Dallas Amp - vs - Suburban Amp

[Peaches]

I'm in the mood for a little rant today.

With all of the solid information available from long time trusted and very experience members, why do people continually go to these suburban amps and accept poor service?

Here is what I read in every suburban amp review:

1 - Arrived and was greeted by MUCH older woman.

2 - lady came into room and was not at all what I was looking for.

3 - paid WAY too much and didn't get what I wanted.

4 - was told to come back because next time it will be better.

5 - guess I'll have to pay my dues keep coming back until I break the ice and get a little more.

I'm sure members will add to this list...please do.

WHY WHY WHY...........Dallas is right over here.

I've never gone to a suburban amp and have no intentions of doing so until trusted members start posting that FW or the mid cities have now learned from Dallas and are verified as up to par.

If there is this fear that you come to Dallas and get the same as what you have been getting across 360, believe this: ITS NOT. Dallas is paradise.

I now only read suburban amp review to see just how much lower they get ranked and just how much more disappointed a member can become. Its silly.



JMHO

 

[carrieo2guns]

In general I completely agree, I have been to every amp in Dallas and there is nothing that compares. But I live 45 mins away, if there is no traffic from Ampville. I am also a very spur of the moment hobbiest, so i can not always schedule an independent. So for me I accept what I am getting to trade off spending close to 2 hrs driving. Some days I just can't disappear for that much time.

Plus sometimes it is fun to go someplace new.

So I am very happy for the guys that reviewed on the Hurst Asian Spa, it isn't Dallas, but at least it we finally have a consistent spa. If I need a quick massage and release, I know I can get in and out without a hassle.

As always different strokes for different folks. So please keep the reviews coming, good or bad they are all valuable.

 

[Sarah E]

I've always wondered why the burbs are so different from the Dallas amps. Is it the comfort factor, or is it something else? I've been to one 'burb amp and Red Rose, and RR wins hands down!!

 

[Ima LittLe Teapot]

a lot of guys like the thrill of the hunt looking to be the one who got a deal. Plus many guys like massages and L1. They don't consider it cheating like CFS. Royal Lane Amps are a different deal than Suburban Amps because you know whats on the menu and how far you can take it. my two cents anyway, that and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee.

 

[Diet Guru]

I like going to the suburban amps for the massage. I look forward more to having a great massage with a known L1, maybe L2, than anything further. That's all I am really looking for.
Granted, I had only found one place that had given a great deep tissue, only to see her go on am extended vacation; and haven't been back since. I would love to hear if there were any recommendations.

 

[bellerphon1955]

That's probably a topic for it's own thread, but I believe it's a combination of the legal/political dynamic in Dallas as opposed to the suburbs, and the fact that Dallas is so large that the AMP's just sort of blend in with the strip clubs and adult novelty shops.

Think about how many strip clubs you know of in the burbs? I can think of one, PT's in Garland. I've been there once and the talent isn't exactly that of The Lodge or BDD.

The burbs are all about keeping "clean" so to speak....Richardson fought like hell to keep an adult novelty shop off of Central Expressway. That said, can you imagine having like six or seven full service AMP's and two to three strip clubs down one three mile stretch of highway (like NW Highway) say...on Preston in Plano? The city council and cops would freak out.



A few things:

1) Giving some guys the benefit of the doubt, I believe some like the "challenge" of trying to push the envelope and getting something not expected. If you walk into the Dallas AMP's you know what's available (which to me is the point, but I digress). Some guys want the unexpected of whether they can get L2 or maybe even L3 when it's not anticipated.

2) But generally, guys as a whole are lazy as hell. The little head just wants its nut as soon as possible, so guys drive to the nearest, low quality place to get it.

3) Lastly and I say this in the nicest way, but there are a lot of idiots out there in this hobby. For every guy that's smart, educated, courteous to the ladies, etc. I would bet there are five to ten that either don't read the reviews correctly or entirely, or just read the titles....so they see the name of a spa or a girl and go. A vast majority of these I believe are lurkers and don't have ROS.

 

[superman2990]

Flash you'll be surprised what type of service you can find at a particular suburban spa, there is one in particular that has been quite good the last few years; find a therapist and build trust the menu usually expands. For someone who resides on the north side of the metroplex driving to ampville becomes problematic because of traffic/time constraints. I enjoy backwalking, there are a few suburban spa's who provide that service and it is outstanding. Most Dallas amp's cannot legally provide massage while suburban spa's have registered therapists, Dallas amp's have awesome looking K-girls while suburban spa's are usually chinese, really depends on what your taste of the day or week is but there has to be realistic expectations between the two business models; but man if we could get the K-girls as registered therapists that would be utopia!!

 

[wmayers99]

yes my "spur of the moment" can be mean "lazy as hell" ..haha ... a long lunch at hooters and the little head wants more but I can't make a 3 hr round trip to get to Ampville.

 

[Right Chance Overseas]

This is a good topic of discussion.

All replies are very valid.

I don't think that us Dallas AMP guys want every hobbyist in DFW lining up outside Jade, Red Rose, Smile, etc. I'm kind of glad that WALDT and for different reasons. But it does boggle the mind.

WALDT - overused and hackneyed phrase, but very true and appropriate.

Speaking for myself, I would rather make that 45 - 60 minute drive for the sure thing.

I'm not interested in a massage in the least bit. If I want a massage, there are plenty of legit places for that.

As a matter of fact, if I see a girl and she starts in with one, I usually make it clear that I'm not there for the "massagee" - LOL

On the other hand, I can certainly understand the thrill of the chase and guys seeking a good therapeutic massage and going for that elusive thrill of a HE.

It's all a matter of personal preference and neither is better or worse than the other if we all get what we're after.

I always like to tell people, "If you paid $50k for a a Toyota Corolla, and you're happy with that; who am I to tell you that you're not"? Same thing applies here; if those guys are happy, than who am I to tell them they aren't?

The thing that gets me though, and Flash said the same thing, is the guys who keep going back for more of the same and come away with blue balls or complaining of throwing away their money.

I'll say it again:

"Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results" - Einstein.

Edited & Added -

Almost forgot - a lot of guys use the suburban spas as a training exercise before heading out to the bigs. Not a bad idea really. It gives them a good idea of what to expect, and it probably helps to eliminate some of the jitters when moving on and up.

K.

 

[m y]

Agreed. If I want a legit massage, I go get an acupressure massage at King Sauna and let the little old Korean ladies beat the hell out of me lol. And no, there is no L1, 2 or 3.

 

[sweetie-pie]

+1 Oppa, I'm down with the King Spa legit massage if thats my thing. Heck L1?? I'm an expert at that shit....self service only mind you. But .4 or .6 to let someone else wiggle my willie? NOT.

The big difference in Dallas is that you get the "emporers package" for nearly the same as you would shelling out in a suburban spa.

There's some reasoning to the suburban crowd. I'm in the deep southern sector of dallas and its a 35 minute drive to get my swerve on. I'm quite fine with it.

Happy Amping Anyway you like it.

 

[s0LuT1oN]

Flash I appreciate your rant about Dallas amp's vs suburban amp's, but not everyone wants or can afford the "emperor's package", some guys prefer an L1, some titty play, or on occasion L2 or daty. I've experienced a number of quality providers at suburban amp's, unfortunately they inevitably depart and do not return, as opposed to some of the Kgirls in ampville who return and become legends!

Since you mentioned never visiting a suburban amp at least give one a try (one that has been recommended of course) so you have a real genuine legitimate experience to base your opinion rather than someone's review; receiving a very good 45/50 minute massage and a sensual L1 (rather than self service) can be quite entertaining and relaxing, and definitely worth the expenditure of 100 total.

If massage or back walking isn't your thing no problem mate keep patronizing Dallas amp's, they are the hottest ladies for sure and we need to keep them busy. Happy hobbying mates!

 

[blueflamex171]

I've run my course with the suburban massage places and too often what you get is a half-assed masssage and a half-assed jack off session. Note I didn't say always, but more often than not.

That's why, as I stated, if I want a true therapeutic massage, I go to a place where there's not bullshit or expectation of a happy ending. The masseuse can focus on her job and I can focus on getting the tension out of my shoulders neck and back.

As for Flash's original rant, I think it's mostly against those that go to the suburban AMP's expecting the "emperor's package" for a "rub and tug price."

It's like I've said before, there is nothing wrong with wanting a hamburger and going to Whataburger. But if you want filet mignon, go to Del Frisco's where you can get filet mignon.....and don't be expecting filet mignon at Whataburger.

 

[fretochose]

Between 6 & 10 years ago, when I traveled more often, I used to get to Smile 6-8 times/yr if the plane was early, no pressing next engagement and stars otherwise aligned.
Beautiful girls, top-level service - all that we read about today. But visits being somewhat limited, not on any board to get the "gouge " I'd stick with one girl unless she was unavailable or moved on. My fault for sure but it developed a certain sameness, predictability.
As a married hobbyist, one must be ever vigilant as to a plausible back-story should the untoward occur such as mechanical breakdown, fender-bender etc. And do remember for many of us, depending on location that 45 min drive doesn't sound too offputting, but you must multiply by 2 or more if home is farther away from Ampville than work. So as conditions change and I find virtually no reasons to be in that area (despite great inventiveness) but driving by a fistful of Hurst offerings every day....one adapts. There are gems to be found even if one must sift a bit of coal. Admittedly VERY rare to find equivalent raw beauty to Dallas but it needn't be the purgatory some of y'all make it out to be.
My one-time ATF Michelle of Xin Sheng now something on Martin Dr is beautiful China - girl with a great smile, fun personality and a very nice massage to L2 CIM as always YMMV. Same former and current location her friend and "almost sister " per Michelle, Coco
Is a bit older but sports a fanfuckingtastic body, flawless smooth skin, doesn't seem to enjoy CiM but will on occasion.
Haven't been in awhile, last time I stopped by Michelle.was vacationing in CA...again! Dammit! I guess tthey are both still there?

Natalee at Hurst Asian has been a wonderful addition to our area even though the BJ's are covered...but you can count on full service with her and a lively time. My first time in she returned after stowing the session fee while I was undressing, grasped my cock, stroking it "you want this? You wanna fuck?" I got no further than looking up out of her tits into her eyes and she exclaimed "You wanna fuck!"
Japan Health on Harwood more problematic. Had some decent not stellar sessions, have seen gorgeous girls but they've never been available on my visits. I don't go there any more. Across the road and eastward to the corner, a couple visits, both respectable mutual massage limited daty but l1 only.
Glade road seems to have high turnover. Have had good full service sessions there followed by very poor L1 one WITH THE SAME GIRL!
We all have a bad day I guess.
Before I joined the board, for a time my commute took me directly past the one on Beach. Once was enough. Same story as recanted within the last weeks..aged hag gave bad massage (strong comment from one who loves to be touched and carressed - used to say no such thing as bad massage if a woman is touching me) followed by suggestion of L1 but absolute refusal of $40. Like the recent review, I coughed up the 60... but I must admit...that ole bag o' bones sure knew how to oil and rub a dick! I think I literally came in 2 minutes! Never happened before nor since. And a good gusher, too. She laughed and said in broken English "oh, you can't control!" In a fleeting moment of naivety I imagined she might give the twenty back. At least she thought she knew why I haggled so hard!
Stopped in Cherry Lane once in winter to find older but quite pretty and fit gal sans heat. She wanted more $ than I was willing to part with but think she wanted a warm body more so. She started the negotiations way early while both of us still clothed and I wasn't yet hard so she had to come down when I started to walk. Little head be damned, it was cold in there! Anyway, she proved to be an accomplished bbbj artist even hanging her head off the table backwards and letting me pound her throat deeply. Then she flipped 'round and grabbed her ankles, legs spread wide...."where's the cover? "
"Don't need"
Me: "Most certainly Do need!"
Reluctantly, she padded off to fetch one. Again, I think temp - related as she had to cross a wide and even colder room to get it. Once properly equipped we enjoyed a succession of positions in lively form with no regard for time....until some ahole hobbyist showed up incessantly ringing the bell and wouldn't go away then she rushed me fiercely...so I pounded her hard and mercilessly in mish then pulled out, tipped my hat and filled her pretty mouth...just for him....asshat!!!
Quite possibly the best time anyone has ever had in that establishment, given the available reviews. But I'd never go back for fear they fixed the heat. I've no doubt I benefitted by warming a cold and lonely milf...who was clearly done with me once another cash-laden warm body was at hand.

So, the thrill of the hunt, the surprise endings, both good and not so, the touch of a strange but soft and sometlovely hand, and best of all the convenience of picking up a gallon of milk on the way home...that's why we do it!

 

[Jonathan]

Great stories Stick, I wish all threads could be this lighthearted and enjoyable.