Chelsey 403 452 6536 massage

[mrs. holden caulfield.]

Well JohnnyBoy, I TOFTT. You asked if anyone had ever, and Jodi recommended to search the ph number and I did. It was an interesting read with mixed reviews so i thought i'd go and form my own opinion. The ad read on backpage as:
http://calgary.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incredible-service-beautiful-blonde-licenced-and-georgeous-21/3221288
And on CL as:
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/2636178396.html
I must say I had a good experience. I asked her to put the little dogs away and I think it would be your right to ask her to shut off the tv ( there was a previous complaint about her paying too much attention to the tv) as it is your time. I liked it on as 2 1/2 men was on and it was a funny episode. The photos are definitely not her, but a very true representation of her. She is a good looking girl about 5'8" with a great body and a nice set of enhanced breasts. She also seems like a good girl complete with bible in the living room and church photos throughout the bathroom (see previous reviews on this...quite humorous) which was a turnon, but made me nervous to ask about what my options were for $$ so I let the experience unfold as it may. I took the hour and it was $$ as the ad said and it was a really good massage as she is a licensed therapist. On the flip I had a topless HJ. She was quite skilled with the hands I must say as I'm pretty fussy and i didn't need to give much direction Nice warm shower afterward and a nice hug and I was on my way. Nice safe first visit however an expensive topless HJ. I would repeat if I knew I'd be able to get at least a BJ or better yet, FS for my hard earned cash.

So here is my question to our fine group of gentlemen. Is anyone a regular client or had a repeat? Is there anything more on the menu other than a hand release? Please share some details of your experiences. PM me if you don't want to kiss and tell for some reason.

 

[Emily G]

For someone with absolutely no posts and just joined today, your review and question indicates more experience than some shill or newbie. So I will respond to your question...

First off, I'd agree that you paid too much for the services rendered especially considering you're going in blind as she uses fake images.

Part of the purpose of posting reviews is to determine if the juice is worth the squeeze. $$ is what I would consider above average for a simple topless HJ (And Slim Shady would not even consider it). You didn't even mention any body slide or any enhanced services. Good luck on your next choice.

 

[fabiolapistola]

Not sure how the photo's can't definitely not be here but a 'True' representation of her.

 

[Dips50]

I have seen her once before (fool me once shame on you fool me...). Your post made me giggle because i know exactly what you meant about her being a religious fanactic. She kept changing her ads to catch the next fools. She's in the coach hill area. I paid $.4 for 1/2hr, although i get to claim the full amount under insurance i still feel ripped off. She doesnt offer anything more than topless hj.

 

[CrackerBoy67]

Sorry for not introducing myself as being new to the forum. I joined earlier this week and have enjoyed the reads so far. I am not a newbie in the sport though and look forward to sharing experiences.

I wasn't too concerned about the photos not being her. She was just as hot and similar body type, just a different gal (could have been her sister) so security for her identity I guess.

The religious thing threw me in a funny way I've never experienced. No wood lost, just lost my nerve about asking about menu items for some reason and let her go where she wanted to. Kinda want to repeat like a challenge in the same way i'd like to get the hot librarian to let her hair down and lose the glasses just looking for any intel to see if anyone has gotten past the HJ so I dont waste my money.

 

[And 1]

I saw her in the summer and got a full nude HJ. She's super hot, seemed kind of spacy. Super hot though, super hot. Good HJ finish off, but no more than that. Did I mention Super hot?

VFM is in the eye of the walletholder.

 

[Joel F]

That's an understatement.

I saw her once and only go the topless as it was apparently the first time in a few years that it was that time of the month...

I got an attempted russian finish, but can never finish that way so it was a HJ finish. Being the sucker that I am, I'll probably repeat to see if digits or DATY is possible, but I'm not optimistic. What can I say, I'm a sucker for punishment.

 

[Frances]

So, Chelsey now, hey? A girl's entitled to a string of aliases I suppose.

I went to see her a few months back. Agreed on all points: the dogs were annoying, the TV was annoying, she was kind of spacy, and she was super hot. She was nude the whole time, but since I was face down for much of it, the view of her feet wasn't that incredible. I got along okay with her but it wasn't the kind of experience I was looking for. I wanted something a bit more intimate than... Well, the look on her face during the handjob was more like, "How do I get these numbers to match up on my spreadsheet?" than "Hey I really like you."

She did climb on top for a bit but there was no FS or anything like that.

I found the religious paraphernalia somewhat amusing and didn't know how to take it. So I just ignored it.

Definitely won't repeat no matter how hot she is. (And the pictures were so close that I didn't realize they weren't her until after I got home and had another look.)

 

[Megan B]

Been there twice. First time when the old CL add was on the therapeutic page ( she had two phone numbers). Went hoping for more. No such luck. Second time with correct number, I realized I'm going to same address. She then explained about two hone numbers etc. Anyway as per the last commentator, poor VFM. Will not waste my time driving up there again.

 

[Pompal 09.]

i think i'll give her a shot.... i dont necessarily NEED that connection as long as shes a good masseuse and gets me off.... I'll let you know from my point of view when i get back... will try and go some time in the next couple days.

She sounds not TOOO bad to me...i don't need GFE...a hot naked chick giving a good massage sounds nice haha.

 

[Collette J]

Sure, go for it. She worked hard to get some of those knots out of my back while she was watching TV. Probably the least erotic massage I've had when she was doing that part, but she seems to know her muscle groups.

 

[Lovely]

so i would totally agree with what you said there Bear.... i'll get into it with more detail though:

I get there and have to wait quite a while for her to buzz me in (upwards of 5 minutes standing at the door waiting), so right away i'm thinking "ohhhh man what everyone said was true". Eventually i get buzzed and go up and she is suuuuuper hot, gorgeous! so I am pretty pumped.

Walk into her place and she has tons of dogs at this point.... she has two dogs herself but i guess they weren't spayed or neutered cause they did the nasty themselves and had puppies... so her kitchen had a few very very young puppies, and then her two adult dogs were running around the rest of the small condo. I have no problem with dogs but i will say if they're cruisin' around barking at each other it does somewhat ruin the mood. She did eventually let them outside onto the balcony though, and later during the massage let them in and they were quiet and i had no idea they were there after a while.

She had her TV going, which wasn't a problem for me, she actually asked me first if i minded and really i didn't... i have had a ton of sex, and makeout sessions in front of a TV, and lets be real i'm not looking to fall asleep here , i'm looking to get a massage but mainly an HJ , so i don't really mind it at all and told her she could keep it on.

now as for the massage, she is great at therapeutic! i had a knot in my back that she went to town on..... now with that said any hard on i had before from her little teasing while doing my upper thighs and ass was now gone as this was getting to be a little painful (i'm talking elbow in back, and i can see her stance is far far back so she's putting all her weight into it), but in therapeutic massage i believe it's definitely true that with no pain there is no gain.

So then i flip, she gets naked , she is super hot so i get hard. she goes and takes a piss with the door open... which for some reason turned me on alot, and then up she came on top of the bed with just her panties on and started the HJ and russian.

I had a weird shot at the end , i had already cum earlier in the day thanks to a meet up with an old friend of mine.... and so she was really squeezing my dick when i came, and nothing came out at first even though i definitely came.... i was like "wtf?!" i'm a young guy and this doesnt happen to me.... then out of no where it just all ran out when she released her strangle hold hahaha, was the weirdest shit i've ever seen...... going to have to go to her with a loaded gun next time (my dick loaded with jizz for those of you who may not get the term... i'm not psycho hahaha )

so im done, i shower up, she washes my back, i get dressed, we chit chat i get a damn good hug and out the door i go.

So in the end all in all i understand the negative reviews..... she was kind of an air head sometimes, the dogs could get annoying, and i can understand people not liking the TV.

I on the other hand didn't see all those as major negatives. I mean if i had a therapeutic masseuse who looked like her and gave a great massage working out my knots like her, and all this happened I would still consider her a great masseuse. The fact that she got naked and performed an hj and russian on me is just icing on the cake.


I've always been ok with spending money, so i can't speak for VFM , but i can say i left happy.... and WILL return.



Looks: 9
Gorgeous!!!
Service : 8
Loved the hj and russian, and the massage worked out some knots, would probably want more teasing in the future though.
Environment: 6
I usually don't judge environment, in fact i never do.... but i feel like this session would of been ALOT better if the dogs were not present... TV i'm ok with, and the place was not bad at all itself (all the jesus paraphernalia and nic nacs were hilarious i thought) but the dogs need to go their distracting to everyone.


Thanks!

Dorkus

 

[Violet_Purple_Pink]

Glad you enjoyed your experience!

 

[jboi4life83]

I agree in a sense. for just a well done therapeutic massage and hj you wouldn't need that connection. On the other hand though the service is relatively expensive considering only a hj. You could have added a little amount of money and got a much more fulfilling experience with another SP.
Also mathematically speaking if you get a massage from a regular therapist I mean not a SP you may probably pay like 60 to 70 for the hour so you are paying like 130 just for the hj plus her being naked and maybe a little bit on top. Isn't that expensive? I think it is.

 

[Sagittarius]

Maybe a strange question here, but is she licensed as a massage therapist so it could be claimed on insurance without raising eyebrows?

 

[Evan M]

She claims to be, but I myself have not tried to swindle that one haha.

 

[BigTom]

What the hell is with those little dogs? And what the hell are they barking at, she seemed to be completely oblivious to it.....