Guilin 2010

[Christine F]

bro, nice FR! i'm planning going to guilin to visit my prc gf. maybe at that time if u still around, v could tt together. sounds good?

 

[erskine]

Ok here are some details as promised of a MP near the Sheraton. I was told this place was legit and I really needed some knots worked out.
Unfortunately everything is in Chinese so hopefully you have some communication skills. Very easy to find the place is practically next door and with the neon signs you can’t miss it. The entrance goes directly down stairs. I actually paused before I went in to see if there was any English on the menu and a decent looking gnd 6/10 invited me to come on down. She was dressed in warm ups and walked me town, told me she was just starting her shift and was not dressed yet (because they wear uniforms).
At the bottom of the stairs you are greeted by a hostess who points out a menu to you all in Chinese. Unfortunately I can’t read but I know how to speak so I asked her what each one means.
There are 60 or 90 minute options, Hard vs. soft massage, dry vs. oil massage, and there is one thing on the menu that is in a different color, but the same price as the 90 minute oil massage but is only 60 minutes. I asked her to explain what this is she said it's a "maintenance" massage, sure in English it sounds pretty explicit but in Chinese it's a lot more innocent sounding.
I asked the hostess for a recommendation since I really had some soreness and knots to work out she recommended the 90 minute oil massage, so I agreed. She yelled out something in Chinese and this young guy came out and respectfully asked me to follow him to the showers. I was slightly scared for a split second because I didn't want this guy massaging me, but then I saw one of the girls walk by in a kimono-type uniform and remembered what the girl who met me outside said.
An Asian thing I can't get use to, after he walked me to the locker room the guy just waited there for me to strip naked and put my clothes in a locker for me locked it with key and handed it to me, all the while watching me strip down, weird, but I guess that's his job and spas in Asia are all like this. He asks me to follow him to the showers, buck naked and clean up, so I shower and when I finish he is there waiting for me hands me a towel to dry up and walks me back to the locker room.
Here is where the up selling starts: he asks me if I would like to purchase the reusable boxers and robe (2 usd each), I asked if there were any other options he said of course there are the reusable boxers and robes which are free and washed after each use but are clean. What the hell I went with the up sale and bought the disposable ones, he opens the packages and hands me the wardrobe. I get dressed and he walks me to the massage rooms.
On the way there I notice another big open room with about 8 recliners in a stadium like seating facing a big LCD showing sports for the foot massages that are separated from the massage rooms.
I get to my room which is very dark the room has a massage bed in the middle which is pushed up to the counter where there is a sink and there is a cupboard on each side of the sink with oils and incense. I sit at the edge of the bed waiting for my masseuse because I wasn't sure if this was legit.
My masseuse walks in and I was in luck a cutie gnd, cute face, early 20's, thin, not many curves but hard to tell in her uniform, which consists of some white medium length shorts and a half Kimono top that is red, white and gold. I was hoping I could get a line up and pick a girl, but this was not that kind of place.
She asks me if I would like some tea, I said sure (and up sell #2 comes), so she asks me if I would like this tea, that tea or the regular? I asked what the difference was and she told me the prices and how one is good for relaxing, healing and free one was just green or black tea, I asked for the free tea on this one. She left and brought me my tea. She gave me time to take a few sips then asked me what kind of oil I would like? Up sell #3 she started giving me many prices and the different benefits of each oil must have been about 5 options, I just asked for the regular, she said baby oil is free, so I went with that. Now I was starting to get frustrated at the up sell and was wondering what I could our couldn't get.
Anyhow she asks me to disrobe, so I talk of my robe and remove my boxers when she says wait keep the boxers on, bad sign. Oh well I wanted a good massage anyway so I lay face down with my boxers on.
She starts the massage and tells me I choose the 90 minute oil option so I have to keep my boxers on, she tells me if I want to remove my shorts I should have chosen the 60 minute "maintenance" massage. I asked her if it was too late to change she said no, so I switched to that option she left to tell the hostess lady, she came back help me remove my boxers and resumed the massage.
The massage was ok only, she kept asking if I wanted it harder or softer in each area she massaged I kept asking for harder but it never really got harder. During the massage there was a little bit of chat where she told me that they do provide massage services in my hotel if desired.
After a back, neck, arm and leg massage she started massaging my but first quite firmly then she changed to a soft touch. Then next it got interesting she set herself up under me so that my thighs were on top of hers, nothing else was touching just the front of my thighs propped up prone on top of the front of her thighs and she started massaging my brown eye and my taint area. She never reached in to give me a prostate massage but I was definitely getting hard and the prostate juices were being "maintained!"
After about 2 minutes of this she asked me to flip, again she got under me this time the back of my thighs on top of hers and she continued to massage my taint, she slowly progressed to a ball massage with an occasional stroke up the underside of my solider. She could tell she was driving me crazy and asked me "would you like me to push it out?" in an ever so sweet voice. I couldn't even talk at this point so I nodded yes, she went into a nice slow tug slowly speeding up as I neared explosion. As I exploded she kept milking me and the climax was so intense I had to sit up and watch her in action. She was milking my solider with one hand while the other hand was cupped around the head catching and pumping, wow it was an intense splooge!!
after I was milked dry I practically fainted back down to the table, she cleaned me up washed her hands and told me that I still had time left she asked where else I would like massaged I asked for my calves and she complied until time ran out.
When complete she walked me to the showers where the young guy took over again waiting for me to shower and handing me my clothes with my key etc.
When I finished I walked out to the hostess/lobby area to pay, expecting to see a million up sell charges and other than the disposable robe and boxers I was surprised that there were no other charges. I asked who my masseuse was they told me her name and her number (they are all assigned id #s), I wanted to tip her and ask her for her card or number, but the hostess looked at me funny like she had never heard of that and told me to give her the money she would give it to her since my masseuse was now busy. I told the hostess I would rather do it myself so she told me to wait for a minute and she would get her. While waiting another older lady asked me what I wanted and I told her the same thing, she said I could give her the money, wait for the masseuse another 5 minutes or I didn't have to tip at all. I guess they don't usually get tips since everybody acted like it was such a novel idea, but my intention was to get her to come visit me on another day without her bosses noticing. Finally after 5+ minutes she came out to greet me I gave her a moderately large tip and asked her for her number, she took me to the back took my tip and gave me her number secretly so that mama-san wouldn't see.
Overall decent experience, I have had better in other saunas but interesting.
If I have time I print other details and maybe my exp. outside the mp with the girl.
Stay safe guys!

 

[Blue Boy]

Guilin is a small city in Southern China known for it's beautiful landscapes and is not the best place for mongering. I think the population is about 600,000 and some change. The only place your going to get some action (if you can get any) is near the tourist areas. The night market areas; the Zhengyang Pedestrian Street, the Central square area and Zhongshan Road.
Not the easiest place for foriegners to get action and you will need some Chinese skills (although there are exceptions). Also an observation I made while here there is a lot of upselling, you will go into a MP and expect a massage and hj and they will try to push you to spend more money by purchasing more expensive "health-benefiting" oils, tea treatments, buying disposable underwear or robes (instead of the reusable washed ones).

SWs: Many girls walking around these areas that maybe in the profession, while I was there I caught a few provacatively dressed, single girls, on their cell phones giving me the eye (the 4 signs of the sw). I didn't really try to hard with these girls since I didn't know if these girls were in the biz, I tried to talk to 2 of them. One looked at me like I was crazy and quickly walked away one turned out to be a freebie (after many drinks and 3 dinners) and denied being in the biz.
MP: there are quite a few around the area, didn't try them all but only one of them that I tried offered FS. This place was at a Chinese hotel that was right on one of the main pedestrian shopping areas (ZongShan) 1 block north of the strange clock tower structure.
Next door to the Sheraton is a mp that has no English name that is a hj shack, with young girls but not all that great looking. But look out for the upsell I mentioned earlier.
Down the road from the Sheraton is a mp that is mostly legit with possible hj from old ladies, also an upsell place.
2 more MP are near the central square that have large neon signs but did not try them.
BS: didn't find to many of them but the 2 in the tourist areas looked pretty legit.
Hotel Service: most hotels offer in house massage in your room or in the spa, most are legit, but I managed to score a R&T in one of the bigger fancier Chinese hotels. The hotel spas are just as bad with the upselling if not worse because they don't tell you that the oil, slippers or whatever you pick aside from the basic oil, slippers, sheets cost more. But YMMV on the girl, I asked for an in-room treatment and they sent a gorgeous 21 yo to my room who would do no more than massage my right nut no matter how much of a tip I offered.
Ktv: only saw one around the corner from the waterfall hotel didn't try, so sorry to you Ktv fans.

Overall not the best place to monger, go some where else for mongering, but if you are here for business, family or forced to be here you'll have to make due with what is available. Maybe if I have time I will report some more details at a later time. Stay safe guys!