Ever been talked to/charged by police?

[CGpooner]

I was wondering, since I am new to partaking in massage girls, if any of you have ever been arrested or even talked to by police when you have been at an establishment. I was spooked off one place recently as I got to the location early and I was sitting there waiting and I saw a while SUV drive past a few times, and when I glanced in, there was 2 uniform officers inside (saw the shoulder badges). Needless to say I took off. Now it got me thinking if anyone out there could spread some knowledge about this type of thing, what happened to them, all that stuff.

 

[Unregistered]

Me and my buddies sometimes do the fake cop routine when we need quick cash and the ATM is empty. We hang outside a massage joint and then when a guy goes in and stays in, we go in several minutes later. When we enter the shop, we identify ourselves as cops, flash some fake ID, brush past the help and then go bangin and crashin into the rooms. We are not at all subtle about how announce our arrival. This tends to scare the johns shitless and make them even easier pickins. While in the room, the john is either hiding behind the table or quickly getting dressed. We ask the john for ID, berate him for being a wally, and then--it never fails--johnny tells us he will buy us off if we let him go--so we shake him for down for the cash or his bank card. It is the safest robbery going, the guy willing forks over his dough the girl she usally flees the joint in a blind panic. BTW, if we ever raid a joint where you are, don't do a dash for the back door. We have an officer stationed there, and when we nab you, we will expect you to double the tribute you would have paid us had you stayed cowering in the room like a good lil' john. Best part--wait for it--no one ever calls the cops on us. John ain't gonna want that kinda publicity! Don't take it personally, Boyz, if we meet you at your fav studio. Just like the rub and tug gurls, we are just there for the cash. Chill.

I am Officer Come With the Cash

 

[Unregistered]

you dirty piece of ass craps

 

[Unregistered]

sick dude, hope you die in a fire

 

[CGpooner]

Wow. well, granted that's a shitty thing to do, I think that's valuable insight into criminality

 

[Unregistered]

Since when is it a crime to accept cash if someone offers it to you? My merry mates and I seldom have to ask for cash--except from those who are runners or try and scrap with us--in that cash, we don't ask--we take. Keep asking John questions, he starts sweating and then HE OFFERS the cash to turn to put on the A/C. Yeah, it's a shitty thing to do, no doubt, but I reckon if you got extra cash to blow your wad, then why not cut out the middleman and just give me your wad? Yeah, its a shitty thing to do, but it is pretty fun and we use the money to party our asses off. We can either get your cash from EI or from your hand and as I said earlier, why not cut out the middleman?

Chill

I am Officer Come With the Cash and I am waiting for you

 

[Unregistered]

I can understand why your trying to run this scam. The few posts you have left on this forum have been littered with spelling mistakes, poor grammar, and terrible sentence structure. Like Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does. I hope you try that shit on me and then see the look of terror slowly creep across your face as the primitive thing you call a brain realizes that you have my 9mm in your mouth. I hope you die slowly, in jail, with bubbas' dick so far up your ass you're singing soprano.

I am........ not intimidated.

 

[Unregistered]

You so funny! Do you think we aren't ready for trouble or haven't met trouble? As for your 9mm clutched tightly in your hand--we are talking about a pistol and not your manhood--unless it is within arms reach when we enter the room, you ain't gonna have time to grab it. As for your shoot first and then ask questions gag, you'd better hope that you're shootin me or one of my Boyz rather than one of Calgary's finest who is there on a real raid. Civic election is coming, so all them aldermen looking for re-election are gonna have Dumbo ears when it comes to good neighbours raising cain about the dirty rub and tugs polluting their fine communities. Expect a lot more real and very well-publicized police raids on MPs in the coming months as your alderman shows he is a hard ass on community crime. You have less than 3 ticks to identify if the pig who just entered your dark room is real or not. As a gambler, I bet you can't do it, and I am betting my life on it. Lets say you win and I lose and you kill me or seriously wound me, you will have a lot of explaining to do to the police, court, media, family and friends what you were doing in one of them rub and tugs. Kill me and I am dead, but you, my brave cutie, will spend the rest of your days as a walking corpse amongst those who know and love you. Cops, lawyers, and judges hate private citizens acting as vigilantes, so tread on their turf and you are gonna get a stiffer punishment than I will. Remember the credo in Canada is that when the bad guy demands your goodies, you give him your goodies. Don't be a hero! Cops, lawyers, and judges hate heroes because they are musclin into their domain. As for your threat of jail, I have been to jail a lot of times and will probably be back in jail again. It ain't no deterrent coz I know the system.

You are intimidated, little man. You are scared shitless because me and my Boyz know who you are but you are blind to us. Maybe we are the guys having a smoko outside the pub that is nextdoor to your fav rub and tug. We might be waiting in that white van parked near the entrance of the rub abd tug. We can see you but you can't see us. Maybe when your whore is massaging you with one hand and holding her cell in the other hand receiving a call, she is in fact relaying a signal to us telling us the coast is clear. You just never know, but we always know.

Chill.

I am Officer Come With the Cash and I'm waiting

 

[Unregistered]

As of yet there is absolutely no evidence that this strategy has actually been carried out. Strongly suspect it is just a form of intimidation by those wishing to cut into the MP business and direct traffic towards the independents. Not that this could not happen in the independents, in fact it is more likely to happen there. Anyway, just a hunch based on the far more subtle forms of intimidation and shilling for the independents that exist on some other boards.