Golden Hands EVA

[turts]

Based on reviews that GH is semi legit, I decided to swing by and give them another go.

The studio is still nice and new as I remember, but my complaints would be thin walls and shower outside of the room. The room itself was quite warm.

I was greeted by EVA. Tallish, 40ish, dyed hair, little "fluffy". ok sure. Her English was pretty good.

The massage had ups and downs. The up was that my shoulders actually felt pretty good afterwards. I dutifully lay under the sheet, and it disappeared in 2 seconds flat. Very promising. But for an hour session, only got back of legs and back massaged...The pre flip tease had some exciting moments, but was way way too long which amounted to 20 odd minutes of rubbing my bum.

Post flip I wound up going for a body slide for the sake of research. LOL. There was a bit of upsell, and more was available. Clothes (and spandex) off she is definitely BBWish. The body slide itself was uninspired, just her on top "oh honeeeey oh honeeeeey". way over the top. She was looking away like she didn't want to be there for most of it, but when she did try to give eye contact it was a little creepy (think Rebel Wilson making funny faces)

Time wise she is not a clock watcher and I had the whole hour.

Been there done that and moving on to tried and true.

 

[ObiWanPotato]

"oh honeeeey oh honeeeeey". way over the top.

My experience and turn off exactly. reading it gave me PTSD..she tops the most fake sounds I have the displeasure of dealing with. Thanks for your review

 

[Albertaman]

Based on reviews that GH is semi legit, I decided to swing by and give them another go.

The studio is still nice and new as I remember, but my complaints would be thin walls and shower outside of the room. The room itself was quite warm.

I was greeted by EVA. Tallish, 40ish, dyed hair, little "fluffy". ok sure. Her English was pretty good.

The massage had ups and downs. The up was that my shoulders actually felt pretty good afterwards. I dutifully lay under the sheet, and it disappeared in 2 seconds flat. Very promising. But for an hour session, only got back of legs and back massaged...The pre flip tease had some exciting moments, but was way way too long which amounted to 20 odd minutes of rubbing my bum.

Post flip I wound up going for a body slide for the sake of research. LOL. There was a bit of upsell, and more was available. Clothes (and spandex) off she is definitely BBWish. The body slide itself was uninspired, just her on top "oh honeeeey oh honeeeeey". way over the top. She was looking away like she didn't want to be there for most of it, but when she did try to give eye contact it was a little creepy (think Rebel Wilson making funny faces)

Time wise she is not a clock watcher and I had the whole hour.

Been there done that and moving on to tried and true.

Thanks for the warning. This review is seriously useful! Helpful as time is precious. . And thanks for putting up with a torturous hour to help the rest of the gang.


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