johnevanwinston
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Yep, yet again, I managed to embarrass myself with one of the ladies here. I should be getting used to it by now, but nope .. I guess I'm just going to be plagued with this for the rest of my life.
I was hanging out in chat this afternoon, shooting the breeze and killing time when in pops Annalise. To be honest I've been flirting with Annalise since back in the days of her being an independent provider who traveled to Calgary upon occasion. Times never worked out back then and then of course she went back to school and worked in an MP and she never got back to Calgary until she moved this spring.
So we're kinda kibitzing back and forth and I went to her website to check out a few pics and low and behold there is a video posted there. I watched it and asked her if this was a typical session or did it involve extras. She says, typical and I says does 2 work for you and she says fine and so away I go cuz it's like 1:40 or so already.
Got a little sidetracked and ended up being about 10 minutes late but she was pretty cool about it considering I called and told her what was happening. Took the elevator to the wrong floor and had to run back down a few flights of stairs and finally ended up in front of her door. Good lord that was a trek.
We chit chats for a few, her in her lovely black negligee and me in my, uh, well, me in my god given and she says lay down, so I did. She says scoot over and as I did, well, have you ever had just a little bit of gas and it just kinda goes pfffttt ? yanno? not a real thunderclap but just enough so that everyone hears it? She looks at me and says "Did that come out of your butt?" Good question I thought. I gave lying to her a couple of seconds consideration but opted for the truth and said "yes" in a very quiet and embarrassed tone, like I used to use with my Mother when I knew I was about to get a blast of shit. But Annalise calmly picks up the air freshener and sprays my ass. Well I gawdam near laughed myself into convulsions. I had tears in my eyes. What a great sense of humour. And that my friends is about how the session continued from there. We were both laughing and I had a spectacular time.
Annalise does a really nice massage complete with front and back body slide and an amazing release. I can't ever remember that feeling before. It was intense and it lasted for a lot longer than usual.
Annalise, thanks for a super afternoon, I really enjoyed myself and will most certainly repeat.
I had a blast, in more ways than one
I was hanging out in chat this afternoon, shooting the breeze and killing time when in pops Annalise. To be honest I've been flirting with Annalise since back in the days of her being an independent provider who traveled to Calgary upon occasion. Times never worked out back then and then of course she went back to school and worked in an MP and she never got back to Calgary until she moved this spring.
So we're kinda kibitzing back and forth and I went to her website to check out a few pics and low and behold there is a video posted there. I watched it and asked her if this was a typical session or did it involve extras. She says, typical and I says does 2 work for you and she says fine and so away I go cuz it's like 1:40 or so already.
Got a little sidetracked and ended up being about 10 minutes late but she was pretty cool about it considering I called and told her what was happening. Took the elevator to the wrong floor and had to run back down a few flights of stairs and finally ended up in front of her door. Good lord that was a trek.
We chit chats for a few, her in her lovely black negligee and me in my, uh, well, me in my god given and she says lay down, so I did. She says scoot over and as I did, well, have you ever had just a little bit of gas and it just kinda goes pfffttt ? yanno? not a real thunderclap but just enough so that everyone hears it? She looks at me and says "Did that come out of your butt?" Good question I thought. I gave lying to her a couple of seconds consideration but opted for the truth and said "yes" in a very quiet and embarrassed tone, like I used to use with my Mother when I knew I was about to get a blast of shit. But Annalise calmly picks up the air freshener and sprays my ass. Well I gawdam near laughed myself into convulsions. I had tears in my eyes. What a great sense of humour. And that my friends is about how the session continued from there. We were both laughing and I had a spectacular time.
Annalise does a really nice massage complete with front and back body slide and an amazing release. I can't ever remember that feeling before. It was intense and it lasted for a lot longer than usual.
Annalise, thanks for a super afternoon, I really enjoyed myself and will most certainly repeat.
I had a blast, in more ways than one