I was in Alphabet City relaxing at a coffee shop one afternoon, and decided I needed to go to Full Relaxation Mode. I used the complimentary wifi to pull up backpage, and perused for a local listing. The first one I came to was boasting "Beautiful Asian Masseuses w/ Soft hands, Gentle Touch". No website, but when I'm in the mood for a quick HJ i'm not as picky as I am on FS days. Showed up 10 minutes later, and after a quick smile to the camera I was buzzed into a highly secure building. Up to the second floor, and into a simple yet adequate room.
I pulled Cindy, a nice Korean woman who told me she had been in NYC for 5 years. The lights were purposely kept very dim, but I would imagine she was upper 30's if not pushing 40. Nice thin asian figure, and passable english. No TS was offered, but I did see a bathrobe and sandals in the room so maybe it's a "dont ask dont tell" policy? Either way, I was clean so didn't press the issue. After 60 for the house she went right into giving a very long and soft massage. It was well done but not the best I've ever had, nothing exceptional. There was soothing korean music playing, but also audible was a large clock ticking the seconds by. 60 minutes each with 60 seconds is 3,600 tick tocks. Its the type of number that sounds like a lot, until you're laying on a soft table with 2 even softer asian hands rubbing your worries away. I had to grin for a moment, realizing that thought was something Otis undoubtedly would have been able to transform into a grandiose narrative, but I just let it pass as a fleeting thought as her hands continued south into a prolonged foot massage.
On the flip she wouldn't take anything off, but allowed plenty of OTC roaming. That always reminds me of a middle school bus ride - You get where you're going but you don't get to touch any titties. I gave her 40 for her efforts, and got out of there.
Some times you hit a home run, and sometimes you strike out, but this time was more like a 1-4 day with a base hit to make you feel good, but overall not the best box score to help your batting average. I guess there's a reason this place hasn't been reviewed in 2 years...
646-896-1957 on 1st ave btwn 15th and 16th st.