Colmegna Spa

[Anna :)]

I was gonna go to Pelvis and stare slack jawed at Florentina for an hour or so but forgot they only open at 1800 and it was 1600. So I'm thinking what can I do? Then I remember Colmenga and I'm thinking, "your one hell of a nice guy and deserve a massage" so after checking the address back on the subte and off I go.

Little confusion at the door between "classic" and what sounded like "be" but she said be was better and I'm a nice guy deserving to be pampered, so be it is.

230 pesos later a very nice man named Valentino is leading me back to the private clubhouse explaining the place. We set an appointment for the massage an hour hence and into the dressing room where he hands me off to the valet. I didn't prepare to go there so I had no shorts or anything, not a problem I'm given a pair of shorts and two heated towels.

The Valet shows me around and the place, while old, is pretty fucking nice. In the dressing rooms there are a lot of couches to relax on, entering the spa the first room is a cold plunge. In the heated area, their is a turkish sauna about as big as the living room and dining room at the Mansion very warm but not to hot. Through some glass doors, a Swedish sauna that was 70 fucking degrees, very nice for 5 min or so, past that was another room that may have cooked me and I didn't try it. Steam on the other side.

After an hour of being in the heat it's time for my massage. My Masajista is pretty enough to look at twice but the second look confirms shes a little past the sell by date, pretty but 40ish. We go upstairs and she takes my towel and starts giving me a very light and sensual massage. I'm more into a real massage but this feels good so I go along with it. She takes off my shorts and is kinda tickling my balls as shes rubbing my legs. After a couple minutes she leans down and tells me that more is possible. I said oh K mas possible? Then she told me 100 pesos for manual release, I didn't remember that, that was the price quoted on the board and was kinda surprised and started laughing a little. When she asked me what was funny I told her that while this might be my first time at this spa but I live here in BsAs and for 100 pesos I could have sex with 2 Paraguyans only 3 blocks away. She thought that was pretty funny and started giggling as well, but didn't come down in price. After that the massage was still semi sensual with lots of mimos but more of a real massage. When I left I tipped her 20 pesos as I have at other places for a good massage, and laid 10 pesos on the valet.

On balance I might visit this place again, nothing like a good massage after an hour or two in the heat, I might check out the classic side and see if I like it as well. Not really an option for sex for me as 100 pesos for a 15 min handjob (I still want my massage as well) is laughable I think. But the facility really is nice.

One final note, if your super homophobic this might not be a place for you. There are a lot of old naked guys walking around without towels, not unusuall in a segregated spa, but there was a few guys that seemed to be there for the naked guys walking around without their towels. They where discrete, but one guy followed me from the turkish bath to the pool and then the shower kinda checking me out. He didn't follow right behind me, but rather would move as I did. I noticed because he reminded me of me positioning myself to look at Florentinas ass at Pelvis. Speaking of Florentinas ass at Pelvis if anybody wants to go shoot some pool there on Monday or Tuesday drop me a line.

 

[Newts Man]

Read my report. I got a blow job, hand job. I hinted to her. I paid 30p but if I could speak better Spanish it could of been 20p.

I paid 98p for just an hour massage.

 

[Prez]

This was my favorite place going back to 2003 when I could get the entire VIP package for less that 150 pesos and the happy ending for another 50 pesos. Boy how times have changed. Went there Thurday of last week and planned to spend 4 hours chilling out before my flight to Colombia.

Let me say up front that I really LOVE this place. I mean LOVE. But the increase in price has made it impossible to go as much as I'd like. Currently the VIP with the hour massage is 650 pesos and with the 30 minute massage is 550. If you want to include the relax it's another 100. HOWEVER, they now have a 50% promotion on Tuesdays. Every program is 50% off on Tuesdays, including all of the VIP programs. Needless to say, Tuesdays are the preferred time to go.

In the past they threw in a pass to the gym for free if you paid for the VIP, but these days a day pass is 35 pesos. I always go to the gym first as there's usually a bunch of pretty Portenas and the equipment is nice and well kept.

Why I like this place is for me it's the perfect way to get over jetlag from a long flight. EZE to the apartment, drop bags and head downtown. Gym. 2 heat-levels of Turkish baths, sauna, and an awesome Finnish steam room, pool and now they've added mineral baths. With the VIP you can put a terrycloth robe on and chill out in the quiet relax room, check your e-mail on the wifi and have something to drink. After a while, I head back to the steam rooms or go for a swim. After about 3-4 hours it's time for my massage. In all my years, I've only had one poor massage. They're not exactly at the Nailea talent level, but still quite good. After the massage, I usually shower up and head for one last steam. By the time I hit the street I'm a new man; no jetlag, hangover, nothing. If you need a haircut orwhatever, they have a full salon right next to the relax room.

You can use all of the spa services without the VIP room if you get the classico, which includes a regular massage of different lengths, with Saturdays being priced higher. No relax available.

The only way this place makes economical sense is to go on Tuesdays, and even then it's a stretch. But it's a luxury that I do enjoy from time to time.

 

[Abs]

I visited Colmegna yesterday and the price for the traditional place is up to Arg120 for the hour massage (this includes the sauna and turkish bath) I had my massage with Ana, ok looking but defenetly no happy ending. There was not even a hint about it. That only happens in the VIP section, the cost is 180 for the massage and the happy ending will set you back another 100. Perhaps worltraveler69 was at the VIP section, but I have visited several times and there is no BJ there let alone at that price. Could it be that Patty works elsewhere?

Cheers

 

[Jabril]

My back was killing me, so I decided to get a massage.

I am still confused about the pricing, maybe of you much better spanish speaks guys can get it correct.

I swear I paid 75 peso for an hour massage last time.

But chica at the counter said I have had to pay 98 pesos for the hour.

Half hour is 49 pesos and you get Turkish bath and sauna.

Anyway I paid for an hour, with Patty. Not pretty at all. But I just wanted a massage. She was getting to the finish of the massage and I hinting about a happy finish. I do not know what she said after I offered 20 pesos. So I upped it to 30, next thing she mentioned getting the money coming back with a tip. I said OK. So the hand job begins. I am laying back enjoying it and I feel her lips on my dick. A nice surprise. I was not expecting that. Especially without a rubber.

Oh, What a Life.

 

[chuck]

It is fairly nice.

I entered and paid for a massage. You walk into a locker room first to change.

There is pool sort of bath and a large sauna room, and showers. My massage was upstairs.

I don't think a HJ is available although I may be wrong. The massage was kind of tough but therapeutic.

Would repeat.

 

[idodgesubs]

I thought there was a link already posted.

http://www.colmegna.com.ar/

 

[--s2--s2--]

They have redesigned the front lobby area with 2 new professional looking booths, the main one on the left now. I saw a steady flow of traffic on recent visits so they are doing a brisk business. Depending on what service you want you may need to make an appointment in advance, unless you are willing to wait. I usually stop in early on during each trip to BA for a manicure and pedicure, which run about 25p and 45p respectively.

I'm pretty sure you can't get a handjob in the Classic massage area, since these massages are given in small booths up on the second floor right next to where they give the pedicures, and there are several staff around within 10-20 feet of these booths. Haven't tried the Classic massages here yet but may in the future, I'm looking for more places with regular massages.

 

[butterstixies]

Finally, I had a really great deep tissue massage. Suzana did the great massage!

This place is fantastic.

Lots floors with different activities, pools, gym, steam baths, sauna, exercise classes, etc. Everything you need to pamper your body.

Sarmiento 839 at Suipacha. See web site somewhere below.

 

[Eat Beef!]

I paid 20p for a BBBJ. She wasn't the nicest looking chica I have seen by far. That was only one time in four massages.

 

[monkey95]

I was only theres once three or four years ago. As I recall it was $120 peso's but I can't remember if I paid extra for the VIP Massage. I do recall that after I attained "Wood" durring the massage the girl wanted an extra $100 to solve my problem.

Exon

 

[carly123houleis]

Big Bob:

I went there [red]once [/red]and that was 3 years ago, but I think I can clear this for you.

There are two types of massages; one with the "real" massajistas (yours) and another one with a chica. The one chica that I got was stunning, easily a 9 on a 1 to 10 scale. Three years ago the relax package including the chica massage was AR$165 or thereabouts.

The chica massages are "understood" to be "senusal", and just about every time it is my understanding that they make some sort of sexual overture to extract a HEFTY FEE (about AR$100) for a hand job.

Overall the experience was relaxing, and the part I liked the most was their shower. It had an amazing flow rate of warm water and was very soothing.

Their website is www.colmegna.com.ar.

 

[John S.]

I came here for the first time after a very intense session with Romina at Maipu 359. I had been to another place in the same neighborhood. It was located in a hotel but I don't remember the name. They gave a great massage there but the only problem was that the masseuses were all male. I decided to check this place out to see if it would be an improvement. It seems that they make a distinction here between the total relax and a standard massage. Buyer beware as this has absolutely nothing to do with a happy ending. Those of you who have mongered in other places may think that the term relax total includes a HJ but it doesn't. What it means is that you have free reign of all of the facilities for as long as you want. You can negotiate an HJ with the masseuses privately but my guess would be that you could arrange it without choosing the relax total option. I am a little bit confused by what I actually bought because I initially chose the massage only but when the front desk agent was trying to schedule the appointment the earliest appaointment that she could schedule would have been an hour later so I upgraded so that I could relax and use the facilities until the time of my session. I do know that I paid around 120 pesos. I'm usually a lot more careful with my money but Romina had just fucked my brains out and I didn't really care how much the massage cost because I know that the same length of time would probably cost me 100US or more at home and I was feeling good about feeling good in B. A. They sent me to the back where the lockers and the spa are located and it was a little bit funny because I was "handed off" by about 5 people just to make it into the spa area. I didn't really understand why this was necessary but maybe someone else might think that this is like the VIP treatment or something. It just seemed to me that there are a lot of people at Colemagne who are "working" but don't have a lot to do. I was a little disapointed to find that this place has the same Turkish bath set up as the other place. It's probably me just being a bit provincial but this kind of set up, with fat guts and cocks and balls jiggling all around, seems a bit gay to me. I have had massages before but never in this kind of setting but it must be pretty common in B. A. Personally I would enjoy the massage without the "towel" male bonding hang but I was there and the facilities were clean so I decided to get over myself and relax. I was a little bit worried because I had my wallet with me and I was worried that perhaps my belongs may not have been totally secure but after locking my things up in the locker I didn't have any problems. I went down for my massage and after seeing my masseuse I was really glad that I had already had a session. She was, in essence, a fat old ugly hag and I didn't have a choice of who would perform the session. She did give me a great massage though with just the right amount of pressure and complete with minor chiropractic adjustments. In comparing with the other massage that I had in B. A. Though it must be noted, however, that she was really only vaguely female and in that respect not much of an improvment over the male masseuse that I had before and he used a thinner kind of heated oil which worked better than the cold greasy lotion that she was applying. I will also add that I was in a stall next to someone who was either blowing an intense load or getting a much better massage than I was as he was moaning so loudly that they had to turn the music up to mask his groans of pleasure. In stark contrast to this the man in the stall on the other side of me was snoring his way through the HJ and his session. I'm just mentioning this to let people know that you can definately bust a nut in this place although I did not. All in all it was a good experience but since it is a full 40 pesos more than the other spa I went to I think that I might go back there next time. There both equally clean and equally gay with unfuckable masseuses so I'll take the cheap road from now on.

 

[nathanael b]

At Colmegna Spa, only in VIP rooms one can get HJ, a part of business tactics?

 

[Serena]

Dog,

Theres a good one over at Brisa on Esmarelda 847 Apt 12 H.

The price is right also.

Exon

 

[Yhyamhmd]

I hit the spa yesterday. Grisellia was her name, Hand jobs were her game. A real looker. She is in the VIP section. Great personality as well. Cost 100 pesos.

 

[Kapacs]

Thanks Biker. Much appreciated!

Dog

 

[Jane D]

As I recall, they've got two steam chambers (40 C and 60 C) a kind of Finland shower in a separate room and a Sauna.

 

[Nolan B]

At first I was like, duh. But then I realized that I confused Colmegna with Croix. My bad, my bad.

 

[Lastnight]

I am looking for a good sauna / steam room facility. Last post here was sometime back. Any updated info out there? HJ is optional, as the steam is the main priority. Thanks in advance.

Dog