"Great Breasts"
A guy goes over to his buddy's house,
rings the bell, but his buddy's wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No. he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You
know Nora, you have the greatest breasts
I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred
bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and
figures what the hell,.... It's worth one
hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He
promptly thanks her and throws 100 bucks
on the table. They sit there a while longer
and Chris says "They are so beautiful. I
must see the both of them. I'll give you
another 100 bucks if I could just see the
both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says what the
hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a
nice long look. She feels bad for him, so
she pushes her breasts into his face for
a moment and she lets him have a few
squeezes.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100
bucks on the table then says he can't wait
any longer for Tony and he leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his
wife says, "You know your weird friend
Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second
and asks, "Well,... did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me?"