Good Thereapeutic Massgage in Downtown!!

[J&JLove]

Hi Dear eforum.xxxites,

I am new to this board but have been reading along for a few weeks already and decided to proudly join at last. I find this community amazingly heplful and I've recently had the chance to chat a bit with Oliver-very nice and helpful guy indeed.

I'd greatly appreciate any input from you guys big time as I am hunting for a good place where I can have a VERY good therapeutic massge. I have soar neck and back muscles regularly and I've been to 3 legit places so far but none of them made my day, it never was not good enough for the price( usually 65/hr + 10tip) and the girls were very very average looking. MrHappy didn't even move
I've spent the last couple of days browsing this board looking for a place that would suit my needs, but couldn't find what I'm looking for unfortunately. Most threads here are about MPs where one could get good erotic/sensual massges with a good mileage but for me that's not #1 priority at least for now .

So here is my whishlist:
1) place looks as legit as possible, preferably no website with sexy pics.
2) give insurance receipts.
3) young and very beautiful girls. can't get better than that
4) nice finnish (not absolutely necessary but would be a nice bonus and if more options, even better - just the thought of it gets me pretty excited ).
5) could be an indy or in an MP.
6) located preferably in the downtown area (but not a must)

if anybody could help me with this, that would much appreciated. I'd love to have the chance to become a happy camper like the rest of you guys .

Cheers.

 

[Aristo]

I could tell you where to get a good theraputic massage, with an insurance receipt, but don't expect a happy ending. I've been to some legit spa's and I wouldn't want my johnson to move... You can get a happy ending anywhere. IMHO, I wouldn't mix the two.

 

[dalton]

Long time reader, first time poster.
IMO, Alea indy is further the best. I used to be her customer for about five years, she becomes even better with time as a good wine. Take a look on Montrealmassage site.

Best regards

 

[Eamon S]

But she charges 80$ and no hj.
Way too much IMHO.
You can get the same for 50-60.

 

[.Vibrant1.]

I've been at her place this tuesday, had as usual a terrific complete massage, hj included. Probably she is YMMV.

BTW, she's changed the price after her accident.

 

[chimota94]

Hi I tried to start a similar thread this week.

http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin//showthread.php?t=16154

Did'nt get many replys

 

[mahadi]

thanks guys for the 411s.
I think 80$ is a bit overpriced unless the hj is included for sure.

jjmtl1, thanks for mentioning but I am looking for someone who can gimme receipts unless you ment the same thing too, in which case, maybe the mods can merge both threads. the sophie that was suggested in that thread, does she give receipts but any chance.

I'd love to have some more suggestions guys. I am sure a lot eforum.xxxites have thought about this before, good mileage is definetly sweet, but sometimes you just wanna have an excellent massage with a nice finnish to relax the body.

So guys if anyone can give us some input, I am sure everyone else here would appreciate to add your suggestions to their long list

Cheers.

 

[Hf unknown]

Guys,

I think your threads are getting little to no replies simply because this website is filled with amazing info on all these places you're looking for. all you have to do is simply use the search function and you will get all the information you need.

The senior posters worked long and hard to provide us with golden information, which is probably why they won't answer a thread like this one.

Cheers

 

[JenV]

Yeah, I really don't understand this guy. He has sore neck and back muscles and wants them looked after, which a legit therapist will do. But he also wants a young, good-looking therapist, and he wants a release. All questions of money aside, he's expecting too much. I go to legit therapists for massages all the time for sore back muscles, and as btyger says, I would not want Mr. Happy to get happy. I certainly would not mix the two. In any case, a legit therapist leaves me so relaxed that I don't need a release.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Come on guys!!, don't get too at me. my request was as legit as anybody else in this board. I certainly do high excpectations for what I am trying to find. don't we all want the best thing for the lowest price regardless of the kind of service it is. it's the human nature and different people have different expectations or am I wrong?

I am certainly new to all of this and after spending a few days browsing this board and not being able to find what I am looking for, I decided to start this thread, maybe that wasn't a good idea after all . So please guys don't be to harsh, we are/were all newbies at some point in time. if you guys think that I am asking too much, u can simply say: "dude, you are not gonna find what ur looking for here" and I'll be more than happy with it. I certainly think that there is no harm in trying to find what you desire, everybody should.

-chefplus- As I said, I certainly have high standards for what I am looking for, I want a good looking young girl to give a pro therapeutic massage and since I pay so much for my insurance, why not have them pay for my massage. As far as the finnish is concerned, I was clear that it would be a very nice "bonus".

-GreenK- As for the senior posters not replying, if they think that my question is stupid, then fine with me, otherwise some of them who don't will be kind enough to give help either as 411 or by pointing out a previous thread on this board.

Finally, if you guys think that this thread is useless, I'll ask one of the mod to remove it. thanks for the replys anyways.

 

[Crafty Max]

All I said was that you are expecting too much. Why don't you just forget this release stuff and go to a legit therapist to fix your muscles. They are about $70/hr - try any major hotel. Your standards are not high; you are just expecting too much.

Then if you want a release, go somewhere else....after getting your muscles fixed. A word of advice, though: don't expect one visit to fix your muscles permanantly; it's an ongoing process.

 

[hippiechick]

I don't see what's wrong with wanting to have a good therapeutic massage done by a beautiful lady and at the end have her shake the snake.
Really guys,what's wrong with that request?
I find it very legitimate.
At the same time I can't help but feel kinda sorry by the fact that despite that there is 100's of pm's in and around Montreal none of them offer the ''total package'' =good looks,pro massage,receipts and reasonnable price.
I haven't find such an mp yet.
If any of you have,well I'm all ears.
Tiguidou!

 

[Martin Bollen]

In Ontario (and I expect, Quebec) it's a 2-year course to become a Registered Massage Therapist, i.e. someone who can really work those muscles; they are medical professionals as far as I'm concerned. There is a high drop-out rate as the standards are very high - you have to study anatomy, etc. This weeds out a lot of people. After they have gone through the wringer they get certified. Now, you want someone who has worked really hard to be young, beautiful, AND shake the snake.

I go to a therapist who is almost 50 and is not beautiful, but is very competent. I would not DREAM of asking her for a release.

I wish you luck in finding what you want.

 

[bhram]

Don't take it that way man.
What if the therapist was 25 young and beautiful?
Guys get aroused by that you know?
Having someone massaging you,rubbing your legs,butts ect...coming very close to the ''zone''.It's only natural to feel aroused-I do and I know I'm not the only one.
Borissa used to provide that ''total package'' but she's being held back in russia for months now.
Thanks for wishing me luck,but such a gem already exists,she's just out of town for the time being.

 

[njknjk]

--Cosmo-- thanks for the suuport, after reading the initial replys, I really though I was asking a real dumb question but I am now relieved to see that I am not the only one in this boat.

--chefplus-- being a total newbie to the massage business, All places I have tried were massage places in luxurious hotels, last one being Hyatt Regency on Jeanne mance street and the visit cost me 80$/hr including the tip. the massge itself was terrible--way too soft--, the girl was very average looking and not very fun to talk too either, my fridge could not be colder than that girl was, she used too much oil, and on top of that, someone was vaccuming the carpet in the corridor while I was having my massage--very professional. I just wanted to get the hell outa there and I tiped 10$ just not to be cheap. thank got the insurance paid back most of the bill.

So, when I read the post on this board and I figured that most of you guys have teriffic experiences, I was like man, I wish I could have a pro massge and be a happy camper like these guys.

Anyways, just like Cosmo said, " If any of you have,well I'm all ears."

Cheers.

 

[eric mayer]

Okay, for the sake of science, go to a legit therapist, then do a comparison between her and Borissa...Borissa may strike you as being wonderful , but if you have not been to a legit therapist you do not have a yardstick D ) to compare against.

 

[skywise012000]

If you still want to give hotels a try go to the Sheraton on Rene-Levesque. I don't like the hospital ward-like arrangement, but the massage was something else (I asked for deep tissue). The therapist first used what seemed like a hard brush on my back, butt, and thighs, then really got into a hard massage. At one point she actually got up on the table, and with her knees on my butt put her hands on my back and rocked back and forth. I could not help but think that all I had to do was move slightly and she would be on the floor. I did not get to see her face at all, but that hardly mattered.

If you have given up on hotel massage, go to a sports therapy clinic.

Of course, if you're REALLY serious, go to a guy and ask him to give you an aggressive massage ! BUT, don't watch the massage episode on Seinfeld first

 

[Stacieee]

dude you shouldn't of mentionned that episode... now you got me worried

hehehe

 

[Only the beginning]

Not that there's anything wrong with that !

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have not seen the seinfild episode in question, Guess I should, sounds funny. Anyways, I wouldn't want a dude touching my butt, would rather get a nun gimme a massage instead. Supposedly, there is this guy in lacite gym that gives a terrific massage, but I guess I'll skip.