for you". And then again, how could I be so stupid to go to this place after reading all the negative reviews?

You should have reviewed your sessions in the proper place, I can't find a thread for Spa J'Adore and if I was interested in Miki's place ,I'm not even sure where it is. Is that what it is actually called?

 

[SINGLE]

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Another inductee into the Hall of Shame would have to be Cherry from Maggie's place! No dought about it! After visiting Spa J'Adore, I took a nasty fall from a flight of stairs...and breaking a few rib bones...I really needed a lot of tlc. So I decided to visit a professional massage center...Maggie's place..at least that is what is written on the door before you enter.
First time visiting this place...not too long ago...thinking these MTs are professional! WRONG AGAIN!! On the phone the receptionist recommend me to take Cherry. But, I kept hearing scary Cherry! Maybe an echo on my phone! She told me that scary Cherry is a licenced MT with plenty of diplomas and experience! And that she delivers a high quality therapeutic massage. To make a long story short my session with scary Cherry was a disaster! No massage skills. No technique. I was telling her soft and she was delivering hard. And then all of a sudden scary Cherry climbs on a pair of monkey bars than are hanging from the ceiling, and lands directly on my back. Causing more damage to my ribs. I needed help to get up. And then when I would ask her something...she would reply: "Are you crazy". I almost left in an ambulance.
SCARY CHERRY HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AS THE WORST MT IN MONTREAL! Shame on them for telling their clients that! Shame on scary Cherry for acting like a profession MT! Which she clearly is not! I'll take care of you Tommy-boy! Yeah...right!!
Maybe I'll go back to Spa J'Adore...but not as Tommy-boy. I'll put on a big black hat...black eye bandana...sword...and black cape. And go in as Zoro! I am Zoro...I wonder if I'll get the "No massage for you Zoro" treatment...TO BE CONTINUED...

Your doctor is OK with you getting massages with broken ribs???????!!!!!!! I hope for your sake you are talking about something that happened a couple of months ago.

 

[sahtlover]

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Stewie Griffen...I am telling you that Maggie's place is called PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE CENTER. It is clearly written on the door outside! Spa J'Adore has nothing written outside...just Spa J'Adore. This bad turn-out of events happened to me because of bad publicity! I'm 100% sure! It could of happened to anybody else. And I'm pretty sure it has. Anyways, they should both be ashamed. It was two bad sessions for me in one week!

The only way you can fix this problem is if you switch around the names of the salons. Maggie's place called Spa J'Adore...which I am pretty sure everybody adores Maggie's place. And Spa J'Adore as PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE CENTER (in BIG letters like that). So this way, this bad case senerio will hopefully not happen to anybody else. And everybody now knows where to go for what they want! And everybody is happy...even those massage nazis..."No massage for you"...I'll never forget that!

 

[KayKayBee]

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Tommy-boy, you seem to be stuck in the Hall of Shame. As one hobbyist to another, I would suggest you visit the girls listed in this thread:
"Miss Montreal Massage 2010 finals" (http://www.montrealmassage.ca/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=90&t=9091)
That way you will never have to post in the Hall of Shame thread again!

 

[Senthil k]

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Stewie Griffen...I am telling you that Maggie's place is called PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE CENTER. It is clearly written on the door outside! Spa J'Adore has nothing written outside...just Spa J'Adore. This bad turn-out of events happened to me because of bad publicity! I'm 100% sure! It could of happened to anybody else. And I'm pretty sure it has. Anyways, they should both be ashamed. It was two bad sessions for me in one week!

The only way you can fix this problem is if you switch around the names of the salons. Maggie's place called Spa J'Adore...which I am pretty sure everybody adores Maggie's place. And Spa J'Adore as PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE CENTER (in BIG letters like that). So this way, this bad case senerio will hopefully not happen to anybody else. And everybody now knows where to go for what they want! And everybody is happy...even those massage nazis..."No massage for you"...I'll never forget that!

Alot of places advertise as being profesional massotherapy salons and alot of those places are full of crap. To speak frankly I think unless these places display their qualification on their websites than they are lieing. Nonetheless I really do think you are negative shilling this place, your reviews are a bit much to believe.

 

[economicsdicky]

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Hey Stewie Griffin...what do you mean when you say "... your reviews are a bit much to believe."
Are you saying that my posts are fabricated? And that my posts are made up?
Because if you are...then I am going to stop posting! Why would I fabricate these posts? In the meantime, I want you to find other posts that have been well written and well thought out like mine! With a punch line! Other than HJ_hunter, Hotdog, Robin and Kojack's. I am very dissapointed you would post something like that! I thought we were all hobbiest...searching for the same adventure! I guess I was wrong!

Overall Important Information : last time posting...Tommy-boy has left the building!

 

[FliPp_Havok_13]

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Hey tommy -boy.. I believe your comments are just ,but relax, to each his own , and if you really want to get out of the hall of shame.. read the hall of fame and get back into the beat of things.. IMHO

 

[andrei v]

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Hey Stewie Griffin...what do you mean when you say "... your reviews are a bit much to believe."
Are you saying that my posts are fabricated? And that my posts are made up?
Because if you are...then I am going to stop posting! Why would I fabricate these posts? In the meantime, I want you to find other posts that have been well written and well thought out like mine! With a punch line! Other than HJ_hunter, Hotdog, Robin and Kojack's. I am very dissapointed you would post something like that! I thought we were all hobbiest...searching for the same adventure! I guess I was wrong!

Overall Important Information : last time posting...Tommy-boy has left the building!

I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Your reviews sound a bit hard to believe and I stand by what I said. Post if you want or don't, I have no desire or means to force you to do anything. Make sure to do your deep breathing exercises with your incentive spirometer.