funny hindi joke

Thread starter sgoldperson
Start date Apr 17, 2012
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sgoldperson

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Apr 17, 2012

#1

Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!
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Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!
PriNcE

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Cluloupfluopy

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Apr 17, 2012

#2

1st 1 z gud

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Beliorinda

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Apr 17, 2012

#3

:rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :hilarious:

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codworldatwar

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Apr 17, 2012

#4

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Eleanor

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Apr 17, 2012

#5

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Kimberly Meno

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Apr 17, 2012

#6

teacher-bhaichare ka vakya me payog karo.
Student-jab mene dudhwale se pucha ki tum doodh itna mehnga kyu bechte ho?
To wo bola bhai chara mehnga ho gaya hai!!

Pompal 09.

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Apr 17, 2012

#7

hahahahah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
tricky

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? Mz Anonymous?

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Apr 17, 2012

#8

:rofl: :lmao:

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Monday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ELLA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite doll with natural 34C melons, slim waist, & a cute little 33” booty. Tiffany has incredible bbbj skills, tastes as sweet as honey
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