Falafel jokes - to celebrate International Falafel Day

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June 12 is International Falafel Day. Celebrate it with Falafel Jokes

Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.'
It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.

I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing.
Police are treating it as a hummuscide.

Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel?
He became a super-gyro.

Why did Allah give falafel and hummus to the Middle East?
They prayed for more gas.

Why did the falafel go to therapy?
It needed to sort out its chickpea issues.

Why did the falafel break up with the pita bread?
It just couldn't handle the "wrapping" pressure.

What did the falafel say to the indecisive tahini?
"Make up your mind, you're too saucey for me."


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June 12 is International Falafel Day. Celebrate it with Falafel Jokes

Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.'
It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it.

I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
Now I falafel.

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing.
Police are treating it as a hummuscide.

Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel?
He became a super-gyro.

Why did Allah give falafel and hummus to the Middle East?
They prayed for more gas.

Why did the falafel go to therapy?
It needed to sort out its chickpea issues.

Why did the falafel break up with the pita bread?
It just couldn't handle the "wrapping" pressure.

What did the falafel say to the indecisive tahini?
"Make up your mind, you're too saucey for me."

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Why did the chickpea harbor such animosity towards the chef? It stemmed from the chef's relentless penchant for transforming it into falafel every time he stepped foot in the kitchen. The chickpea, longing for variety and perhaps a chance to shine in other culinary creations, couldn't help but feel exasperated by its seemingly inevitable fate.