Carries - Cheryl - WASTE OF MONEY.

[eldridan]

I'll keep this short because if you don't have anything good to say.....

Went upstairs and waited a minute or two and was led into a very dark room by Cheryl. Asked for the 1/2 and paid $30. Showered in a 1'x1' shower stall. Kept hitting the sides when scrubbing the nether regions.

Dryed with a stale towel. Stumbled in the dark room to the table.

Cheryl came in and gave a mediocre massage with some slight teasing. Might have maintained an erection if I didn't have to listen to her family trip to West Edmonton Mall and how there wasn't enough room for her 2 kids.

Flipped over and she asked what I wanted. I said topless HJ as the dim lights made it appear she might have some nicer size titties. Well as she unfolded them from her bra I knew they were real. Real like Stampede flapjacks. At least they were warm. I played coy and mentioned it was my first titfuck and she lubed them up and wrapped them around my Johnson. I mentioned it might be better for her to be on the bottom. She then grabbed about 18 towels to ensure no mess got anywhere. That's Carrie for you. Must be a company policy about fluids. If I see a rubber glove HJ I am out of there.

Anyway jackhammered her crepes until I was done. She got up quickly to sanitize herself. I cleaned up and had another shower in the shoebox they call a shower.

She comes back in the room and asks for her $140. That's right. $140. I said you have to be kidding. She says no. That's the rate. Carrie herself doesn't offer this. I think to myself. WTF!! I was in no mood to argue as I had other things to do than argue. She was adamant about it. I stormed out in disbelief while she wished me a good day.

No more Carries' for me. I've always given a MP the benefit of the doubt.

Don't think I will return.



I Am.

SlimShady.

 

[over 9000]

Maybe she figured that if it was (as you so coyly lied through your teeth your first time, she could charge whatever she wanted, and you wouldn't know better.

 

[HelpingHand]

I mentioned to her I had been there a few time with Carrie and another one I couldn't remember the name of.

 

[phoenix]

Slim I rember reading a post of yours from a year ago you said you saw cheryl and said no way to 140 titty f___ had the hj and left did you forget this already?? maybe all the pooning is rotting your brain

 

[chntlrose]

Wow! Bigmike does his homework!!! I think this is the thread he was talking about. http://www.canadaadultfun.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=656&highlight=cheryl


Me thinks Slim has run the circuit throughout Calgary, and is on round two. At least she's consistent! lol

 

[highshoes]

DAMN!!

I should actually read my posts.

Now I feel like an idiot. Slim got played. She knew I was there before.

It's tough to miss a 13" cock.

Damn it!

I'm speechless now.

 

[Pompal 09.]

LMFAO!! She must be good at math too, because she claimed it was only 3"

 

[Delacy]

Hey now.... Don't be dissin' 3 inches. I'm only 3 inches, but some gals like it 3 inches thick.

 

[srikanth]

damn! not often we see Slim speechless ... this is one of those classic threads that will go down in history.